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10/31/2018 - 12:18pm An ass? It'd make him the…

An ass? It'd make him the guy pointing out what everyone else is thinking. Hell, you thought it enough to comment on it. The guy has a history as a narcissist and outright liar. Would you call someone an ass for pointing out Chicken Little is telling everyone the sky is falling again and maybe he's skeptical? I don't think the saying is "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, some guy on the internet said I was an ass to take your history of deciet into account so...."

05/29/2018 - 6:58pm No accounting for taste.

No accounting for taste.

09/06/2016 - 10:41am I've said it since day one:

I've said it since day one:  this kid is going to be the next ryan Broyles; just an absolute reception machine.  His route running and just his approach to route running, in concert with Harbaugh's much to come!

08/06/2016 - 7:27am You're a throwback poster.

You're a throwback poster.

06/08/2016 - 6:18am Your user name should

Your user name should actually be "Yoda, Was I Before". Not "formerly Yoda".

And he's not top anything in the nation, he's Canadian. Y'all need to check yourself before you boo others. Sparty fans have a legitimate argument here, as a lot of people didn't think he'd end up in the class.

05/25/2016 - 9:17am I just logged into this site

I just logged into this site for the first time in....two years(?) to say if anyone knows bust it's someone with a handle referencing Tyrone Butterfield.

"Username checks out" is a colossal understatement there.

02/24/2016 - 9:30am Nevermind


01/22/2016 - 4:19am Stupidtown is one word,

Stupidtown is one word, jackass.

And Boutros's butt is serious biznass.

12/24/2015 - 2:42am You got a

You got a problem?

10/06/2008. Fucking amateurs have no balls.


12/07/2015 - 5:26pm Y'all are missing the obvious....

I'm guessing the 10PM-2AM session is on a Friday or Saturday. That makes more sense than making them stay up that late on a school night.

03/29/2015 - 9:24am AND... I was pointing out the

AND... I was pointing out the character named Dr Zoltan Kovacs. Who may or may not be a self important
douchebag. Judging by your response, I'd assume you two were related.

03/26/2015 - 8:35am Clearly you are new here.

Clearly you are new here. Space belongs to Zoltan.

01/15/2015 - 7:02am Head case? Your signature

Head case? Your signature says "Brady Hoke shits roses". You may want to reconsider your stones and glass houses.

01/15/2015 - 7:02am Head case? Your signature

Head case? Your signature says "Brady Hoke shits roses". You may want to reconsider your stones and glass houses.

02/01/2013 - 10:53am You rang?

You rang?

10/26/2012 - 6:10am I signed in for the first

I signed in for the first time in 7 months just to say Niiiiiiice.

04/01/2012 - 1:52am Yes, yes- who knows how he

Yes, yes- who knows how he has time for all this sarcasm when he should be calling Saban and Hoke and such, telling them of all the film he's watched and how wrong they are.  Must also be why he couldn't be bothered to address my point. 



All that and pilfering photos of women to put on his site who haven't granted permission for their use.  Magnus must have 28 hours in a day instead of 24.

03/31/2012 - 10:13pm Yes, please tell us about his limited ceiling.

And yet you say "His ceiling doesn't seem to be extremely high" as if it's factual based on his brothers' experiences.  Meanwhile, there are multiple examples of the youngest athlete in the family being the best, usually because they grew up around the sport and faced incredibly stiff competition from the older siblings.  

He's a consensus top 20 player from all three services, and more importantly has offers from 

  • Bama
  • Florida 
  • FSU
  • Michigan
  • Ohio State
  • Oklahoma



10/02/2011 - 10:46am OMFG.  I haven't posted on

"Wow.  For just 40 cents a day, I got that kid a sweet ass three piece..."


OMFG.  I haven't posted on here in months, but that, sir- that shit is hilarious.  Nice work.

06/03/2011 - 5:30am Daly was better than Sparky?

Daly was better than Sparky?  I won't even waste my breath on logic with this one.  Just....



