Blake's Camaro stolen
January 24th, 2023 at 1:06 PM ^
Well, with that paint color choice, they’ll never find it.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:08 PM ^
they probably will eventually, but i doubt it'll have tires, interior, brakes, etc.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:08 PM ^
blends right in with everything
January 24th, 2023 at 1:08 PM ^
Of course. It'll blend right in with all the trees and bushes on the highway.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:09 PM ^
The police will be standing right next to it and be all like, “Well where is this damned car? It just disappeared! I’m out of ideas. Let’s go home…”
January 24th, 2023 at 2:04 PM ^
Are they sure it’s even stolen? Thing’s probably still in the driveway…
January 24th, 2023 at 4:05 PM ^
Camo? It looks like a flock of seagulls flew over it after visiting an EX-LAX factory.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:10 PM ^
Where is the picture of the car? I just see black wheels floating in space.
January 24th, 2023 at 2:07 PM ^
Blake forgot he parked it on the street at a friends last night and took an Uber home. It’s still where he parked it. It’s a damn shame no one can see it.
January 24th, 2023 at 2:50 PM ^
Okay, time for another lesson in posting. To post a link . . .
January 24th, 2023 at 1:11 PM ^
Car looks like it should have cargo pockets on the side.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:14 PM ^
Every mom at my kid's school dresses in that.
January 24th, 2023 at 8:16 PM ^
I've seen very form fitting yoga pants in those colors.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:23 PM ^
I hope he installed button flaps on the car-door storage trays.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:12 PM ^
First rule of stealing cars is take something unobtrusive. Second rule is steal from some anonymous schmuck.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:16 PM ^
You sound experienced...
January 24th, 2023 at 2:51 PM ^
That's why he's cranky. Kept getting caught till he learned the rules.
January 24th, 2023 at 3:02 PM ^
Car and Driver Magazine agree with Cranky.
The top to most stolen vehicles are full sized pick-up trucks (GM then Ford). Next on the list are Honda Civic, Honda Accord, and Toyota Camry (OOoooO how exciting it would be to drive one of those!). Plus, Honda products from the late 1990s and early 2000s were notorious for being stolen.
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a40837230/most-stolen-vehicles/
January 24th, 2023 at 3:41 PM ^
Easiest to chop and sell parts since they're the most ubiquitous vehicles out there. Not as much of a market for chopped exotics or niche vehicles. Those tend to get black-marketed to other geos, afaik (from watching movies and stuff)
January 24th, 2023 at 1:17 PM ^
there are rules to stealing cars??? are they passed along by word-of-mouth only or are they promulgated somewhere?
January 24th, 2023 at 1:43 PM ^
Must be several websites for this topic and YouTube videos.
January 24th, 2023 at 2:11 PM ^
Considering there are videos encouraging people to eat tide pods and slap each other with tortillas, I’d assume there’s pretty much a video for everything imaginable.
January 25th, 2023 at 3:03 AM ^
Now wait just a damn minute. Eating a Tide pod is dangerous and stupid. Slapping people with tortillas looks *hilarious*.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:19 PM ^
"First rule of stealing cars is take something unobtrusive. Second rule is steal from some anonymous schmuck. "
Well, I guess this explains why I get caught every single flippin' time. Wish I had known the rules!
January 24th, 2023 at 7:44 PM ^
I had to figure out those rules the hard way
January 24th, 2023 at 1:24 PM ^
I thought the first rule of stealing cars was don't talk about steailng cars!
January 24th, 2023 at 3:39 PM ^
No, first rule of stealing cars is to be gone in 60 seconds
January 24th, 2023 at 11:09 PM ^
And preferably get a baby driver. They tend to drive fast and furious.
January 24th, 2023 at 3:03 PM ^
If you’re getting off the street right away to chop it or ship it somewhere, it doesn’t matter how distinctive it is.
January 24th, 2023 at 7:44 PM ^
Everyone knows that doesn’t work…
January 24th, 2023 at 1:13 PM ^
I bet that is custom. Have not seen that at the local Chevy dealership.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:21 PM ^
It's a wrap. I would bet whoever stole it peels it off asap.
January 24th, 2023 at 6:28 PM ^
Easier said than done unless you have connections at a graphics shop to get you the proper chemicals to take it all off. If not then that is a lot of time with a heat gun and a plastic scraper...
I worked at an commercial electrical company a few years ago and they had old HHR's sitting around not being used anymore that were fully wrapped in the company colors and logo... one of the apprentices bought one and then spent weeks trying to get the wrap off... we found out after the graphics company the company used has a chemical spray that would have loosened the glue/adhesive and everything would have peeled right off...
January 24th, 2023 at 1:16 PM ^
A couple of middle aged Michigan fan vigilantes out there looking for a stolen car. What could possibly go wrong?
January 24th, 2023 at 1:43 PM ^
I’d watch that reality show.
January 24th, 2023 at 2:53 PM ^
Reality show? Seth Rogen's already got the story in production for a major motion picture.
January 24th, 2023 at 2:56 PM ^
Wolverine The Bounty Hunter / Stolen Car Finder?
January 24th, 2023 at 1:16 PM ^
The Dead Milkmen - Bitchin Camero
January 24th, 2023 at 1:27 PM ^
Former Tigers infielder Jim Walewander's favorite band.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:30 PM ^
Beat me to it!
The Dead Milkmen. Very underrated group.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:16 PM ^
Now that's just wrong.
January 24th, 2023 at 3:52 PM ^
Correct, Chris Balas is once again wrong. Corum has come out and said it was a gift from his parents after HS, not NIL funded.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:17 PM ^
Probably one of those spartans from the tunnel.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:21 PM ^
No way, I bet it was the tunnel itself. Now it all makes sense why they are removing the seats in section 1.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:22 PM ^
They must have hidden it behind the Blue Wall. Right next to the flying PB&J's.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:17 PM ^
It is surely to be hidden in plain sight.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:18 PM ^
Upgrade him to Lambo or Ferrari 🤷🏻♂️