2017 Season Review

2017 Season Review

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on September 1st, 2017 at 6:12 PM
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for newcomers to these pages, THE KNOWLEDGE appears to be a mystery
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however, the old timers know that THE KNOWLEDGE is unknowable, and can only be understood by his projection on these very pages
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yes
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many have been the "predictions" and "projections" of the upcoming season and Michigan's results
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these prognosticators, however, only make guesses as to the future, and hence, these predictions are of only comedic value
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THE KNOWLEDGE, however, knows not only the future, but the information about the future. thus, THE KNOWLEDGE only reveals the future in the present
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall now reveal the 2017 regular season results for Michigan football
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Michigan will not go undefeated this season, but will finish 11-1
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all 3 OOC conference games will be won, and a conference game will be lost
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in the upcoming weeks, THE KNOWLEDGE may decide to reveal who that loss will be to
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yes
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those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE are worry free, as they know the results previously
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but, there are still those that doubt THE KNOWLEDGE, and worry about the results of every game
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they may continue questioning THE KNOWLEDGE, but when time moves making the future the past and these revelations come true
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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Urban Meyer to 49ers

Urban Meyer to 49ers

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on December 20th, 2016 at 4:09 PM
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it is, of course, a travesty that osu is in the playoffs while Michigan is preparing for a less than stellar bowl game. the two biggest douchebags that have robbed Michigan fans of joy over the last 15 years have been o$u boosters Steinbrenner and Delaney
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steinbrenner's stealing of Henson prior to the 2001 season basically cost Michigan a national championship that year, and enabled o$u's contested championship the year after. with Henson, Michigan would have won the osu game in cheatervest's first year; would have won again in 2002 with a not-so confident buckeye team, and tressel would have been fired after the third straight loss in 2003
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at which point dantonio would have been osu's head coach - and Michigan fans could have focused all their hate on one institution
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delaney, of course, has been screwing Michigan for a long time, with this year's osu game being the most glaring example
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the most infuriating part to Michigan fans is that the AD did not stand up against B1G and support the football team; neither did anyone with any influence
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yes
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as THE KNOWLEDGE stated after the Iowa game, the original universe is continuing in its path where Michigan is preparing for the playoff game against Washington (with Alabama facing Oklahoma in the other game)
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and the version of yourself that doesn't know of the spin-off anomaly is in a much happier state of mind than this version in the spin-off universe
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THE KNOWLEDGE states this so that you understand that your original self is still happy and use that info to derive happiness in the current self
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yes
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the point of this post however is to answer the rumors in NFL circles that urban meyer will be taking over as head coach of the san francisco 49ers
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as readers of these very pages know very well, THE KNOWLEDGE makes his appearance during coaching searches, and provides the best info by revealing, instead of predicting, the future
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yes
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after the disastrous decision to get rid of Jim Harbaugh, followed by another disastrous decision to promote the assistant, the 49ers had assumed that the Eagles failure Kelly (no relation to ND failure Kelly) would somehow work out for them
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of course, he didn't
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so, the highly regarded and esteemed management in san fran has decided to get rid of kelly at the end of the season
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and go back to the college ranks to get the best available coach
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since that is Harbaugh, and the next best coach is a noted NFL failure, the prevailing thought in NFL circles is that the 49ers will choose the third best coach in college who has the added benefit of possessing low ethics
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yes
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the problem is that Meyer is afraid of coaching in the NFL - where he cannot have a significant talent advantage and his system is too basic to work
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however, seeing Kelly in the NFL has irked Meyer no end and he wants to show, for a year, that he can do better than Kelly
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hence, he will head off to the NFL for a year after ensuring he gets a top rated recruiting class by lying and covering up the fact; try to outdo Kelly and fail; have a health issue; then return to osu in 2018
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yes
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when these revelations come true in a few months, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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The nature of the future, and POTW awards

