Angry Iowa Running Back God Shoots Lightning from Finger Tips.....
and strikes down another one.
http://thegazette.com/2012/06/07/report-garmon-arrested-in-erie/
This story would have been a lot better had the cop smoked a bowl the kid instead of arresting him. Lame.
"the cop smoked a bowl the kid instead of arresting him." Are you on marijuana too?
~Herm
-Bryan
His buddy will fit right in at MSU. (Cue laying in the weed reference.)
I'm going out on a limb & upvoting this.
Jeebus.
I'm curious. Who is slated to start or get carries?
If AIRBHG is going to be this vindictive, then Iowa may need to see if Albert Young can take time off the Steelers' practice squad to come and help out. Alternatively, I wonder if Jeff Brinson could come back and take a year off from his yearly ACL tears.
Actually, Iowa should just do what most companies might - if you cannot fill the position, eliminate the position and disperse the duties to other personnel. The logical choice might be to merge this position with the WR or TE position, but they would need to do so in such a way that AIRBHG believes that Iowa has simply eliminated or somehow outsourced its rushing game.
Most people are when they're 13
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is real. This is crazy
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Pretty soon, Iowa Running Back is going to be a more hazardous position than Spinal Tap's Drummer.
Iowa running back John Stumpy Petes has just spontaneously combusted.
...you can't really dust for vomit.
No Dukes of Hazzard slides? No public urination? No kneeing a cop?
Step up your game, AIRBHG...
just dont. Dont you dare tempt AIRBHG into telling AMSHG to make us remember.
...shocked to learn of recent HS graduates smoking marijuana. Getting drunk, that's fine. But marijuana...shocking, I say!
when these podunk little cesspools are still arresting people for a little bag of weed
your user name work on so many levels. Well done!
It is IOWA, so you go ahead and get as high as you want.
Not sure why. I heard Iowa is Nirvana (as in a complete State of emptiness).
Herm is blown, guarantee... Arrested for smoking bowl is Weak.. We have to pay to lock people up for this non sence
If you are a RB dont go to Iowa. :[
So glad he didn't commit to Michigan, want quality people here.
Can't help but feel sad though, if he did stay at UGA, the SEC would have made all weed usage just go away....
I don't smoke weed anymore and am one of the few on this board who doesn't advocate for its legalization, but to say people who use it are "not quality people" is crap. I know a lot of quality people who drink, smoke, have a few tokes. I know it is illegal and therefore one shouldn't take part in it, but it doesn't mean if they do they aren't a quality human being.
So you're saying, not a single UM player on the team now uses weed? While I like to think my team's character is better than everyone else's, I'm not willing to assume UM players are 100% different from the rest of college football. 60% of Oregon's team smokes weed, but we're at 0% apparently? I sincerely doubt it. I'd like to believe it, but I doubt it.
... wouldn't want another Mario Manningham. His performance on the field was completely overshadowed by his penchant for smoking reefer.
/s