META - Anyone else having trouble being really really ridiculously good looking?

a doctor and now my vet gave me a business card, her cell on the back and said if I'm single ever to call her. something about being a married stay at home dad attracts women. had a mom in Costco ask if free because her husband won't take the kids out, she said it serious and in front of her 5-6 y old daughter.

Hey just because I have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that I too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. 

Cease grooming, massively increase caloric intake, drink & smoke excessively.

Yes/Ditto....ignore the jealous noise-makers.... And, as Willie Joe said, “I can’t wait for tomorrow cause I get better looking every day!”

If you answered yes, I suggest trying Blue Steel.

I'm too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.

This question could be interpreted two ways: either you're saying 

a. Anyone else have trouble [becoming] ridiculously good looking? 

b. Anyone else have trouble [because you are] ridiculously good looking?

The first would be a cry of frustration. The second would be grounds for a dong punch. 

I am perfect, so no.

NO?

Me neither.

I'm not one for big government but we may need more mods around here

I was told at least 50 times what a “velly hansum” man I am. (True story) Now that we’re back home from Thailand, not so much. (Also true) But my wife still finds me attractive. So I’m good!

Compared to South Quad....   

I'm not ridiculously good looking but I am laughably attractive.

You have no idea.  It's a real problem being so fly.  

Nope. Not me. I've never had that trouble.

My wife does. I sometimes have trouble dealing with it but not often. #HumbleBrag

I look at myself in the mirror every morning and think,

"SHIT, it happened again...I got better looking overnight."

at least they'll find you handy.

I think my biggest problem is the trail of broken-hearted super models I've left behind. Some of these girls have such a hard time understanding when it's over. No matter how magical it was, all good things must end.

That's why I was so happy that Kate found Justin after our time together. It's good to know that the poor girl will have at least some shred of happiness in her life. Be happy, amore mio.

Oh look - a unicorn.

by adolescent girls when my janitorial a** came to clean the psych ward at UM hospital--are behind me.

P.S. I was a kid myself, working my way through college at the time. Gotta be careful what you infer in this day and age!

Of course, just look at my profile picture.

Nope, never had that problem. OTOH, my better half, used as my avatar, she had that problem.

It's tough being out here sometimes

A freak gasoline fight incident...

Nope. I am fugly.

...so no

Not really.

I'm considered quite fetching.

 

Hi.

and they say, 'no you're not daddy.  you're not old and you've got a 4-pack'.   i think some of them might need glasses. 

(Keep in mind I'm a pediatrician) Me to one of my preschool age patients: You look like a million bucks! My patient (no hesitation): You look like a clown! I was not dressed like a clown.