OT: What is your perfect job?
I've been thinking about my perfect job lately. If money was no object, and you could create the perfect job for yourself, what would it be? Mine would be Diet Coke Quality Control Analyst. I would go to restaurants with fountain service and check to make sure their Diet Coke mix has the perfect amount of fizziness and taste.
What would your perfect job be?
Back in the day, Hugh Hefner's job.
/just being honest
Actually think you'd be pretty damn good at it though. I know you get teased for your fandom on this board, but you should be proud bro.
but since I'd go bankrupt doing that, craft beer judge.
So, the fellas don't find you attractive?
What do a male prostitute and the Pink Panther have in common?
They're both Peter Sellers.
futbol manager in europe somewhere. preferably warm climate.
I've always wanted to be a successful vintner in my own little fantasies - I love wine, I've studied wine in my spare time and if it were possible to just go to town, I would get myself a vineyard, bottle my own brand "Sinister" (so named as I am left-handed) and make a modest living doing that.
Professional Sleeper.
Username checks out.
Bit.
April 22nd, 2017 at 10:40 PM ^
Sadly, I'm eternally stuck with my job.
Quit the bitchin' - you work one freakin' day a year.
Plus, as the old joke goes: He knows where all the bad girls live.
World Famous DJ
Professional gamer (Was pretty damn close) and then run a professional gaming organization. If I ever win the lottery I will have a professional gaming organization.
Photographer for NatGeo
April 22nd, 2017 at 10:42 PM ^
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much better for your health. I don't look at it as a job though.
What is your job?
April 22nd, 2017 at 10:18 PM ^
When I was younger I thought teaching would be a cool job and people would say they thought I'd be a good one, but yeah after I got a little older I decided I didn't want to have to deal with a lot of the non-teaching stuff.
I thought it would be cool, too - until I tried it. Then I realized that there is a vast difference between "teaching" and "being a teacher." So much of that "non-teaching stuff" will suck the life out of you.
April 22nd, 2017 at 11:52 PM ^
Teaching will break your heart. I used to teach and parents and students were grateful for it. Now, instead of teaching, it seems I try to get people to do things they don't want to do, and I often feel resented for it. Times have changed.
I actually teach at a college now. That may be part of the problem. The vast majority of my students don't want to do anything and they don't want to have to. I'm trying to get people to learn and they don't want to. I also probably shouldn't post anything late at night when I'm tired lest I sound overdramatic. But I used to get thanked on a regular basis. Now I almost never do. More students just resent having to do anything now. Maybe it's better at other schools. I hope!
Brewmaster for a bewery in Ann Arbor.
Journalist for Rolling Stone magazine (1976-1979). Get to meet the Clash, Chrissie Hynde, Sex Pistols, David Byrne. Get tons of free records.
If that's the extent of the free stuff you'd want out of that job in that era, you're doing it wrong.
A guitarist , a photographer, or the cord guy for Harbaugh.
The Pope. Then I can meet Harbaugh.
Not me. I like Sundays off.
And there ain't no way I could make that celibacy requirement.