OT: MSU student kicks mom of 14 yr old gf
God this has so much fail in it
http://www.statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/10/police_brief_100709
Student kicks girlfriend’s mom in stomach
MSU police were called after an 18-year-old male student kicked his 14-year-old girlfriend’s mother in the stomach at about 7:30 p.m. Sunday in North Case Hall, MSU police Sgt. Florene McGlothian-Taylor said.
The woman, a 49-year-old from Canton, Mich., had taken her daughter to visit the student at his MSU residence. The conflict ensued when his other girlfriend, an MSU student, saw him with the 14-year-old.
The 18-year-old male student told police he kicked the woman because she had punched him after his MSU girlfriend witnessed him with the 14-year-old.
No medical treatment was sought by anyone involved, no arrests were made and no one wanted to file charges, McGlothian-Taylor said.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:37 AM ^
Vegas currently has the odds at +3 he shows up outside her house after curfew with a boombox playing Peter Gabriel over his head begging for her to come back.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:41 AM ^
please let it be larry caper please let it be larry caper
October 7th, 2009 at 11:44 AM ^
he only kicks when he scores.
October 7th, 2009 at 12:25 PM ^
Looks like he's patented that move.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:41 AM ^
I feel dirty for reading this.
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
October 7th, 2009 at 11:48 AM ^
Even when they do something right (beat M) they still shoot themselves in the leg foot.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:56 AM ^
I'm sure he'll be the next convict in a long line of MSU RB's...
October 7th, 2009 at 12:00 PM ^
I am no MSU fan, but since adult mommy threw a punch to kick things off shouldn't the headline be "Metro Detroit adult woman punches a man for no lawful reason, man defends himself."
October 7th, 2009 at 12:18 PM ^
what mom drives her 14 year old daughter from Canton to EL to see her 18 year old college bf?!?! I mean wtf? I know you can't stop "love" but you don't drive two hours to encourage the relationship.
October 7th, 2009 at 12:27 PM ^
the 14-year old has Focier-like maturity. Doesn't play like a 14-year old at all.
October 7th, 2009 at 12:51 PM ^
i heard she reads at a sophomore level
October 7th, 2009 at 12:57 PM ^
then she should have been able to read the State co-ed tight end making a move for the inside and gone into a Prevent defense. no way is she going to be an apostle at this MAC-level of play.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:00 PM ^
Why don't you just have a seat?
October 7th, 2009 at 1:05 PM ^
"What is she here for? Studying? What's in the bag? Boner Jams 2008? Avocado lube? Why don't you just have a seat?"
October 7th, 2009 at 1:15 PM ^
looks like you brought enough to stay the week? here,have yourself a glass of tea. you did't bring condoms by any chance did you...?
October 7th, 2009 at 1:07 PM ^
as opposed to the worst mom? who was she being compared to, mike barwis' mom who constantly demanded he study more than all his friends were?
"But mooooooooooooooooooo-om...."
"Do you want to get a wolf for your birthday or no?"
"I guess but..."
"THEN GO STUDY!"
October 7th, 2009 at 1:16 PM ^
If my 14 year old sister ever got involved with a college boy, I'd kick the crap out of him.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:55 PM ^
I would, but I was 11 when my sister was 14.
Also, she was UGLY when she was 14. Bad, bad hair.
October 7th, 2009 at 12:49 PM ^
That is hilarious. I really cannot comment on this, because I think the story speaks for itself. Priceless.
October 7th, 2009 at 3:06 PM ^
Florene McGlothian-Taylor is just full of win.
October 9th, 2009 at 2:48 AM ^
bump for hilarity?