Matta Meme
Ok, this might be tempting fate doing a thread like this two nights in a row, but when I saw this image of Matta on Twitter I couldn't resist. And since we're playing them tomorrow it might be a good way to pass the time. Just like the Creanface yesterday, the transparent image is below along with my first attempt.
A toilet.
Looks more like a sphincter.
it looks like a giant toilet.
New nickname: "The Big Shitter" ?
March 15th, 2014 at 11:12 AM ^
Twas already christened "gods' toilet seat".
March 14th, 2014 at 11:02 PM ^
although I would add a hot lady opening the stall door on him.
Where's thadmattasagoblin when you need him?
photoshop a toilet
Great timing!
Word to the wise: don't chew gum with your mouth open.
March 14th, 2014 at 10:00 PM ^
Like an 87 yr old granny who hasn't had prunes in a week.
"I don't know."
New column on "Bracketiatry." There is also a blurb on Michigan.
Ohio State (5-seed, East Region)
Emotion represented: Whatever this is
Pick if you’re #passionate about: This, this, this, this, or this, and also liquor store robberies
The state of Ohio is basically Florida plus seasons, and the Ohio State University basketball team is basically Florida plus an extra-screamy coach named Thad, minus offense, plus a scrappy little pink-cheeked point guard who subsists on a diet of gutsy 3-pointers and window-cooled apple pies. I don’t really know how to do that math, which gives me something in common with everyone in Ohio.
But that picture is begging for a "finish him!" Mortal Kombat gif.
"The state of Ohio is basically Florida plus seasons" I love that, it is so true. Unfortunately the reverse is true, too. My parents spend the winter in Naples, and there are so many Ohio license plates it makes me sick.
More ammunition next time I'm in Columbus, which is like in the next week or so.
March 14th, 2014 at 11:36 PM ^
how he died in The Firm.
ESPN did a pretty good job of highlighting the fact that Matta' head seemed to glisten like a ham in the lights of Banker's Life, especially while they were behind. Sometimes, it almost seemed like he was forcing the sweat out of his face. It was rather amusing in closeups, to say the least.
Somehow, he is actually younger than Tim Miles by a year. How is that possible? I mean, look at these two:
I'm convinced Matta is the Danny Almonte of the B1G. Someday we will learn that he was actually born 20 years earlier in the Dominican Republic.
matta is younger than miles?!? ***mind blown***
I just bookmarked this thread for that comment alone. Nice investigation and stunning fact!
March 14th, 2014 at 10:01 PM ^
I wouldn't really give a deuce about this semi game if it was anyone else. Let's beat them back into their shit-stained coolers.
become a synonym for photoshopping something?
So I looked up the definition of Meme and felt it was an appropriate use:
Blasphemy.
March 14th, 2014 at 11:29 PM ^
That was my first reaction. It is also my second.
I will not downvote it because effort in trolling Matta is always done in the right spirit. But really? Attending Rock History 101 is your punishment.
I've read that he hated the cover art of the "Axis: Bold As Love" album.
Fixed it.
I'll finish with The Penguin, for now.
March 14th, 2014 at 11:09 PM ^
Love it but he'll never be in the Crean/Izzo league :) Matta just isn't nearly as big an a-hole as either of those two.
Regardless, keep them coming!
March 14th, 2014 at 11:18 PM ^
Let's lump them all together.
March 14th, 2014 at 11:47 PM ^
wow, as a massive Adam's Family fan I love it
Is there a place for JB someplace?
Just an IMO Morticia was way too hot to be defiled like that :)
March 15th, 2014 at 12:45 AM ^
Everyone is a critic. :-)
... but I upvoted both.
March 15th, 2014 at 12:03 AM ^
It's still the best. It's not balding, it's shrinking. Eventually, he'll have a tiny skullcap of hair that looks exactly like it does now sitting on the crown of hiss head.