OT: Jameis Winston In Legal Trouble For Stealing Crab Legs
The headline says it all. "Jameis Winston Citation for Shoplifting Crab Legs at Publix."
This has to be one of the strangest offseason arrest notices we'll see.
Link: http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix
EDIT: Original headline reported he had been arrested. Following a press release, it's been revealed that he was only issued a citation. Header changed to account for that.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:22 AM ^
He has no money
He has no food
His pet's head is falling off!
April 30th, 2014 at 11:24 AM ^
Maybe this is his way of declaring early for being on the next season of Hell's Kitchen?
April 30th, 2014 at 11:24 AM ^
April 30th, 2014 at 11:26 AM ^
I wonder what must have been going through his head (other than "I'm hungry") to think that no one would stare at the HEISMAN WINNER as he left a Florida Supermarket. I mean come on, there is no good way to hide crab legs!! There is absolutely something a little odd with his judgement.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:42 AM ^
Guy seems a bit odd.
post of the day.
I kid, I kid. . .
April 30th, 2014 at 11:27 AM ^
Jameis was getting ready to cook some fish sticks at his apartment, but then he thought "if we gonna do it, we do it big".
April 30th, 2014 at 11:28 AM ^
You can say what you will about this young man's long history of perplexing and very disturbing behavior, but there is no doubt that he has great culinary taste.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:32 AM ^
I won the Heisman Trophy, the QB of the winning NC team, had a very high profile legal issue, still live in that same college town, nobody will ever reconginze me - Let's do it!
April 30th, 2014 at 11:30 AM ^
We already know that the guy is a top notch athlete. Maybe he has a secret career as a top notch chef.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:39 AM ^
like Winston be seasoning.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:35 AM ^
This dude has some serious judgement issues... The stupidity of stealing crab legs is unbelievable.
Just sit down at a red lobster with your non-football friend. Wait until someone in the bar notices you (should take about 30 seconds) and offers to pick up your tab. Order nothing. Have your friend order everything. Eat said friends food from a side plate. NCAA scandal overted. Bag Men happy. JaMIESSS is fulllllllll
April 30th, 2014 at 11:36 AM ^
Everyone stay calm. The State of Florida has their best man on the job.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:43 AM ^
He's in a sea of trouble.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:52 AM ^
and was in a pinch.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:45 AM ^
But softshell crabs? Come on man, show some class.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:45 AM ^
But he is a 2 sport star, shouldn't he be given free food from all stores in greater Tallahassee? I mean the school simply cannot be expected to provide enough food for an athlete who plays multiple sports.
/s
April 30th, 2014 at 12:29 PM ^
True. Maybe the new NCAA policy on food doesn't mean double for him. Simple math dictates that he requires double food for playing double sports.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:49 AM ^
Donald Sterling made me do it.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:53 AM ^
Wouldn't talk to his kind.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:55 AM ^
See what I did there?
April 30th, 2014 at 12:34 PM ^
Seafood Inspection Unit
April 30th, 2014 at 11:53 AM ^
He planned to get really stoned then have sexual relations with the crab legs without their consent.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:53 AM ^
'When Florida State do it, they do it big...' Well, it was something like that.
April 30th, 2014 at 12:40 PM ^
right there.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:57 AM ^
i'd probably do some bad things too.
April 30th, 2014 at 11:58 AM ^
STEALIN'...when I shoulda been buyin'
Heep
April 30th, 2014 at 12:00 PM ^
Can't afford to pay for crab? Steal it.
Can't afford to pay for sex? Steal that too...and it won't even count if the prosecutor covers up for you.
April 30th, 2014 at 12:05 PM ^
That his punishment from the NCAA would've been worse had he actually been given the crab legs for free.
April 30th, 2014 at 12:05 PM ^
April 30th, 2014 at 12:36 PM ^
"Publix Enemy Number One!" (with Jameis pic)
April 30th, 2014 at 12:38 PM ^
"Publix is Jimbo's Fishery!"
April 30th, 2014 at 12:46 PM ^
Crab legs and football, that's what Jameis does!
April 30th, 2014 at 12:11 PM ^
With this guy is to get permanently suspended by the NCAA and then have a special draft for the NFL. Isn't it always about the money?
April 30th, 2014 at 12:18 PM ^
Good thing he wasn't peeing into an NCAA-sanctioned cup when he was caught; he'd be banned for a lifetime.
Seriously, though, someone at FSU just needs to attach himself/herself to him 24/7 for another year and stop him from screwing up. I get that whatever happened with that sexual assault probably won't come out until he's gone, but FSU desperately needs to keep him out of the police blotter.
April 30th, 2014 at 12:36 PM ^
April 30th, 2014 at 12:57 PM ^
(/s if it isn't obvious)
April 30th, 2014 at 12:54 PM ^
What I cannot understand is how you shoplift from Publix and not at least take a sub too.
Just wanted some surf n' turf for dinner, but he spent all his money on the Filet, so he had to "borrow" the crab legs.
He is the star QB at FSU. Seems there should be easier ways for him to get crabs than having to steal them.
C'mon now, Jameis! All you needed to do was wait a little while longer and you could have bought the whole damn crab.
and a fantastic public speaker!
I look forward to the NCAA coming down hard on this crime.
I'll set the suspension over/under @ 2 quarters.