OT - Is MGoBlog My Girlfriend?
There's an ad at the top of the page that says 'Let's Make Babies,' and an ad in the left hand column for 'My Wedding Dress.' Is MGoBlog trying to start a family with me or something?
Is anyone else getting pressure from their favorite sports blog to 'settle down?'
April 21st, 2010 at 12:05 AM ^
One can only refer to it as, "The Look!"
If so, it will definitely not approve of my oogling the SportsBetting.com girl to the left.
MGoBlog likes to get a little freaky every now and then.
No kidding. I remember coming home one Sunday after golfing with some dudes. Usually, golfing on Sunday instead of going with her to bed bath and beyond results in the only action I get that night being watching Family Guy with my pants off. But this night was different. I came home, and all she wanted was some peanut butter jelly time.
But clearly it's the best title. EVER.
And yes, yes she is. And she is one saucy bitch.
with any of these posts!
Love is blind.
that MGoBlog is my secret girlfriend!
Mgoblog is my work wife. The Pam to my Jim. It's a good escape from the people and work surrounding me M-F.
Ads: Top=Chicago Cubs hats, Left=Insuance. Guess it's telling me to find a backup plan when watching MLB. Not a bad idea the way 2010 is going.
both my gals want me to go on a cruise....
with the number of Nieman Marcus ads I'm getting, apparently MGoBlog thinks I'm its girlfriend. Since I'm not female, this could be awkward.
... she is NOT East Lansing.
... and is NOT negotiable!
She's very sexist--I'm seeing ads for that gagtastic greeting card company, Current. I suppose next up is Tupperware and laser hair removal. Or is your girlfriend going to be diplomatic about my little 'stache problem?
complicated......
Wants me to bang 18 year old sluts in my area.
Who am I to argue?
is just looking for an excuse to dump you.
I wonder how many users on here have been dumped because of MGoBlog.
When the blog complains that I don't load the washing machine correctly, I use the wrong heat setting on the dryer, I fold her clothes incorrectly, I load the dishwasher incorrectly, I put the dishes away in the wrong spots, I put the groceries away incorrectly, I use MY space in the closet inefficiently, I don't know how to vacuum, my friends suck, her friends suck, every person that ever waits on us is rude, makes me want to pull over and throw the keys at her every time I am driving us somewhere, complains about every single person she works with, calls every girl skinnier than her a slut, doesn't pay attention to movies and asks questions and gets pissed at me because I get annoyed, pees with the door open so I know what she is doing when it is closed and lastly, asks me what outfit I think she looks better in only to wear something else every time, she will be my girlfriend. Until then, this blog is the fantasy girl I want to bang.
One, grow a pair and tell that girl all that.
Two, marry her.
It's gotta be one or the other.
...page loads, I got ads for Notre Dame executive leadership certificates and something called Florida Tech University Online. Wonder if these two fine institutions are comparable.
MGoBlog is telling me to learn your, you're and youre.
Firefox (with adblock plus) blocks all banner ads, so I am missing my MGoRelationship :.(
MGoBlog puts out??
April 20th, 2010 at 10:08 PM ^
MGOMarriageCounseling????
Now make me some goddamn blueberry panckaes!
April 21st, 2010 at 10:15 AM ^
now that you mention it, my facebook says i'm in a relationship with MGoBlog. And I don't remember doing it either. It's possible MGoBlog is insane?