OT: A Roll In The Hay
So in my attempt to read every kind of fucked up news article I can, I came across this.
Enjoy
February 24th, 2014 at 5:28 PM ^
February 24th, 2014 at 6:35 PM ^
I saw huffingtonpost.com and didn't even click.
February 24th, 2014 at 5:25 PM ^
I will never understand how almost all forms of animal abuse are misdemeanors and not felonies.
February 24th, 2014 at 5:29 PM ^
I'll never understand how somebody could have sex with a cow. If you're gonna bang an animal at least bang a sexy one.
February 24th, 2014 at 5:40 PM ^
10th stanza of the article...
"It might be better to think twice before attempting sex with cows or any other animals."
February 24th, 2014 at 5:41 PM ^
February 24th, 2014 at 5:46 PM ^
I wish I could unread that article.
February 24th, 2014 at 6:46 PM ^
I wasn't going to read it until I saw your post.
What can I say? I'm a glutton for punishment.
February 24th, 2014 at 8:02 PM ^
Now I have to read the thing.
February 24th, 2014 at 5:49 PM ^
February 24th, 2014 at 5:52 PM ^
February 24th, 2014 at 5:53 PM ^
We now have competition for the dog anal gland thread of several years ago.
February 24th, 2014 at 5:53 PM ^
looking at legal reprecussions of defiling farm animals is NOT what's keeping the rest of us from doing the same...I hope.
February 24th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^
So, you build bridges your whole life. Do they call you "Bridge Builder Joe"? No.
You do all you can for your family. Do they call you "Family Man Joe"? No.
But you have sex with one lousy cow ... .
February 24th, 2014 at 6:00 PM ^
There are bad nicknames and really bad nicknames, but this may be the worst.
Would like to attend their 10-year HS reunion.
February 24th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^
Bad dreams tonight.
There are some things that reasonable people simply cannot imagine and that would be one. I speed read the article and may have missed some facts, but are the two defendants married?
February 24th, 2014 at 5:59 PM ^
yes they are but both of their wifes are real heffers
February 24th, 2014 at 6:01 PM ^
And that one makes the day better.
February 24th, 2014 at 6:06 PM ^
I knew a kid in high school (I was not friends with him, just acquaintances) who said that his father would only consider him an adult male when he had sex with a goat. That was seemingly their family's rite of passage.
February 24th, 2014 at 6:07 PM ^
I didn't know we went to high school together?
February 24th, 2014 at 7:52 PM ^
February 24th, 2014 at 6:17 PM ^
Wow, what a great audience!
February 24th, 2014 at 6:21 PM ^
My wife's (first) response - "A cow? But they're too high! Their butt is my height!" (followed by the that's disgusting comments)... only a veterinarian could think that first?
February 24th, 2014 at 10:39 PM ^
/s
I don't think I needed that but really felt like playing it safe with this one
February 24th, 2014 at 6:33 PM ^
I'm glad I didn't click on the link. Reading the comments here was enough to let me know my life is plenty full enough without reading accounts of bestiality.
February 24th, 2014 at 8:58 PM ^
quit being a bitch and read the article!!!
then click on the arrows at the bottom so you can read about other creeps.
love,
jdon
February 25th, 2014 at 5:23 PM ^
+1 anyway
February 24th, 2014 at 7:07 PM ^
...thanks for sharing.
February 24th, 2014 at 7:13 PM ^
February 24th, 2014 at 7:16 PM ^
I defiitely get off every time I eat a particularly tasty bovine. On a semi-related note, I met a guy in high school who introduced himself as Sterile Daryl, The Fish Fucker. He even claimed that someone may have photographic evidence of his kadoodling. #inbeforedelete
February 24th, 2014 at 7:16 PM ^
February 24th, 2014 at 9:31 PM ^
Yeah, I was hoping for something more like this...
February 25th, 2014 at 12:16 PM ^
This is what I thought the thread was going to be actually be about.
February 24th, 2014 at 8:28 PM ^
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February 24th, 2014 at 9:54 PM ^
Before he called the cops, how many times did the farmer watch the video?
February 24th, 2014 at 10:14 PM ^
February 24th, 2014 at 10:33 PM ^
I thought havng sex with a cow was udderly impossible.
February 24th, 2014 at 11:04 PM ^
February 24th, 2014 at 11:40 PM ^
just to touch on the previous thread about low life rednecks in Louisiana.. You know the people who live in the same state of the independence bowl... First of all, there was a bunch of fucking idiots who posted on that thread. for the ones who claim that they are intelligent and act like they are the moral compass of the world. You dont know anything. they are coonasses, if you want to blindly label them. Not rednecks. Secondly, to criticize them for their opinion, thats reasonable. To attack their character because they dont believe the same socialize liberal ideology like you do, makes YOU the scum and petty imbecile. The typical hippy who screams for free speech while being the first person to supress another persons opinion when it doesn't agree with your pretentious spoon fed liberal ass. Get the fuck out of here. Hide behind your keyboard you fucking prick. The real world will eat you up and swallom you whole. But you'll be too stupid to realize it while its happening because in your dumb little mind, you'll swear climate change had something to do with it. Enjoy the smog you fucking fag. Waive the moral compass in my face please! I said fag! Irony in that. Bolivia must be for the supressed individual! Fuck socialism and gay hippy lovers who think its okay for the government to support bums who are too lazy to get off of their parents and/or government's nipples!. No wonder Detroit is bankrupt and the state is a mess.
February 24th, 2014 at 11:39 PM ^
just to touch on the previous thread about low life rednecks in Louisiana.. You know the people who live in the same state of the independence bowl... First of all, there was a bunch of fucking idiots who posted on that thread. for the ones who claim that they are intelligent and act like they are the moral compass of the world. You dont know anything. they are coonasses, if you want to blindly label them. Not rednecks. Secondly, to criticize them for their opinion, thats reasonable. To attack their character because they dont believe the same socialize liberal ideology like you do, makes YOU the scum and petty imbecile. The typical hippy who screams for free speech while being the first person to supress another persons opinion when it doesn't agree with your pretentious spoon fed liberal ass. Get the fuck out of here. Hide behind your keyboard you fucking prick. The real world will eat you up and swallom you whole. But you'll be too stupid to realize it while its happening because in your dumb little mind, you'll swear climate change had something to do with it. Enjoy the smog you fucking fag. Waive the moral compass in my face please! I said fag! Irony in that. Bolivia must be for the supressed individual! Fuck socialism and gay hippy lovers who think its okay for the government to support bums who are too lazy to get off of their parents and/or government's nipples!. No wonder Detroit is bankrupt and the state is a mess.
February 24th, 2014 at 11:45 PM ^
...EIEIO. Dagnabit!
February 25th, 2014 at 8:02 AM ^
You can't say those two guys don't have a stable relationship.