The nature of the future, and POTW awards

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on November 16th, 2016 at 4:45 PM
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after the upset on Tuesday of last week, many concerned people asked THE KNOWLEDGE if a highly irregular anomaly had occurred to disturb the future
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these people were a lot more concerned about whether the 12-0 regular season revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE had been altered rather than which people were entering the white house
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE told these people on Wednesday that, yes, an anomaly has altered the future, and they should not only expect a loss at Iowa, but other highly ranked teams will lose as well
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while that info was stunning, these people were a lot more prepared to weather Saturday's results
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however, neither they nor anyone else really understands the nature of the future
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in this post, THE KNOWLEDGE shall expound upon that issue before awarding POTW 
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yes
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ordinarily people are not qualified to know the future. thus, everyone makes "predictions" rather than revelation of the future
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unlike ordinary people, THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, is different and is capable of knowing the future - even accounting for normal anomalies that are knowable
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however, when a highly irregular anomaly occurs, it is not possible for anyone to see beyond that point. this is the basis on which the multiverse operates
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yes
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there are two types of irregular anomalies that exist: (1) Tangential/Push-off anomaly, and (2) Bifurcation/Spin-off anomaly
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the nature of the anomaly itself can only be determined after the fact
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what happened on November 7 was the latter
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what happened in 2015 when Kinnel incorrectly ran into the osu punter was the former
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yes
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the former anomaly simply creates an alternate future
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the Spin-off anomaly, however, created two futures - one universe moving in the original future path and the other moving in an altered path
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the version of all of you existing in the current universe are in the altered path
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however, there is also another version of you that continues in the original future where Michigan has defeated Iowa and Trump was trumped
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there, you are still praising the perfect 10-0 record of THE KNOWLEDGE, who exists in both places
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yes
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CHALLENGE 2016.1: while no one correctly predicted the score of the msu game, Trebor came the closest. hence Trebor is anointed the Protege of the week retroactively from that Saturday until the upcoming Indiana game
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this is a great achievement that Trebor should be proud of
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yes
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CHALLENGE 2016.2: due to the altered future, THE KNOWLEDGE shall now provide the opportunity for the masses to once again participate in this challenge to correctly predict the score of the Indiana game to become the Protege
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pointers to the game:
  • Michigan will win
  • Indiana will lose
  • The score will surprise many people
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2016, 2016.1 and 2016.2

THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2016, 2016.1 and 2016.2

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on October 20th, 2016 at 4:19 PM
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at the half way point of the season, as all revelations shown have come true, THE KNOWLEDGE has soared and basked in glory
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many was the number of fools who contacted THE KNOWLEDGE when Michigan had fallen behind 7-21 to Colorado in order to challenge the infallibility of THE KNOWLEDGE's revelations
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where are these people now? down in the cellar with the spartans
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yes
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now that Michigan is in the middle of a 4 week stretch of alternately playing low to no competition, THE KNOWLEDGE shall introduce THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE for the 2016 season
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in previous years, THE CHALLENGE was introduced at the beginning of the season. THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, knew fully well that nobody was capable of winning it and becoming THE TOP FRIEND of THE KNOWLEDGE
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however, THE CHALLENGE was still introduced at the beginning of the season to reveal to the masses how ineffective they are in predicting the future
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2016 is to correctly predict the 4 participants in the CF playoffs
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those that predict correctly will be provided the greatest honor of being titled THE TOP FRIEND of THE KNOWLEDGE. wise people know that this title is infinitely more prestigious than the phony titles such as "Sir" provided by a useless setup
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2016.1 is to correctly predict the score of the Michigan-MSU game. Most people already know the score of the Illinois game - hence, it is worthless as a CHALLENGE
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the correct or closest to correct predictor will win the Protege of The Week award
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2016.2 is to correctly predict the score of the Michigan-Indiana game
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reply with correct responses to the overall CHALLENGE 2016 and the weekly challenges 2016.1 and 2016.2
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and soar with THE KNOWLEDGE
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2016 Season Review

