Hate Week Day 2 Thread

Submitted by Elwood on November 25th, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Yeah, our offense sucks, but it's not enough to stop my hate for OSU and the state of Ohio.

OSU/Ohio, 5 things I hate about you

1. you remind me of the show Swamp People

2. you're the cause of childhood obesity

3. your fanbase worhsips a paranoid/violent lunatic and scumbag/weasel who used to rig raffles at football camps

4. you ain't come here to play school

5. you represent ignorance in the worst possible way

Here's to you OSU. Stay classy

Comments

Brick in The Wave

November 25th, 2013 at 10:34 AM ^

Despite the teams current form I am a believer that Michigan needs the football team too much to stay medicore in the long term we will rise again...

That being said I hate Ohio with a passion that burns deep within me.  I teach and coach at a school with red as the primary color and refuse to wear even a smidgen of red during this week. 

BEAT OHIO!!

UMxWolverines

November 25th, 2013 at 11:20 AM ^

Dude is so beat up it's unreal. All these morons saying ''He's not a good QB'' were the same ones saying he should be a Heisman candidate after the ND game. If Shane was playing this year instead of Gardner we'd probably have something like 4 wins. Devin's scrambling has gotten us key first downs. When you've been sacked how many times you'd be skittish too. Damn it now I'm getting all pissed off at Funk again. Fire Funk (and Borges)!

uofmdds96

November 25th, 2013 at 1:59 PM ^

Is This buried in this thread to not sway betting lines and give info to the enemy?

This tweet would be the cause of general board meltdown if it had it's own thread.  It is Henne's senior game vs OSU all over again.  Damn you Angry Michigan Shoulder Hating God!

Chunks the Hobo

November 25th, 2013 at 11:27 AM ^

I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.

Soulfire21

November 25th, 2013 at 11:46 AM ^

 

When she woke up and realized she was still in Columbus:

"Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance, and I've always looked up to Mike Vick, and I always will."

More misspellings, this time at the national championship game:

 

OSU fan caught masturbating in public library

PasadenaFan

November 25th, 2013 at 12:46 PM ^

Oh how I hate OHIO State, eff them.

That being said, let's look for a UM team that plays out of their shoes!

Please Borges in your second to last game, please call a game that adjusts to things you see on the D and adjust to their adjustments in the second half.

Devin keep doing what your doing. You are the man. With o line blocking you will be fine enough to make some good passes.

Line please block. Tlaylor. Please man up and make the oline grab their jock straps for once.

RBs. Make it happen and please let the Freshman PLAY!

D. You guys are the shit. We thank you

Go Blue. We will beat these bastards!!!!