Professional Hottie Says Tate To Transfer
UPDATE: Professional hottie's tweet has disappeared. You can safely ignore the below, I think.
Um… so this person…
…has a twitter that says this:
Very reliable source telling me Tate Forcier requested a transfer from #Michigan this AM. NOT yet confirmed, will update as I know more.
I'd link it but I'm getting fail whales and am suffused with an overwhelming ennui.
Not to disparage smoking hot bikini models or anything, but I'd probably take Mike Rothstein's word over hers. Then again she has done some sideline work for the Big Ten Network—the entire reason this is credible enough to bother with—and Rothstein is not banging out strenuous denials and this is Michigan post-Bo so it's probably true and all she left out its that he's hiring someone to bash Denard's knee in, Tonya Harding style.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:13 PM ^
... I believe it now more than ever.
Hopefully Tate still does. If not best of luck to him.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:14 PM ^
Now says:
Wow really struck a nerve w/ ppl. Like I said, NOT confirmed. We'll see what plays out.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:16 PM ^
What the hell did she expect to happen?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:52 PM ^
Tweet: Inside sources say Melanie Collins has fake breasts. NOT CONFIRMED, but probably true so I'm going to just assume it's correct and post it anyways.
On a side note, how many people knew who she was before this? I didn't, and now I can safely say I'm not going to forget. My conspiracy theory is she took advantage of the wary Michigan fanbase to improve her google stock.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:15 PM ^
i SERIOUSLY doubt the validity of this.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:18 PM ^
But would anyone really be surprised? Evidence the recent dissing on Tate by Woolfolk and even Rodriguez, along with Denard's hyping, along with the Forcier family transfer history.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:22 PM ^
Galileo was chastised too. Was that really you? You my hero.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:23 PM ^
the forciers love michigan and RR, yes i would be surprised. not to mention tate's had his best week of practice this week. btw if he hasn't done it here yet, TomVH talked to tate's dad and mr. forcier says it's not true.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:30 PM ^
Just curious: you apparently have some knowledge of what's been going on at practice. What's your guess? Two headed monster? Situational? Alternating? Tate? Denard?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:32 PM ^
That her tweets are as fake as her titties?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:39 PM ^
comedy
August 19th, 2010 at 1:54 AM ^
I prefer the Joe Rogan school of thought on that one... "if you can touch em, then they are real."
August 18th, 2010 at 9:23 PM ^
Similarly, I doubt the validity of her two greatest assets.
Brian, can you look into those ASAP?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:17 PM ^
"The WTF!? to end all WTFs!?" -Woodrow Wilson
August 18th, 2010 at 9:18 PM ^
I've officially transcended to the state where further pain only makes me laugh. It's closer to dementia than denial, but it's my way of coping.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:18 PM ^
Reporter: Is it true that Tate is transferring?
Coach Rod: I'll talk about guys that play for Michigan.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:18 PM ^
Is her stage name "Mirage?"
August 18th, 2010 at 9:19 PM ^
All that comes to mind is that we definitely need to keep abreast of this....
August 18th, 2010 at 9:23 PM ^
yes we CANS!
August 19th, 2010 at 2:23 AM ^
is this going to be a string of puns related to tits or was that just coincidence?
August 19th, 2010 at 8:27 AM ^
you ruined it
August 18th, 2010 at 9:21 PM ^
Another bimbo getting her 15 minutes of fame. Nice fakes though.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:33 PM ^
the tweet or her chest?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:46 PM ^
Yes.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:21 PM ^
isn't this fun?!!?!??!? i'm having sooo much FUN!!!!
August 18th, 2010 at 9:22 PM ^
Back to the Posbang!!!
August 18th, 2010 at 9:22 PM ^
August 18th, 2010 at 9:22 PM ^
TomVH reporting it's false, per Tate's dad.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:24 PM ^
August 18th, 2010 at 9:24 PM ^
When I die and go to heaven, I won't be surprised even a little bit when TomVH opens the pearly gates for me.
August 18th, 2010 at 10:35 PM ^
It's the vest, isn't it?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:24 PM ^
You rule. Everyone resume your normal, slightly less ulcer inducing levels of panic.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:28 PM ^
don't take this as a homo advance, but can i hug you?
August 19th, 2010 at 1:52 AM ^
Not that there is anything wrong with that
August 19th, 2010 at 1:51 AM ^
Where's the line between "family" and helicopter parenting?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:51 PM ^
August 18th, 2010 at 11:05 PM ^
Thanks, i had to change my boxers after i read the post by Brian. What a relief!
August 18th, 2010 at 9:23 PM ^
If this shit keeps up RR going to have to start talking about people who don't play for Michigan
August 18th, 2010 at 10:01 PM ^
August 18th, 2010 at 9:24 PM ^
JaJaJa23: "So what's the deal with this transfer stuff?"
T8Gr8: "Transfer?"
T8Gr8: "Damn near killed her. Am I wrong?"
T8Gr8: "Wanna play Halo?"
August 18th, 2010 at 9:26 PM ^
TOTALLY play Halo with Tate, but somebody stole my 360. :(
August 18th, 2010 at 9:26 PM ^
Tom needs to head on over to the posbang for his excellent work
August 18th, 2010 at 9:27 PM ^
Looks like homegirl is a Penn State alumna. So, conceivable that there's a little Michigan hate flowing through that smokin' hot body.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:37 PM ^
Has there ever been an unattractive girl named Melanie?
August 18th, 2010 at 10:23 PM ^
Yes. I had a class with her when I was at M. She would make your face run around to the other side of your head to avoid looking at her.
Also, Melanie Griffith isn't looking so hot these days.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:51 PM ^
She would make your face run around to the other side of your head to avoid looking at her.
Seriously, dude, of all the funny lines I've read today, and there have been many, that one is by far the best. Shit, that's funny.
August 18th, 2010 at 10:36 PM ^
One, she winked at me and blew me a kiss. OMG.
Two, how low on the model totem pole do you have to be to get a gig posing with a paintball gun?
August 18th, 2010 at 10:44 PM ^
I'd probably let her get pretty low on my totem pole.
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