OT: Cooler poopers hire Sam Petitto, unfortunate naming coincidence or proof of the grand Petitti conspiracy?😅
The Buckeyes just hired some guy named Sam Petitto from Alabama to be their "Athletic Operations Specialist" to work for their GM / Head of Player Personnel. Perhaps his surname’s remarkable similarity to our very own beloved league commish is just a strange coincidence, or perhaps not. You decide.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:12 PM ^
Some say Petitti, some say Petitto. What say you?
February 26th, 2024 at 10:17 PM ^
Shitbag
February 26th, 2024 at 10:19 PM ^
Just trying to add a bit of levity to the board but I forgot that some of us are sticks in the mud. Besides, it’s not like it’s costing you money. And if it’s that stupid or offensive why bother reading or responding.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:37 PM ^
I thought he was calling Tiny Tony a shitbag…
February 26th, 2024 at 10:52 PM ^
If so, then I apologize.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:57 PM ^
Not you silly. I call him shitbag. It should have been a more formed idea
February 26th, 2024 at 11:06 PM ^
Apologies for my acerbic and smarmy response. P-titti triggers me.
February 27th, 2024 at 7:52 AM ^
You're a stick in the mud!
February 26th, 2024 at 10:41 PM ^
Petitpe
February 27th, 2024 at 1:44 AM ^
Little dick!
February 27th, 2024 at 8:30 AM ^
Let's call the whole thing off.
I'll see myself out....
February 27th, 2024 at 12:19 PM ^
I thought Petitti was Italian for “supreme idiot”.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:12 PM ^
Uhh they’re different names so I’m going with coincidence
February 26th, 2024 at 10:13 PM ^
But only off by one vowel🤔
February 26th, 2024 at 10:35 PM ^
True dat
February 26th, 2024 at 11:29 PM ^
Sam is little Tony's ever so slightly taller brother but he's a shit bag as well, it runs in the little family.
February 26th, 2024 at 11:42 PM ^
Clever way to mask the connection. Means shill in Italian.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:17 PM ^
"Cooler poopers"? Where did that come from?
February 26th, 2024 at 11:14 PM ^
The Bucknuts are the cooler poopers. The depositories for their dispositions are pooper coolers…
February 27th, 2024 at 7:40 AM ^
From a 2009 Columbus Dispatch story before their game against USC:
For those who arrive on campus early, will there be enough toilets?
Ohio State hopes so and says it has learned its lesson from big matchups such as the Texas game in 2005, in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:19 PM ^
You have clearly never pulled a muscle.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:19 PM ^
The humor here is…outstanding? The emoji is the real kicker.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:27 PM ^
I forgot the number one rule of the board is to be insufferably miserable all of the time.
February 27th, 2024 at 8:00 AM ^
Some may believe that calling out what may be perceived as a poor attempt at humor does not make one insufferably miserable.
Others may believe that someone so touchy to less-than-stellar feedback might make one appear hypersensitive.
You decide.
February 27th, 2024 at 8:57 AM ^
A saga as old as time itself.
1. OP creates "humor" post, think's it's brilliant, hits save.
2. Others either dont see the humor or simply think it's not that funny and remark as such
3. OP gets mad at the board for not appreciating the brilliance and humor in their post
The up/down vote tally is always an excellent barometer of how the great unwashed feel about a given topic. And seeing as it's currently at -15 and heading south the old expression "dont quit your day job" would seem appropriate.
February 27th, 2024 at 12:30 PM ^
We are talking about someone whose idea of humor is the username "JacquesStrappe"-- jock strap, get it? Definitely advised to not quit the day job...
February 26th, 2024 at 10:21 PM ^
In before delete!
February 27th, 2024 at 5:40 PM ^
+1 for Isadore 'Friz' Freleng reference.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:25 PM ^
Petitti = Ken doll
Petitto = 3" stiff
Stalion = gotta roll it up and tuck it
February 27th, 2024 at 5:45 AM ^
Excellent Petagogy
February 26th, 2024 at 10:32 PM ^
Did he do his opening press conferemce in thick rimmed glasses and a bushy "mustache"?
February 26th, 2024 at 10:46 PM ^
They also hired that former msu dline guru.
February 26th, 2024 at 10:48 PM ^
south until you smell it
east until you step in it
worst state ever
February 27th, 2024 at 12:49 AM ^
Pettiti and Petino’s love child?
February 27th, 2024 at 12:52 AM ^
It is strange that one is Tony and one is Sam.
February 27th, 2024 at 2:52 AM ^
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February 27th, 2024 at 2:03 PM ^
Who's the Boss, amirite?
February 27th, 2024 at 9:32 AM ^
This is one of the poorest attempts at humor I’ve seen in a while.
Hey this guys name is one letter away from a guy we hate, isn’t that funny!!!! A ten year old wouldn’t find this funny.
February 27th, 2024 at 12:23 PM ^
Was there any news on the NIL deal he signed?
It seems like the Buckeyes are bringing in as much SEC expertise as they can.
it looks like the boys in Columbus are out to prove that they’re sparing no expense to buy the best team possible.
February 27th, 2024 at 1:02 PM ^
It’s a Sicilian message, it means “Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”