Evolution of a Buckeye Loss (from the perspective of fans)... Enjoy!

Submitted by Libertine on

Quotes taken from Buckeye fans on Bucknuts' "Around the 'Shoe"

 

Let's go Bucks!!!

Wooooo!!!!

Pick bitches!!!!

Throw the ball down the field

Can't afford to piss away a good chance to put points on the board. Clemson isn't fooled by QB run right and QB run left.

But if we score only 7 points this half, our offense is awesome.

This conservative O game plan already worries me

If they're gonna run JT all night it's not gonna end well. The whole world sees it coming.

Offense needs to wake the hell up. They've pissed they're first two series away

Great kickoff return. Let's see if they can take advantage of it.

This offense dammit

We do not look like we have practiced offensively in the past month. SMH

Retarded play calling

have they tried to even run weber yet?

Paging Mike Weber

throw the fucking ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking mother fucker Cocksucker

We're lucky it's only 3-0

I hate to say it but I get the feeling this game will be over by halftime.

We're being out coached.

Is Weber injured?

Who is Weber? Oh, nvm, he's a running back. We all know they only give the ball to the RBs about ten times a game.

I took a shit and that play was still developing

Running circles around the OSU staff.

Catch the punt. Our punt return us terrible!

This offense and coaches has not a clue

Maybe we should let our RUNNING BACK try.

Weber gained over 1000 yards right?

Maybe Weber can have a carry?

I am so pissed. Why pass on 2nd and 2. Why not run Weber.

Watson mom is a whore.

Fucking pussy call fucking pussies

1 fucking carry for Weber and it was for 6 yards. God damn preschoolers on our coaching staff

How far we have fallen.

Beer lots of beer

Weber has average speed, average power, cant catch. Got tackled in open space by the smallest Clemson DB.

Fuck this. (Weber fumble)

Fucking pussy ass horse shit. (Weber fumble)

Fuck the offense. Fuck all of them. (Weber fumble)

Get that piece of shit Weber out of there. You can't hold the ball? Sit on the sideline and hold your jock, bitch.

Lateral plays are worthless and for pussies.

Why do they run plays where they always lose yards. I'm literally baffled

Um fuck8ng retards wtf are u calling

I hate that stupid Gatorade commercial.

10 million dollar staff fuck you

Just punt on first down.

I'm glad I'm not a coach. I'd beat my players for being that stupid.

And that's why his daddy left him.

Urban, punch a Clemson player! As is tradition.

If Joey Bosa is in attendance, time for Urban to send him up in the box and curb stomp Warriner and Beck

The WORST part of this most embarrassing loss is I have to go to work and face Ped State and ttun alumni.

I'm embarrassed. Fuck Urban Meyer.

"The band hasn't quit". Best quote of the night.

OSU's offense has joined the list of 2016 celebrity deaths

These damn coaches need to be shot.

We need to recruit better, I lnow this class is highly rated but we are not on Bama or Clemson's level. Urban has been bitched slap.

Can't wait to hear the excuses from Urbs.

What worries me is whether Urban's OSU peaked in 2014.

I can't stomach Herbie anymore the fucker is the most fake Buckeye I have ever heard

Even ttun was competitive, effing hell.

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maize-blue

January 1st, 2017 at 11:30 AM ^

Agree. Their program was lucky that it didn't suffer much of a downtime after the Tressel debacle. While UM is effectively in year two of a rebuild/turnaround. OSU has had much better stability than UM over the past 8 years and have a head start so to speak.

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Perkis-Size Me

January 1st, 2017 at 9:37 AM ^

Spoiled rotten fans who have never realized how good they really have it. You made the playoffs without even winning your own division, much less your own conference. And you didn't even have to be the 4 seed. Quit bitching.

If they ever went through a down period like what Michigan has gone through, the entire city of Columbus would be reduced to rubble. They wouldn't know what to do with themselves.

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Ty Butterfield

January 1st, 2017 at 11:28 AM ^

Not even close. Cooper wasn't even close to how bad things were under RR and Hoke. Cooper won 111 games in 13 seasons. Cooper just could not beat Michigan. In 1995 and I think 1996 OSU was undefeated coming into The Game. OSU has not had an extended down period in a long time.

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Hugh Jass

January 1st, 2017 at 10:33 AM ^

this is not real.  Everything is spelled correctly and sentence structure is good - cannot be Suckeye fans writing this......HAHAHAHAHAHAHa

 

GO BLUE

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Jimmyisgod

January 1st, 2017 at 12:10 PM ^

That OSU O Line was bad all year long. Too many youngsters. Clemson's front 7 was impressive. FSU's front 7 might have had 20 TFLs against OSU. Watching Bama and Clemson the size and athleticism of their front 7s really stands out. That's what we're trying to build here, but we have a ways to go.

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