Before Further Review: Mike McDonald's defense revealed
Guys I learned how Mike McDonald's defense will operate this year.
0-0-11 is the new defense. That's right we are going to line up 11 defensive backs each play. Imagine Aiden Hutchinson lining up at free safety and crushing that Ohio state receiver running a post route.
Imagine other guys doing defensive back things all over the field. Imagine covering that tackle who is not ever going to run a route. I bet that guy never catches a pass. Imagine not knowing when or if the blitz is coming and also Imagine not knowing what a blitz is
Mazi Smith has won the CB 5 position and Josh Ross will line up as a safety. Jesse Speight is thr starting nickleback. He's looking at photographs every time he do it makes him laugh.
So there you have it folks. From a guy who knows what a football is, there is your defensive preview.
Take care and enjoy the footballs
Go Blue
September 4th, 2021 at 12:34 AM ^
Sorry I spelled his name wrong. Its MACDONALD THE GOAT
Sorry mods I didn't mean to make anyone upset. I was just goofing off. Please delete so everyone can save their tears for the game thread today.
September 5th, 2021 at 8:07 AM ^
I thought it was funny.
September 4th, 2021 at 12:36 AM ^
Trust me on this one. I'm inside
September 4th, 2021 at 12:38 AM ^
I bet you say that to all the ladies.
September 4th, 2021 at 12:44 AM ^
Are you aware of the danger that asbestos poses to all of humanity?
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.
September 4th, 2021 at 4:44 AM ^
I hope you went to bed after this post.
September 4th, 2021 at 9:23 AM ^
I’m glad I went to bed before this post
September 4th, 2021 at 12:38 AM ^
Meh; boo, even if drunk.
September 4th, 2021 at 12:39 AM ^
This is the correct response.
I'm up with pregame jitters. Thought I'd try to be funny. I'll do better next time
September 4th, 2021 at 2:05 AM ^
I thought it was hilarious, truly.
September 4th, 2021 at 3:45 AM ^
It would've been better if you weren't trying...now I just feel bad.
September 4th, 2021 at 6:47 AM ^
It's not your best work, but it is still a lot better than a US Open Tennis thread on the morning of game day.
September 4th, 2021 at 1:14 AM ^
Seriously. I get pretty drunk on the weekends and peruse this board a lot, I’ve never once had a desire to shitpost a random topic. I could have a fifth of Jefferson’s in me and make a better, more coherent topic.
September 4th, 2021 at 1:22 AM ^
Uh good for you I guess. I mean I set the bar pretty high I guess.
BTW lighten up its 1am. Its okay to have a little bit of fun.
Now get off my lawn
September 4th, 2021 at 1:22 AM ^
Uh good for you I guess. I mean I set the bar pretty high I guess.
BTW lighten up its 1am. Its okay to have a little bit of fun.
Now get off my lawn
September 4th, 2021 at 1:56 AM ^
This has been a prime year for shitposting, everyone is kind of over it. If you have an intuitive take, insider information or frankly just something compelling, sure, post it.
September 4th, 2021 at 2:04 AM ^
Even if we disagree I still love and respect you. You're absolutely correct I probably went over the top. I'm sorry and if you're ever in Northern Michigan I'll buy you a beer.
Have a good night and go blue!
September 4th, 2021 at 11:08 AM ^
Great, by your standards there’s only going to be like 2 posts per week…What am I supposed to do with all this extra time that used to be spent sifting through garbage posts???
September 4th, 2021 at 10:28 AM ^
I think he was aware it was taboo but was just so excited that he wanted to hug all of mgoblog knowing full well no one else wants a hug. My gf does much worse for attention
September 4th, 2021 at 12:39 AM ^
Wow. Stop drinking and go to bed, or you won't be able to regain consciousness in time to watch the game. Whenever you do get up, it will be with regret for this post.
September 4th, 2021 at 12:41 AM ^
Sorry I let you down
September 4th, 2021 at 12:43 AM ^
You'll get negged for this post, but you'll get the last laugh when Michigan is running the first ever 4-0-7 later this year
September 4th, 2021 at 12:45 AM ^
See Blake you could be my defensive coordinator.
I believe in you man
September 4th, 2021 at 12:47 AM ^
Imagine a 4-7 defense where all 7 DBs are like Sean Taylors. That would be an unreal defense...
September 4th, 2021 at 12:49 AM ^
Found my LB coach.
Guys we're building something here.
I believe in us
September 4th, 2021 at 1:28 AM ^
We just gotta stay humble, not listen to the hype, and keep setting the bar up in the sky
September 4th, 2021 at 1:42 AM ^
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September 4th, 2021 at 1:52 AM ^
If you run 0 0 11, are you allowed to leverage the center on field goals? It’s the football version of castling in chess.
September 4th, 2021 at 3:55 AM ^
That’s called prevent…
September 4th, 2021 at 12:47 AM ^
Obligatory. All credits go to Ron Burgundy. I hold no rights to the following.
January 3rd, 2021 at 1:54 AM ^
I would love to know the story that went behind this post. It's 1:20 in the morning. You're lying in bed, pitch black. Suddenly, your eyes shoot wide open. It's 2016 again. You've tried so hard to forget, but the memories just won't go away. Phenomenal?? Why do people say it was a good year?? We lost 3 games!!!!! You play to win the game but these frickin' internet bozos still think it was a good year!!!!!
This won't stand. Not if I can do anything about it. I rush to my computer, turn it on, enter my password "FIREHARBAUGH". It takes a few attempts, but i finally spell it correctly. I minimize the Youtube window of the 1995 OSU game where Biakabutaka ran wild that I always keep running in the background. Those were better days.
I open Bing and go to Yahoo.com. I Yahoo search for "Google". I click the top link and google search for "mgoblog". Click on mgoboard. Make my post. This is my shot, I will enlighten the masses -- 2016 was NOT a good season. Done. Easy.
I go back to bed. My job here is done. People will understand now. I sleep easy knowing I will wake up to ALL of the upvotes. They will probably make me a moderator. And people will finally stop saying 2016 was a phenomenal season.
September 4th, 2021 at 12:50 AM ^
Honestly i ate about 200 mg of edibles about 90 minutes ago and the colors are starting to pop.
I'm on vacation so let the good times roll
September 4th, 2021 at 1:01 AM ^
Pant. Remove. Feel free. Absorb.
Am I dying?
September 4th, 2021 at 12:48 AM ^
If true, one of our DT’s turned CB should win the Thorpe award for going the whole season without surrendering a single completion.
September 4th, 2021 at 12:51 AM ^
Its gonna happen plus he's also going to win the Heisman because why the hell not.
September 4th, 2021 at 3:41 AM ^
When MeanJoe is the voice of coherent thought in a thread, we are all doomed.