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02/15/2012 - 8:48pm Good

Wouldn't have it any other way.

02/04/2012 - 2:17pm I would bring up the fact that

the university exposed children to the direct care of a pedophile for 6 months, while they figured out the best way to bury bad press and cover their ass. Kind of an icky PSU type situation that doesn't shine well on the entire organization.

12/09/2011 - 9:23am Unless I missed it

I'm surprised no one has brought up Papa Grande, his displays of enthusiasm often irk opposing players and fans.

12/09/2011 - 9:14am Love LLoyd Brady

If every fan was LLoyd Brady, M would never lose another home game.

12/08/2011 - 4:49pm Testing 1, 2


12/08/2011 - 2:53pm Would you be willing

to eat a live baby from the feet up?

12/08/2011 - 2:05pm Your worldview is absolutely adorable,

like that of a child.

12/08/2011 - 2:03pm It'e like when I'm constantly having sex

with other people's wives. It isn't my fault that they need to examine their marriage.

12/08/2011 - 9:52am "Interesting"

We definitely have different definitions for that word.

12/07/2011 - 3:37pm Ha

I was wondering who this new subpar writer "Seth" was, now I see.

12/07/2011 - 3:32pm You missed his point.

You missed his point.

12/07/2011 - 9:44am Brady Hoke

I wish he was my father! 

12/01/2011 - 8:06pm That could only mean one thing...



11/16/2011 - 10:11am Just a hunch


11/11/2011 - 4:54pm I'll be rooting for Nebraska

I do it for the kids, not to the kids.

11/10/2011 - 7:30am Now seniors are sitting out?

And not to honor the victims? First the pro-child rape rally gone violent last night, now this. The sickness obviously runs deep there, I never thought OSU would look good in comparison to PSU.

11/03/2011 - 7:13pm Zingerman's is significantly better

I do like Maize and Blue. I would say that it's 75% as good as Zingerman's, for about 50% of the cost. If you're just in town to visit, Zingerman's is a no-brainer. Zingerman's also has a huge selection of sides, desserts, and $30 a pound cheese to sample without any intention of buying.

10/19/2011 - 2:54pm I liked the uniforms in the last game

Both wearing home colors would be better though.

10/19/2011 - 11:25am Regarding Gardner

Denard really needs all the practice he can get, unfortunately. I would like to see Gardner in minimal duty, M is screwed if Denard gets hurt regardless.

10/15/2011 - 3:40pm They knew MSU was trash from the head coah on down

going in. There's one way to avoid that: win.

10/15/2011 - 3:38pm I loved the jerseys

a lot more than that back breaking play action call on 4th down. I stiil love Gorgeous Al Borges, and Go Blue.

10/10/2011 - 2:18pm I feel pretty bad for Bauserman

The amount of vitriol and blame directed toward him from the OSU fanbase is moronic,disturbing, and par for the course. People try to say "durr that happened here with Navarre," but it doesn't begin to approach what you'll find on OSU forums. There were multiple threads with veiled threats, wishes of death and injury, and people just plain saying that they hate him. Not just isolated posters, but the collective, including the blog writers. There were also several threads ripping Braxton Miller for being soft, because he got injured, including one popular one titled "Braxton was a bitch in high school, and always will be." I hope Brian is all over this on TWIS.

10/10/2011 - 1:56pm 50/50 jump balls

More like 90/10 jump balls with Hemingway. Second only to Braylon, that I've seen at M in that department. Also enjoyed Roh's jungle cat pounce on that 4th down to force the early pitch.

09/30/2011 - 3:52pm Because Guns & Roses

is a better band than the dog groomers by an enormous margin?

09/30/2011 - 1:36pm Atrocious song

I offer no alternative, just nothing at all is perfectly fine.

09/25/2011 - 12:46pm No reasonable explanation

beyond corruption. Sickening.

09/25/2011 - 12:40pm Denard averaged almost 10 yards a rush, even without the

slightest threat of a passing game. So as Al Borges I would say that everyone who's complaining, including the op, can eat a gigantic veiny dick.

09/21/2011 - 7:43am Mgoshoe

Is he no longer a participant on the board?

09/19/2011 - 9:56pm Ban yourself

Why do I know that you're an important moderator of the internet? Because you've drawn attention to it several times this week. Pathetic.

09/17/2011 - 6:19pm You're unworthy of a Mike Martin avatar

Maybe Robert Smith or one of the emo kids from South Park would be a better choice.

09/16/2011 - 7:37pm I can't tell the difference

Are you satirizing Johnny, or did he actually write this?

09/14/2011 - 12:59pm On ESPN

This headline was right next to the one announcing the reinstatement of the OSU players. Ha.

09/14/2011 - 12:58pm The D wasn't very good, but good enough

They kept us in the game in the second and third quarters, under alot of pressure from those 3 and outs.

09/13/2011 - 1:26pm You've been here since 2008

and haven't picked up on the fact that Brian is as emo as they come? It's probably more his condescending and smarmy attitude toward the players and coaches, than his actual analysis, that rubs people the wrong way.

09/12/2011 - 7:00am Where is my special goblet?

It looks like that woman in the bottom left of that 3rd pic is crying delicious tears.

09/09/2011 - 3:54pm Rating scale 1-10

Freekbass: 0

Dog Groom Evil: 1

This mamaluke: 2

09/09/2011 - 3:48pm Hot Damn

The high school I went to made us help clean up the Big House after games, and you couldn't take a step without tripping over a bottle of Hot Damn. There used to be quite a bit of drinking, but mostly all smuggled bottles of liquor.

09/09/2011 - 10:06am I agree with your last bit

Any other LB gets caught from behind, Herron took a big play and made it bigger.

09/07/2011 - 7:41am TomVH AND no Misopogon?

Throw in a well moderated message board, and I'm sold.

09/06/2011 - 8:23am The uniforms

I love them, and am not sorry. Not the sort of thing I would want for M, but I think they pulled it off.

09/03/2011 - 1:19pm you dont need cable at all, its pretty awesome

I watched the TCU game on xbox live last night on the big screen

09/02/2011 - 3:32pm 690


09/01/2011 - 4:56pm She told me tl;dr

Still not sure what that last part was about.

09/01/2011 - 11:27am Good read, thanks

Watch out for those snapping turtles when you're noodling AJ, you may need those fingers for catching footballs and such.

09/01/2011 - 11:10am Now that the replay screens are installed

I have no further use for Brandon. The only question is how much he will degrade the M football product, not if he will.

08/05/2011 - 4:42pm Hiatus

I'll check back with you guys in September. Until then, go blue.

08/05/2011 - 3:55pm My thoughts?

You're a fucking imbecile.

EDIT: OP edited post to remove inflammatory political commentary, is still a fucking imbecile.

08/04/2011 - 7:09pm Good luck

San Francisco

08/04/2011 - 2:51pm I don't see anything humorous about Casey Anthony

What type of douche mold offers money to a child killer for promotional purposes? "Jimmy Jam's" hat is a big fat throbbing clue.

08/04/2011 - 10:05am 2-way, 3-way, 4-way, 5-way

Have some chili.