OT: Black Monday Open Thread
Black Monday is upon us; up to 7 coaches may be fired today.
ED: A semi-updated list of coaches who gone:
- Texans (Kubiak fired weeks ago)
- Browns (Chud fired yesterday)
- Redskins (Shanahan)
- Buccaneers (Schiano a bit of a surprise. But he's a tool)
- Vikings (Frazier was presumed gone for a while)
- Lions (Schwartz. I haz no shocks)
December 30th, 2013 at 9:45 AM ^
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December 30th, 2013 at 10:02 AM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 10:04 AM ^
A-A-Ron
December 30th, 2013 at 10:31 AM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 10:02 AM ^
And not because of Elway, but I've become a Peyton Manning fan ever since:
December 30th, 2013 at 1:09 PM ^
I really wanted to "hate" Peyton Manning because of the Fulmer Coaches' Poll nonsense and because he was Tom Brady's rival for so long. But this SNL skit brought me around - and since I saw this I've come to appreciate what a masterful QB (and funny bastard) he is.
December 30th, 2013 at 9:53 AM ^
If I'm the Fords, this is the news I've been waiting for! I would absolutely LOVE IT if the Lions got Shanahan! The system that he likes to run wold be perfect here in Detroit. He has all the right tools to be successful here. Fire Schwartz, get Shanahan, let him decied on his own staff, and draft defense! And maybe one more solid OL.
December 30th, 2013 at 9:53 AM ^
Evidently beating the Lions isn't a job saving win.
December 30th, 2013 at 9:53 AM ^
FWIW the Chud firing has the city of Cleveland in absolute shock. WKNR, our all sports radio station, pre-empted their normal ESPN feed this morning and has devoted the entire morning to analysis of what the Hell just happened.
General consensus as of now is Chud got sideways with Banner and was made a sacrificial lamb to blame for the season's failing. Haslam was seriously pissed yesterday (stormed out of the owners box with 6 minutes to go in the game) and for those of you who don't know it yet - Jimmy H would love to be Jimmy Jones or Daniel Snyder if those damn feds would just leave him alone. The "official" word is that they know they had made a mistake with Chud almost immediately after hiring him (he was about their fifth or sixth choice remember) and were looking to let him go almost from the very start.
I think he got royally screwed in a power play. Seemed like a decent guy who was a decent first year coach and learning plus the players loved him. Sure hope we've got magic up our sleeves and I dont mean Josh McDaniels for God's sake.
OIC
December 30th, 2013 at 9:57 AM ^
Jim Schwartz may be available soon.
December 30th, 2013 at 10:00 AM ^
He did get screwed. If it weren't for the injuries, they would have battled for a playoff spot. After what has transpired, what respectable coach would want to go there now?
December 30th, 2013 at 10:01 AM ^
Josh McDaniels will be the next Browns coach. BK Finest!!1!, etc.
December 30th, 2013 at 10:13 AM ^
Sadly I think you are right. FWIW here is the latest Browns "wish list" for their next HC:
Josh "Tebow is a first rounder" McDaniels
BoB
Jim MotherFucking Swartz
Ray "Benedict Arnold" Horton
As a Browns fan I can only say the future is so bright I gotta wear shades. Quite the who's-who of coaches wouldnt you say?
December 30th, 2013 at 11:29 AM ^
Urbs would be perfect in Cleveland! ;>))
December 30th, 2013 at 11:28 AM ^
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December 30th, 2013 at 9:58 AM ^
Every mock draft that says "Pick #2 St. Louis Rams (via Washington)" makes me a little more dead inside, and I'm sure that was a big part of snyder's decision.
Of the last 4 redskins coaches, 3 were way over the hill (schottenheimer, gibbs, and shanahan) and one had never been a head coach or even coordinator in the nfl before we hired him (Jim Zorn). Hopefully Snyder gets his head out of his ass and finds someone who's got at least some experience as a head coach, but isn't living off past successes elsewhere.
My guess is they go the college route.
December 30th, 2013 at 10:02 AM ^
I would go with Spurrier again for comic relief.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:25 AM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 11:42 AM ^
His career regular-season record is 200-126-1, and if it weren't for John Elway and a horrible fumble would have gotten the lowly Browns to the Super Bowl at least once. He had some very good teams in KC and San Diego, but his post-season record was always the kicker.
When he was with the Redskins in 2001 he was 58, which is on the old side, but not so old that it's impossible to be successful with the right organization. The problem for the Redskins is that they've got an owner who challenges William Clay Ford for stupidity.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:57 AM ^
made me want to punch myself in the dick. Snyder runs his organization like a God damn video game. Sell the farm for a QB to throw to effing Santana Moss? WTF Bro.
December 30th, 2013 at 10:00 AM ^
the Ford's and Schwartz is affectionately referred to locally as dumb, dumb, dumb, dumber and dumbest (chose which of the knuckleheads is which). The ownership of the Lions has proven over decades that incompentency is acceptable. It would be nice to see fans stay home and send a message with their wallets. Snagging good players with high draft picks and free agency provides marginal results under the ownership and coaching staff's incompetence. The lack of discipline was a problem from the beginning of the current coach's tenure; the TitusYoung debacle is symbolic of the inability of the entire Lion's institution to understand how to instill class and discipline in the culture of the team. Schwartz is an arrogant goofball. I wish the Ford's would sell the team to someone or a group that understands how to build and maintain a successful program.
December 30th, 2013 at 10:02 AM ^
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December 30th, 2013 at 11:13 AM ^
The three gone already are not surprises, though I do think Frazier got screwed a bit given the lack of offensive talent save AP on that team. Schwartz will stick around, which is depressing.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:14 AM ^
Wow... Hoke is really cleaning house.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:57 AM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 11:38 AM ^
He'll prevent the Lions from choking! <rim shot> Still dumbfounded how the Lions and Wolverines finished post halloween...
December 30th, 2013 at 11:43 AM ^
Voldemort, be a dear and update the OP as news comes through please.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:45 AM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 11:47 AM ^
Yes, and he takes Narduzzi with him
December 30th, 2013 at 11:47 AM ^
Greg Schiano is out in Tampa.
Per Schefter. GM Mark Dominik is out too.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:47 AM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 11:47 AM ^
...film at 11.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:48 AM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 11:48 AM ^
What's taking the Lions so long to fire Schwartz
December 30th, 2013 at 11:49 AM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 11:54 AM ^
The thing is Coughlin isn't going anywhere, unless he surprisingly decides to retire. The team played strong in the 2nd half after falling behind 0-6. Yes, they missed the playoffs the last 2 years, but Coughlin is a good coach.
I have always been a big Schwartz guy but this season...he might get the sack for that. Or they might just keep him around. This is a team that did make the playoffs a few years ago. They aren't THAT bad. I would want him out based on this season, but I can see why they'd keep him around.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:59 AM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 11:09 PM ^
December 30th, 2013 at 12:00 PM ^
Coughlin isn't the one who drops back and throws the ball to the wrong team 3-5 times per game.
December 30th, 2013 at 12:05 PM ^
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December 30th, 2013 at 11:59 AM ^
per twitter, looks like Jim Schwartz is out.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:58 AM ^
Jim Schwartz fired.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 30, 2013
December 30th, 2013 at 12:00 PM ^
News like this is one of the main reasons I have a twitters.
December 30th, 2013 at 12:00 PM ^
Lions let go of Jim Schwartz.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 30, 2013
Let's hope the Fords go with the obvious move here - Art Shell.
December 30th, 2013 at 12:00 PM ^
Thank God!