September 20th, 2018 at 5:45 AM ^
i have a tractor
it will drive over huskers
it is maize and blue
September 20th, 2018 at 9:54 AM ^
They will try a fake
But clearly we outhit them
Fear not Scott Frost's mom
Their fans are quite nice
But their spelling is quite weak
"N" stands for "knowledge"?
September 20th, 2018 at 5:51 AM ^
Harbaugh Boogergate
Frost outhitting Michigan
Makes for great rematch
September 20th, 2018 at 6:07 AM ^
Running up the gut
Against always loaded box
More Patterson please
September 20th, 2018 at 6:18 AM ^
Cornhuskers are nice
A wolverine can kill you
Scott Frost is a bitch
September 20th, 2018 at 6:54 AM ^
Corn feeds our nation
They love it, wear stupid hats
Corn hat fans will lose
September 20th, 2018 at 6:54 AM ^
We will be out-hit
Serial killer Scott Frost?
Osborne Steroid Cheat!
September 20th, 2018 at 7:15 AM ^
Martinez hobbled
Frost lacks offensive weapons
Huskers rebuilding
September 20th, 2018 at 7:17 AM ^
Roses are Red
Fuck Scott Frost
Fuck Scott Frost
Fin (also I am aware its not a haiku poetry police)
September 20th, 2018 at 7:28 AM ^
Martinez still hurt
M wins in blowout fashion
Weed in my corn pipe
September 20th, 2018 at 7:33 AM ^
Scott Frost is a dick
Eat shit and die you dumb ass
Go home to your pigs
September 20th, 2018 at 8:30 AM ^
Insert gif of quote
"That escalated quickly"
by Ron Burgundy
September 20th, 2018 at 7:41 AM ^
Huskers are winless
They will lose on Saturday
Michigan out-hit
September 20th, 2018 at 7:46 AM ^
The Frost era thuds
out the gate, Huskers worry
Savior? I think not
September 20th, 2018 at 8:02 AM ^
Maize will beat corn soundly
Stupid out hit comments return
Mrs frost will cry
September 20th, 2018 at 8:06 AM ^
Each game is a game
National championship hopes
Expect a contest
September 20th, 2018 at 8:23 AM ^
Not your dad’s Huskers
Screw Frost and his mom plus the
Horse they rode in on
September 20th, 2018 at 8:29 AM ^
I'm going to have googlize haiku, because these look like nothing more than three lines of disconnected trash talk. So I'll try that...
Nebraskans eat corn
Wolverines eat meat
Wolverines will feed on Nebraskans
(EDIT: Nevermind. I made a HORRIBLE haiku!! It's not even a haiku!!!)
September 20th, 2018 at 8:38 AM ^
Well fix your haiku
It's not rocket science bro
Show us what you got
September 20th, 2018 at 9:12 AM ^
You made Booku
September 20th, 2018 at 10:46 PM ^
Valiant will be us
As THE VICTORS sounds from band
Happy this is back
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Corn subsidies suck
Urban Liar has no soul
We will out hit ALL!
September 20th, 2018 at 8:31 AM ^
Winless team suffers
Redeemed by unlikely win
Respect injured foe
September 20th, 2018 at 8:33 AM ^
Scott Frost, anus face
Fake national champion
Anus, anus face
September 20th, 2018 at 8:34 AM ^
Husker history
So steeped in wins and players
Just no quarterback
OR
Coach Frost, who outhits
Even without evidence
He has outhit you
September 20th, 2018 at 8:35 AM ^
I hate haiku so I'm going to post this OT item instead:
https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/9/19/17880016/colorado-mascot-t-shirt-cannon-video
September 20th, 2018 at 8:37 AM ^
Injured animal
Attacks even those who save
Expect rage venom
September 20th, 2018 at 8:46 AM ^
Fall brings maize on corn
On the grid like fields of green
Husk us they cannot
September 20th, 2018 at 8:52 AM ^
Oh silly Scott Frost,
Your mom hit harder last night
You are dissappoint.
September 20th, 2018 at 9:06 AM ^
Next game is for crown
of best team in all the land
One game at a time
It's always the same
Only team with most points wins
Prior records don't count
September 20th, 2018 at 9:09 AM ^
Corn love to eat it
But when I poop I see it?
Hi-fructose, not right
September 20th, 2018 at 9:18 AM ^
Seas of golden maize
Sun glitters in a Big House
Blue conquers the red.
September 20th, 2018 at 9:19 AM ^
Frosty the Husker
Was a pompous little ass
With a cornhole mouth
September 20th, 2018 at 9:25 AM ^
Martinez won't last
Michigan wins by a bunch
See what I did there?
September 20th, 2018 at 9:27 AM ^
The mighty Huskers
Suffer Wolverine beat down
Limp back to corn land
September 20th, 2018 at 9:29 AM ^
Go Big Red they cheer
Our QB is a freshman
Fucking shit we lost
September 20th, 2018 at 9:30 AM ^
Roses are red
violets are blue
Scott Frost is a dick
& so is Urban Meyer
& Dantonio
September 20th, 2018 at 9:41 AM ^
Michigan will pass
They cannot defend the pass
Michigan will win
September 20th, 2018 at 10:02 AM ^
UCF true champs
Scott Frost says that it is true
All sizzle, no steak
September 20th, 2018 at 10:19 AM ^
I don't understand.
Why are we writing haiku?
M by twenty-nine!
September 20th, 2018 at 10:37 AM ^
A favorite kink
Hooker sniffs coke off penis
Call that "The Scott Frost."
September 20th, 2018 at 10:42 AM ^
Game most important
At the end of the tunnel
The game Saturday
September 20th, 2018 at 10:50 AM ^
Cool late Summer day
Winnovich Shea Bush Higdon
Blackshirt turns Redshirt
September 20th, 2018 at 11:02 AM ^
Cradle of football
True maize not corn, and the rest
Champions of the west
September 20th, 2018 at 11:22 AM ^
Children of the corn
Will soon be getting Frost bit
For we shall out hit
September 20th, 2018 at 11:25 AM ^
Dudes, you guys are hilarious! Coffee out my nose notwithstanding.
September 20th, 2018 at 11:26 AM ^
Yes we chewed the corn.
Yes it still came out whole again!
Yes we will win also.
September 20th, 2018 at 11:30 AM ^
on 3rd and long we
should mix in a little zone
don't sleep on BM
September 20th, 2018 at 12:02 PM ^
Still in September
Too soon for Frost on the field
Chase the Huskers off.