October 16th, 2012 at 5:04 PM ^
err maize.
October 16th, 2012 at 5:23 PM ^
Agreed, I can't stop laughing about how seriously they took their self-appointed, "Cheer Texas fans up" job and the follow up pictures of Good Will Hunting are fantastic.
October 16th, 2012 at 6:09 PM ^
It's not your fault
October 16th, 2012 at 5:13 PM ^
Even THEY have lost it!
October 16th, 2012 at 5:16 PM ^
"I'm going to watch the Hallmark Channel." - Longhorns fan
With their luck, there would be a film about a happy-go-lucky person in a small town who gave up 677 yards of offense to a rare condition, and it would be loosely based on a true story.
October 16th, 2012 at 5:57 PM ^
I went to Texas for grad school, so a lot of my Facebook friends are Texas fans. Here are some of the responses I got when I posted a status referring to the game:
"...was just watching from a bar at a conference in New Orleans. Opted to go back to the conference."
"I switched to watching Conan the Barbarian in Spanish."
"I decided to continue watching but start drinking early"
October 16th, 2012 at 5:35 PM ^
October 17th, 2012 at 1:46 AM ^
October 16th, 2012 at 5:46 PM ^
Some of the scores of when Mack Brown loses to Oklahoma: 63-14, 65-13, 55-17 and now 63-21. Losing to a rival by scores like that...I don't even want to imagine. But Texas fans need to remember how crappy their program was the 25 years before Mack showed up. You don't really want to go back to that, do you?
However, in regards to the ripped up tickets, that's what my ticket stub from "The Horror" looked like before I crumbled the pieces up.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:14 PM ^
I recall trying to make an orgami knife out of my ticket so I could open my wrists and embrace the sweet bliss of death in Section 33 of the Big House.
October 16th, 2012 at 6:05 PM ^
You must read the Michigan - Texas parallel thread. Its about as good as it gets.
October 17th, 2012 at 10:07 AM ^
That was pretty awesome. Definately not tl;dr
October 16th, 2012 at 6:15 PM ^
Please let next week be MSU schadenfreude. Please, please, please.......
October 16th, 2012 at 6:15 PM ^
Please let next week be MSU schadenfreude. Please, please, please.......
October 16th, 2012 at 7:07 PM ^
The Colorado section makes me wonder who would prevail in a BBS (Bowl Basement Series), featuring the worst team from every BCS conference. I would spend otherwise football-free Tuesday and Wednesday nights in January to watch a 6-team tournament...
October 16th, 2012 at 7:12 PM ^
So the participants would be...
Pac-12: Colorado
Big 12: Kansas (love you big guy)
SEC: Kentucky? Auburn?
Big Ten: Illinois
ACC: BC?
Big East: UConn???
Man, might have to take Illinois?
October 16th, 2012 at 7:29 PM ^
You said Illinois without question. Somewhere in the middle of a flat field, an Indiana fan shed a tear of joy.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:19 PM ^
October 17th, 2012 at 1:45 AM ^
October 17th, 2012 at 9:10 AM ^
The only tournament where it's "win so you can go home"
October 16th, 2012 at 7:28 PM ^
The howler monkey comment about Sparty's offensive coordinator had me rolling.
October 16th, 2012 at 9:49 PM ^