12/13/2010 - 12:37am So what you're saying is

So what you're saying is absolutely nothing's changed:  No one knows anything about DB's intentions, and Glen Mason's Hot Wife still sucks dong.  Sweet.

12/11/2010 - 11:03pm You do realize that's Sushi

You do realize that's Sushi and not bacon, right?  Though it's probably tuna, so still thread appropriate.

10/08/2010 - 6:13am "I've gotten less and less

"I've gotten less and less gracious about it as his numbers pile up.  Unladylike cackling and rude gestures abound.  Suck on it, other coaches.  SUCK.  ON.  IT."



09/21/2010 - 1:35pm Marvin, sorry if I offended

Marvin, sorry if I offended your gentle nature and profound moral character with my language.  Or............not so much.  

aa, it's not my fault most people are idots and believe anything the read on the interwebs.


09/21/2010 - 1:12pm Excuse me?

Ok, hold the fuck on.  Someone posts an article that may be of interest and you guys immeditaley start ripping him?  God forbid someone actually has a job, and kids, and A LIFE that he didn't know this.   MJV was once a regular around here, it's because of bullshit like this that he's not anymore.  It's trite and annoying. 

For the record, I had no idea either, and 'Spoon was my favorite recruit that year. Care to dispute my status as a "hardcore fan"?  Try it.  I'll Munge-jump your grandma while wearing a maize and blue cape, bitch.

07/06/2010 - 5:29pm Anyone who's actually met me

Anyone who's actually met me knows the correct answer to this.

06/18/2010 - 1:57am YOUR Michigan site?  It's

YOUR Michigan site?  It's easy jackass- if you don't have interest in it, don't read it.  Seriously,  if you can't figure that out then your head is so far up your ass your tonsils must taste like shit.

06/15/2010 - 3:32pm Ftr, it's also properly used

Ftr, it's also properly used as a noun.  As in "100% pure Colombian Awesome."

06/08/2010 - 4:21pm I'm friends with Valenti's

I'm friends with Valenti's girlfriend, and make no mistake- it's all about ratings.  He very much plays a character on their show.  Sensible conversation wouldn't get reactions, or spark threads like this one.

05/30/2010 - 3:21am Oh hell- of course it did.

Oh hell- of course it did.  (I misread that.)  A thousand apologies.

05/30/2010 - 12:54am Dex from the WLA was good

Dex from the WLA was good enough to reference it in this Denard-less chat that took place later that same month.



05/29/2010 - 10:35pm Um, hello- Who DOESN'T want

Um, hello- Who DOESN'T want to be identified with a crack addict from New Jack City!

05/05/2010 - 1:50pm WAIT WAIT WAIT-

The neighbor's dog is only at medium rare- no way I'm taking that little f#cker out of the oven till he's at least medium.

01/16/2010 - 1:08pm +Eleventy billion just for

+Eleventy billion just for using "eleventy billion".

01/16/2010 - 1:01pm AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dude you're

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dude you're on fire. As an engineer who lived on Central I can't tell you how many times I pulled this.

01/16/2010 - 12:57pm Holy shit Jerry Sprague. I

Holy shit Jerry Sprague. I haven't heard that name in YEARS.

01/13/2010 - 12:14am Lol. Holy grammar fail. I

Lol. Holy grammar fail. I worked for 14 hours today and should be sleeping by now but that news made me need a beer. Or several.

01/13/2010 - 12:01am Hay don't shoot the

Hay don't shoot the messenger. I've built my e-reputation (if there is such a thing) by saying RR would turn us into a machine and taking on all comers who appeared to be fairweather fans. So, neg away if you want, I'm not that worried about MGopoints at this juncture.

01/12/2010 - 11:51pm Well, he's been my best

Well, he's been my best friend since 2nd grade, we went to school together in Ann Arbor and I'll probably be his best man if that tells you anything.

01/12/2010 - 11:15pm Well I've been his biggest

Well I've been his biggest proponent since he got here, and this was my worst fear. If he would've been given time he would've really turned this thing around and put us on par with TX, OK, USC, etc. Now we're probably looking at Harbaugh and ND type irrelevance.

