Thanks Mel Kiper, I just choked on my granola
"Tight end Carson Butler, who played at defensive end toward the end of last season, his junior year, will be appealing to teams because of his blocking ability and probably will go in the later rounds."
"Butler is going to block and get the job done there," Kiper said. "(Teams want) a guy who can block. You have to secure the edge. These 3-4 teams you're going up against, you have to be able to handle, (and) you handle with a blocking tight end. Carson Butler as a late-round pick for those types of teams would have some value."
http://www.detnews.com/article/20090325/SPORTS0201/903250449/1131/sport…
Carson Butler : Blocking as
A) John Navarre : Elusive
B) Gabe Watson : Nasty
C) Marques Slocum : Valedictorian
D) Justin Boren : Loyal
I'm speachless
. . . and speechless
Who eats granola?!
You're speechless? I just thought he said "Thanks Mel Kiper, I just choked on my grandpa."
Now that will make you speechless.
I hope he gets drafted by Detroit.
E) Tate Forcier : Sin
F) Stevie Brown : Pass Coverage
G) Ernest SHazor : Usain Bolt
Carlos Brown:Durable
H. Johhny Sears : pursuit angles
OK, I could have said anything football related on that one.
who on draft day said Mike Hart was not good at picking up the blitz. I give him no credibility whatsoever.
Mel Kiper: Intelligent Analysis
we have the winner folks
RRerabeginsin2009: not suggesting Maize jerseys, night football and music blasting from the stadium speakers.
He couldn't get playing time, so he transferred to an NFL team.
Does Kiper even watch game tape? Has Carson Butler ever blocked anyone?
Craven Morehead:tact
Promote RichRod: teary goodbyes
Now that you mention it, I don't recall seeing him around lately.
I feel in the dark.
Jim Tressel : fashion sense
What an idiot... but I hope Butler gets drafted, its still good PR for the school.
even the rejects who want to fight the coach during the biggest rivalry game in college football get drafted! GO BLUE!
Vincent Smith : Yao Ming
Sam Mcguffie : photographic memory
Chuck Norris:metrosexuality
How about:
Carson Butler : snap counts
Carson Butler : restraint on Irish holidays
And just for fun:
Tommy Amaker : coaching
Lou Holtz: Articulate
Hot chicks: Engineering
Mark Dantonio: Happy
Lane Kiffin: Classy
Lawyers: Honest (no offense to the lawyers out there, I say this with love)
OSU alumni: Smart
Jeff Smoker, Charles Rogers: passes drug tests
Pam Ward : Hot
Ummm seriously dude? You are telling me you never had a kleenex and lotion moment with her?
I just wretched a bit.
Charlie Weis: Svelte
best thread ever
Lloyd Carr:Media Whore
Blake Griffins Mom : Maegan Fox
Oh, this looks fun....
Larry Harrison : Shy
Notre Dame : Back
Courtney Sims : Over-achiever
Dimebag Darrell : lover of tube amps and bands from Seattle
Antonio Bass' knee : takes a lickin and keeps on tickin
2008 Michigan true freshman special teams return man : Great hands
George Morales : glad Gittleson is gone
Maurice Clarret=Mentor
UM : Deep at QB
Carson Butler : blocking as...
Joe Paterno : youth
Ohio State fans : sportsmanship
ESPN : fair and balanced
WLA : capitalism
Tim Tebow : Hinduism
Joe Kane : sobriety
Woody Hayes/Rob Reynolds : CPR
Charlie Weis : modesty
Ohio State fans : proper disposal of urine
Sam McGuffie : boisterousness
Kelly Baraka : minimum contribution on the field
Zingermann's Deli : bang-for-the-buck-ness
Rick's : meathead repellent
Yngwie Malmsteen : restraint and understatement
GBMW : Web Design
You could probably extend that to the entirety of Scout.com.
Poole1Dan : Brevity
Poole1Dan : Sanity
Poole1Dan : Humility
Poole1Dan : Effective use of oxygen
Everyone on Michigan's 2008 football roster: Ability to field a kickoff
2008 Defense:Tackling