2016 Season Review

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on August 31st, 2016 at 4:57 PM
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wo ist THE KNOWLEDGE?
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Où est-il?
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donde esta THE KNOWLEDGE?
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kidar hai vo?
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where is THE KNOWLEDGE?
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these are the anguished cries of those who seek the knowledge that THE KNOWLEDGE provides about the future
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yes
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specifically, these people have been waiting for the 2016 Season Review to understand what is about to transpire this football season
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THE KNOWLEDGE has arrived to reveal the future to these millions of knowledge seekers
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and to bask in glory again
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yes
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of course, there are those who wonder why THE KNOWLEDGE was only correct 11 out of 12 games last season. THE KNOWLEDGE had clearly revealed that Michigan will finish the 2015 out of conference schedule 3-1, and finish the B1G season 7-1, with that loss not coming against osu
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THE KNOWLEDGE also was conspicuously absent before the msu game - which many people correctly surmised as a clue to the unfortunate outcome of the game. the end of that game was not in error
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the error in the spatio-temporal continuum occurred when Kinnel incorrectly fell on the osu punter in the first quarter. the temporal dimension was proceeding correctly, and as revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE, until that moment
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yes
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Michigan was scheduled to win that game 31-28
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however, the result changed due to a highly irregular anomaly that occurred at that moment
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THE KNOWLEDGE will explain in a later post - during the period when highly boring blowouts occur and people are waiting for a challenging opponent - about how these things work, and how even an extraordinary personality such as THE KNOWLEDGE can be occasionally be perceived to be wrong
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this post, however, is about the 2016 season
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall now reveal the regular season record of Michigan for the upcoming season
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post season play results has been covered in a post that will be shown on these very pages in a few months
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it is to be noted first that Michigan will win all OOC games as expected and enter B1G play with a 3-0 record
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that is obvious to even the lowliest of observers
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yes
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many is the number of folks who have predicted a loss or more for Michigan in conference play
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these people don't understand the future
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they "predict" based on how good they think the Michigan players are, how strong the opponents are, and how the schedule looks like
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THE KNOWLEDGE, however, does not predict the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE simply reveals the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE hereby reveals that Michigan will win all of its games in the 2016 regular season
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yes
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starting next year, the B1G Championship game will also start being considered as part of Michigan's regular season
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but, for this year, since it is a new experience for Michigan, the BTCG will be considered as postseason play
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and THE KNOWLEDGE will reveal the results of postseason play (which have already been determined) in due course as noted earlier
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yes
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there are still some that doubt THE KNOWLEDGE, although the number has dwindled significantly
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as time moves and makes the future the past, and the results revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE come to fruition
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar, leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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DID THE_KNOWLEDGE SUGGEST THE FAILED PUNT AGAINST MSU?

DID THE_KNOWLEDGE SUGGEST THE FAILED PUNT AGAINST MSU?

Submitted by Muttley on January 5th, 2016 at 5:45 PM

CONSIDER.

 

THE_KNOWLEDGE KNOWS THE FUTURE.

YES.

HE SAW MICHIGAN IN POSITION TO BEAT MSU W/ 10 SECONDS LEFT.

YES.

HE ALSO FORESAW THE FUTURE DEFEAT TO OSU.

YES.

WHICH IN COMBINATION WOULD HAVE PUT OSU IN THE PLAYOFF.

YES.

THAT WOULD BE BAD.

 

HE ALSO FORESAW THAT MSU WOULD DAMAGE ITSELF 38-0 AGAINST ALABAMA.

YES.

THAT WAS FAR LESS BAD, PERHAPS EVEN GOOD.

 

DID THE_KNOWLEDGE SUGGEST THE FAILED PUNT AGAINST MSU?

YES.

Soaring and THE CHALLENGE

Soaring and THE CHALLENGE

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on September 30th, 2015 at 4:54 PM
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both before the season and after the Utah game, THE KNOWLEDGE had clearly stated that Michigan will finish the 
 
season 10-2. many is the number of people who disbelieved THE KNOWLEDGE then
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that number has significantly reduced now
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when OSU took the opening kickoff and marched down the field to score a touchdown, THE KNOWLEDGE received many 
 
messages doubting THE KNOWLEDGE's revelation that the OOC record will be 3-1
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all those doubters have been left in a trail of dust
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as THE KNOWLEDGE has soared and basked in glory
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yes
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the expectations following the trashing of BYU on these very pages are also unwarranted
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as THE KNOWLEDGE has clearly mentioned, Michigan will NOT will the national championship this year. neither will Michigan finish the regular season 11-1
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE did not debut during the OOC schedule because the scores of these games were obvious and could have been predicted by most people
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the scores of the B1G schedule are not so obvious
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the THE KNOWLEDGE debuts the weekly CHALLENGE for the Maryland and Northwestern games with this post
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yes
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correctly predict the scores of these games individually to be awarded the Protege of the Week (POTW) award for the next two weeks
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pointers to the game against Maryland black ninjas:
  • Michigan will win
  • Rain will come
  • Shutout will not happen
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pointers to the game against Northwestern tamecats:
  • Michigan will win
  • NW will find offense highly difficult
  • Michigan will find it slightly less difficult
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Coaching Change