I knew something was up when I got the voicemail to call my buddy back "ASAP", but I just figured he'd finally gotten engaged, he's been planning on popping the question to his gf of 3 years- he was supposed to do it the day after Christmas but she got stuck at Metro after that bombing thing.

01/12/2010 - 11:00pm Sorry to tell you guys this,

Sorry to tell you guys this, (I didn't want to start a thread for fear of a massive board meltdown) BUT.....wots is RichRod to TN. My best friend since 2nd grade went to grad school in Knoxville and works in their sports information department. They've known since Monday that Kiffin was probably leaving. They made contact with RichRod at the National Coaches Conference.

The scuttlebutt is he's sick of all the political BS here, the witchhunt with the Freep, the new AD and ESPECIALLY thinks he's being setup for failure with MRob and Devin not being admitted early. Look for him to try and get them to follow to TN. Rita also misses the South and the warmer weather. TN is preparing an announcement.

EDIT: Regarding recruits- Witty, too. Almost forgot about him.

12/31/2009 - 12:19am Lowest TOP in college

Lowest TOP in college football this year? That scoring machine Brian Kelly brought to Cincinnati.

IMO, this is one of the issues with our lack of depth on D. RR's offense will be scoring with such ferocity you really need 22 guys who can play on the defensive side of the ball, which we are nowhere near right now. Getting some depth in here and be able to sub guys in and out is a large part of building things the way they need to be.

12/25/2009 - 10:30pm Saban's squad is favored

Saban's squad is favored against Texas and lost to Utah last year. I wouldn't be holding my breath on Saban not "choking" right now.

As for RR, do you honestly think he won't bring in big linemen like Oregons'? Do you think he's watching other games than you are, or the trip slightly north made him forget how to coach? Honestly, you people amaze me sometimes.

12/25/2009 - 9:38pm Because OSU is a school

Because OSU is a school composed solely of homosexuals, right?

God you need to get a clue. How about you save yourself the embarrassment and quit posting for the night.

12/25/2009 - 9:29pm Guess that answers the sense

Guess that answers the sense of humor question....

12/25/2009 - 9:25pm Harsh much? Try a sense of humor asshole.

MSU Police Chief Jim Dunlap said ski masks were not present. He DID, however, say this:

“Only one individual was wearing anything that you could remotely say was similar to a ski mask, and it was an open-face mask, similar to a knit hood. … When I think of a ski-mask, I think of the two holes cut out for the eyes, and that’s not what this was.”

In the chaos of 12 guys storming a potluck dinner in a dormitory, an open-face knit hood could very easily be misconstrued as a ski mask. As it was noted several times by the media the assailants allegedly wore ski masks, I don't see the harm in making what was clearly a joke at Sparty's expense. Unless you took it literally and thought this guy was saying Gholston TRULY de-committed because they didn't have his size of ski mask, which would make you the complete moron.

Seriously, I hope you got a sense of humor for the holidays, or a ticket back to MLive or wherever the hell it is you came from.

11/21/2009 - 6:38am Craig, for THAT I owe you a

Craig, for THAT I owe you a beer. Tremendous thought. Stop in and see me anytime, you got one on me.

11/10/2009 - 1:53pm I see what you're saying, but

I see what you're saying, but the fact that this made the Freep is just ludicrous. OH NO SOME OLD RICH WHITE DUDE ACTED IN A CONDESCENDING MANNER TO An 18-20 YEAR OLD!!!!!!

Could he have handled it better? Yes. Should it have made a publication other than matbe the Daily? No.

10/17/2009 - 4:02pm A few years from now we'll be

A few years from now we'll be doing this to Indiana, NW, Purdue, etc. The Machine will only be slowed by equal talent, and then only marginally. It's coming people. It. Is. Coming.

10/13/2009 - 3:12am What the hell does BOOM

What the hell does BOOM MALLETT'D mean? Can we just talk about whether or not he's a Michigan Man? you guys suck.