WAY OT: "Apparently" Ginger kid interview. Brian, please hire this kid.
Mods, feel free to delete if this is too Off-Topic, but I figure it's still the off-season and this kid's interview is "apparently" too funny for me to resist sharing. I first saw this clip on Jimmy Fallon, but apparently this kid is becoming a star and is showing up everywhere now.
Can somebody help me with the embed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM
I'll be that guy. Am I the only one who doesn't really think this is that funny at all?
My bad, I totally spaced that Brian already replaced Heiko. Thanks.
Brian, don't hire that kid. He doesn't have a soul.
That's why I'm marrying a Japanese woman very soon for just that reason. Asians don't carry the recessive gene.
August 7th, 2014 at 10:49 PM ^
That's not nice...
August 8th, 2014 at 10:26 AM ^
I've negged you to 666 points.
Good day.
edit: this fella is being negged further to below 666pts, but I swear it was right there
Tell that to Yao Ming.
August 7th, 2014 at 11:44 PM ^
You won't listen but consider yourself forewarned: they send the crazy ones over here. Empirically, you will be miserable and it will end in tears. Don't do it. I was forewarned 20 years ago and didn't pay heed. Get out while you can.
August 7th, 2014 at 11:53 PM ^
I was just quoting South Park and their Ginger episode, my fiance is Irish, English, and Native American, maybe a descendant of John Smith and Pocahontas. But I'm sorry to hear about your situation, I didn't know that was the case.
What do you mean it's still the offseason? It's August and Hoke is already dressing inappropriately for the weather!
I didn't really find it funny either.
I'm from NEPA where this kid is from and people actually talk like this all the time. When he says "so all yaz do is get dizzy" he is speaking like a true NEPA guy- "dis" "dat" "deez" "doez" etc.
Dat's kinda down da valley near Wilkes-Barre, heyna? I went down der wid a couple two-tree buds one time and it was a real good spot. I sayz to my one friend I sayz "NEPAs da best, heyna? Where else dey got Old Forge style pizza?"
I suppose that if MGoBlueLine needs someone to do field / scene reports while he does the pressers, this might be a good opportunity for this kid:
August 8th, 2014 at 12:12 AM ^
"Apparently, Jeremy Gallon has cloaked himself in some sort of cloaking device..."
"Apparently, Braxton Miller has thrown an interception ... Apparently, that was Ohio State's last offensive play... and apparently, Michigan is going to win this game."
August 7th, 2014 at 10:58 PM ^
Yeah, that is a weird attribute to single out for the title of the thread. It has nothing to do with what he says or how he says it.
My first reaction: "That kid is drunk as hell..."
August 8th, 2014 at 11:11 AM ^
August 8th, 2014 at 11:56 AM ^
I have a ginger. He came free when his brother was born. I have first hand evidence that their mystique is indeed inherited and not learned behaviour.
He is the lead instigator among my three boys and when it's time for him to be scolded he looks back at me with a smirk on his face and a twinkle in his eye. He just turned 6 and they say God only gives you what you can handle.Lord help me.