Petition to bring The Knowledge back to our Universe
Join me in asking The Knowledge to rejoin our Universe from whatever dimension he is occupying in the Multiverse. We need to recover him from the temporal distortion of 14 of the last 15 years that were time and spatial Anomalies.
**Yes**
Bring us back to sanity, The Knowledge, Bring us back to future!
**Yes**
August 27th, 2019 at 5:01 PM ^
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yes
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August 27th, 2019 at 7:21 PM ^
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commence
August 27th, 2019 at 5:04 PM ^
HE's coming very soon!!
August 27th, 2019 at 7:22 PM ^
How do you know it's a HE? I believe THE KNOWLEDGE is neither he nor she, rather an omniscient entity comprised entirely of electromagnetic waves.
August 27th, 2019 at 5:13 PM ^
Word on the street is a certain wide receiver was able to get his waiver appeal.
August 27th, 2019 at 5:21 PM ^
um..... can't wait until kick-off
August 27th, 2019 at 5:28 PM ^
The lack of KNOWLEDGE around here is very obvious.
August 27th, 2019 at 5:43 PM ^
YES..... THE KNOWLEDGE WILL HOLLOW YOU OUT... YES...
August 27th, 2019 at 5:46 PM ^
First we need to steal the Phantom Zone projector from Superman's alone palace, then we can bring him back.
August 27th, 2019 at 5:48 PM ^
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar, leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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August 27th, 2019 at 5:59 PM ^
HE will only return when and if properly addressed.
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Yes.
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You are asking for the return of The Knowledge, which can mean different things to different people but means little to THE_KNOWLEDGE.
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Yes.
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Instead, seek THE_KNOWLEDGE if you wish to find THE_KNOWLEDGE.
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Yes
August 27th, 2019 at 5:59 PM ^
Signed.
August 27th, 2019 at 6:19 PM ^
**Yes**
August 27th, 2019 at 6:50 PM ^
Unless you are making a novel reference to God, or unless you are on some very potent and insomniac-inducing drugs, I don't get your take.
August 27th, 2019 at 7:58 PM ^
It's an old, old inside joke. Anyone not here before 2010 or so won't get it.
August 28th, 2019 at 6:46 AM ^
Cutoff was probably a few years later than that, but it's still been a while
August 28th, 2019 at 12:57 PM ^
Pre-Harbaugh for sure
August 27th, 2019 at 7:01 PM ^
Do we need to sacrifice a virgin Buckeye for THE_KNOWLEDGE to return??
August 27th, 2019 at 7:21 PM ^
One such creature does not exist.
August 27th, 2019 at 11:11 PM ^
My point exactly!?
August 27th, 2019 at 7:10 PM ^
I think it would be quite amusing if it was revealed that THE KNOWLEDGE was also Mineral King. Just saying.
August 27th, 2019 at 7:22 PM ^
AND ALSO...WOLVERINE IN A BAG!
dun-dun-DUNNNNNNN
August 27th, 2019 at 8:26 PM ^
That was a part of one of the single best outings (as he was also RollDamnTide) on this site, if not the best. That thread was epic, and I believe it is in the blog HOF.
August 27th, 2019 at 11:07 PM ^
I would be irrationally upset if that was the case. I can't imagine THE KNOWLEDGE being anybody else, let alone the MFing Mineral King. It'd be like saying you were WolverineDevotee... wait...
August 27th, 2019 at 8:07 PM ^
I believe The Knowledge is Franklin Hatchet. Or that guy that used to comment on the Freep with "Ya Falla?"
August 27th, 2019 at 9:18 PM ^
huh. coming from an account started this year... go on.
August 27th, 2019 at 9:18 PM ^
I long to be declared a co-soarer with THE_KNOWLEDGE.
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yes
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Remember that THE_KNOWLEDGE does not predict the season, he reports on the season from the future. Those who doubt will never soar.
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Until his return from the future, we founder in ignorance.
August 27th, 2019 at 10:04 PM ^
One of my bookmark folders at work is TheKnowledge
August 27th, 2019 at 10:30 PM ^
I thought maybe this tired gag had been retired to the clearance bin like the old shirts. There is always hope (until the bit is exhumed, at least).
August 29th, 2019 at 1:42 PM ^
hard.
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pass.
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YES.