Sparty Jokes
I have seen quite a few over the years. I think it is time to have a laugh about this rivalry and not be so serious. I will give you a couple of examples...
1. Q: How do you keep the spartan football team off your lawn?
A: Put up goalposts.
2. Mark Dantonio
October 5th, 2017 at 3:02 PM ^
Five MSU football players walk into a bar.
The sixth player finally figures out what the hell is going on and ducks.
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stalks the sidelines wearing a headset and looking constipated
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freshman goes to a psychologist and says, "Doctor, you have to help me - my older brother goes to U-M, and I think I've developed an inferiority complex."
Psychologist rubs his chin and says to the Sparty frosh - "Son, there is nothing I can do for you. You actually are inferior."
October 5th, 2017 at 3:07 PM ^
What is Sparty and the New Year both good at?
Dropping the BALL
October 5th, 2017 at 3:10 PM ^
Weed...something something...MSU...something something...both smoked in a bowl.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:13 PM ^
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October 5th, 2017 at 3:16 PM ^
YOU CANT GET SMOKED IN A BOWL IF YOU DON'T GO, SODAK BLUES!
October 5th, 2017 at 3:24 PM ^
ZING!! Got me!
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A Wolverine, a Spartan, and 5,000 ducks walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "5,000 ducks cannot safely fit in this place - some of you have to leave."
October 5th, 2017 at 5:26 PM ^
If you did it wrong and remember the right way, please re-post.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:19 PM ^
I have a couple MSU friends. One was arguing they were a basketball school because of all the Final Fours. The other thought they are a football school now because of recent Big Ten titles, the playoff and Rose Bowl appearances, etc. Football school/basketball school... This whole time I thought they were just a backup school
October 5th, 2017 at 3:21 PM ^
This guy went into an East Lansing store and told the clerk:
"I want a green outfit. I want a green jacket and green slacks. I want a green shirt and tie. I want green shoes and socks".
Clerk: "Are you a Michigan State graduate?"
Guy: "Yes, I am. How did you know?"
Clerk: "Because this is a hardware store."
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I wonder how many MSU players will think they're going to visit Donnie Corley and some of their old teammates when they visit the Big House this weekend
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October 5th, 2017 at 3:29 PM ^
Top Ten Courses at MSU
10. Philosophy: Why Don't They Spell It with an "F"?
9. Prelaw Seminar: Age of Consent in 50 States
8. Sandwich Making: A Project Course
7. Hand-Shadow Workshop
6. Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
5. Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: 2 Views of the Classics
4. Hydraulic Principles of the Keg
3. The College Classroom: A Simulation
2. ABC's: An Extended Version
1. Your Ass from a Hole in the Ground: A Comparative Study
October 5th, 2017 at 6:10 PM ^
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This is a Letterman top 10 list, yes?
October 6th, 2017 at 6:17 AM ^
it was too close to algebra and therefore too hard.
October 6th, 2017 at 12:08 PM ^
Practical Chemical Changes: Couch Burning 101.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:30 PM ^
A: How does Sparty motivate you to get off the couch?
Q: They light a fire under your ass.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:31 PM ^
Q: Why do MSU grads display their diplomas on their car dashboard?
A: So they can park in handicap spots.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:34 PM ^
"Spartans, what is your profession?"
"HOOOYA"
"Wolverines, what is your profession?"
" Doctors, laywers, captains of industry and finance."
October 5th, 2017 at 3:35 PM ^
What's the difference between a State grad and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:36 PM ^
What does a Spartan do after winning the National Championship?
Turns off his Xbox.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:36 PM ^
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How many MSU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but they get 3 credits for it
October 5th, 2017 at 3:57 PM ^
A guy flunks out of U-M and transfers to State.
The collective GPAs at both institutions go up.
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October 5th, 2017 at 4:19 PM ^
That way Ann Arbor can be the capital and Lansing can finally have a good football team.
October 5th, 2017 at 4:28 PM ^
Tell him a joke on Monday morning.
October 5th, 2017 at 4:28 PM ^
Can't read, Can't Write!
October 5th, 2017 at 4:38 PM ^
I shared this over the summer, but for those that did not see it, here is a Spartan joke coming to life. Not meant as a disparagement to the person hauling pizzas for cash, but merely an unfortunate juxtaposition:
October 5th, 2017 at 4:40 PM ^
I used to work for a marketing agency. We'd often visit our main client (Whirlpool) and walk through their office spaces to go to meetings. The first floor housed lots of the brand managers, and other more junior clients, while the upper floors had more of the management groups. Walking through the first floor with a colleague, he noticed how many had MSU stuff up in their cubicles. He tried to rib me a bit, and said, "So many State fans here, where are all the Michigan fans?"
I replied: "Upstairs."
October 5th, 2017 at 4:46 PM ^
How do you know you have gotten into MSU?
The glass is fogged