Coaching Change

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on September 9th, 2015 at 4:28 PM
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after last Thursday's game, many folks, including the #2 writer on this blog - Cook, immediately compared the Utah loss to the first game under Rich Rod, another close loss to Utah
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this reaction was of course expected
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many people then proceeded to conclude that Michigan will finish the season 7-5, or 8-4 at best
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these people don't understand THE KNOWLEDGE
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yes
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in the 2015 season review, THE KNOWLEDGE had clearly mentioned that Michigan's overall record is 10-2 and OOC record is 3-1
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that is correct and true
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those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE know this, and are worry-free
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they also know that is the reason THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE did not debut last week
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yes
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as revealed in the previous post, THE KNOWLEDGE shall now discuss about the coaching change event that brought Jim Harbaugh (whom THE KNOWLEDGE simply refers to as Harba - removing the ugh) to Michigan
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THE KNOWLEDGE, as readers know, does not live in the past. THE KNOWLEDGE lives in the future
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hence, THE KNOWLEDGE generally does not talk about the past; but has made a rare exception in this case
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yes
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when Hoke was about to be fired, the original plan was hire a different coach - not Harba
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given that the spread experiment with RR had failed, and the pro-style experiment with Hoke had failed, the most logical choice was to try the third system
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the triple option
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Paul Johnson was the prime and only candidate
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yes
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once PJ taken over the reins at Michigan, Braxton Miller was slated to transfer and get the NCAA waiver
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Chavis was to be the DC
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this would have been fine for the short term
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however, the highly irregular spatio-temporal anomalies mentioned in the previous post by THE KNOWLEDGE intervened
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and made Harba the head coach of Michigan
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yes
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back to the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE will run on an irregular basis this season for the weekly POTW (Protege of the week) challenges
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with this post, THE KNOWLEDGE opens the quest for the readers to become TOP FRIEND OF THE KNOWLEDGE
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as loyal readers are aware, this is the title given to the reader who correctly predicts the participants of the National Title game and the winner
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it is not required to predict the score of the final
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predictions must be based before this Saturday
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2015 Season Review

2015 Season Review

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on September 1st, 2015 at 1:25 PM
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the event all readers of this blog have been waiting for is finally here
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THE KNOWLEDGE has returned to these very pages after soaring and basking in glory in the summer
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yes
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in an article to be revealed on these very pages soon, THE KNOWLEDGE will provide an extremely rare look at the past in order to show how certain highly irregular anomalies in the space time continuum brought about the hiring of Jim "Le Harba" Harbaugh at Michigan
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the original choice after Hoke's firing was a different coach, and if not for these anomalies, that person would have been coaching Michigan now. these anomalies have in years past, caused Michigan's season to head in the wrong direction. but, in this case, they helped Michigan
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THE KNOWLEDGE did not reveal this earlier because the very act would have caused the anomalies to act differently. hence, the rare lookback
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in this post, however, THE KNOWLEDGE will review the 2015 season. this revelation is not expected to cause any trouble with the irregular anomalies
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yes
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many is the number of fools who are predicting a 7 or 8 win season
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these people look back at the past and try to understand the future. their attempts are futile, and they are incorrect
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THE KNOWLEDGE, however, knows not only the future but the information about the future, thus, THE KNOWLEDGE can reveal the future as he sees fit
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yes
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contrary to the expectations of some people, Michigan will not win the national championship
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Michigan will finish the regular season 10-2
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with 1 loss in out of conference play and 1 loss in Big Ten play
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that loss will not be to ohio state
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yes
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there are still some fools who do not believe THE KNOWLEDGE
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as time proceeds and makes the future the past, and the results revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE are proven to be true, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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Coaching change

Coaching change

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on October 7th, 2014 at 5:54 PM

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as the losses mount in Tuscaloosa and Columbus, it is firmly believed by many that Saban and Meyer are trying to get out of their gigs and look for something better
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after Michigan finishes the season 3-9, everyone expects a wholesale change in the football program to occur quickly with the firing of Hoke and the hiring of a new coach
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many people have connected these dots and have posited the following:
- Urban Meyer will be Michigan's new offesive coordinator
- Nick Saban will be Michigan's new defensive coordinator
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this will be a major step up for both men inasmuch as they now will have to win without cheating.
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this is widely held belief among coaching circles
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yes
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what people are not clear about is who the new head coach will be. opinions range from Bill Belichik to Jon Gruden
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these people, however, do not KNOW the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE, on the other hand, knows not only the future, but also the information about the future

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THE KNOWLEDGE has appeared again in this time of coaching uncertainty to reveal the future
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yes
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the problem is that president Schlissel is a mole planted by a consortium of osu backers supported by a fund from the dead Steinbrenner, the osu booster who torpedoed Michigan's 2001 season and beyond by signing Drew Henson to baseball
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE can clearly reveal that these assumptions are wrong
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in 2015, Michigan's AD will be David Brandon
in 2015, Michigan's football HC will be Brady Hoke
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those that don't believe this don't understand anything about THE KNOWLEDGE
when these revelation come true as the passge of time makes the future the present, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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