The new future, and 2012.4
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Everybody that has even a half brain knew last week that Michigan will beat Purdue - that certainly did not require the power of THE KNOWLEDGE to peek into the future
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This week, everybody that has even a half brain knows that Michigan will beat Illinois - this doesn't require a revelation from THE KNOWLEDGE either
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yes
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however, the actual game score is much harder to predict. THE KNOWLEDGE had mentioned last week that Michigan will easily defeat Purdue regardless of any irregularities in the spatio-temporal continuum, thus implying that the score will be one sided
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many competitors in THE CHALLENGE 2012.3 took the clue and predicted a crushing defeat of the Boilers
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE will formally congratulate the winners of this and previous editions as well as the current (2012.4) edition of THE CHALLENGE by awarding the POTW next week
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the reason is rather simple: next week is a virtual bye week for Michigan, and we will have time to talk about other things than the insignificant challenge posed by the spartans from east lansing
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yes
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as for this post, THE KNOWLEDGE is happy to reveal that the second discontinuity event reported in the previous post has occurred and the future is now clear
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Michigan will finish the season 12-2
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this is the same as the record in the original future, but the opponent to whom Michigan loses has obviously been changed
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now, Michigan shall not lose another game this season, and will win the Rose Bowl
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as usual, those that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE will be left in the dust as THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar when this revelation is shown to be accurate when the progress of time makes the future the past
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2012.4 is now open. predict the correct score of the Michigan-Illinois game to be the POTW
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pointers to the game:
- Michigan will score very many points, and win easily again
- Illinois will not score many points, and their coach will not chew tobacco on their sideline this time
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yes
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October 12th, 2012 at 11:45 AM ^
commence
October 12th, 2012 at 1:27 PM ^
/not actually serious
Although, this score would be hilarious.
October 12th, 2012 at 11:50 AM ^
UM 45 Ill 13
October 12th, 2012 at 11:52 AM ^
UM 42 IL 6
October 12th, 2012 at 11:55 AM ^
UM 45 IL 6
October 14th, 2012 at 3:35 PM ^
That was a great guess.
October 12th, 2012 at 11:56 AM ^
Because life never happens the way you think it should happen.
And I'm always wrong, so, there's that motivation too.
October 12th, 2012 at 11:58 AM ^
44-19. Do I need to put a winner?
October 12th, 2012 at 12:04 PM ^
35-3 UM
October 12th, 2012 at 12:05 PM ^
28-7 Michigan.
Yes.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:30 PM ^
EDIT: My lowly self tried tried to find fault in the prediction of THE_KNOWLEDGE. Never again.
EDIT 2: Modified due to weather forecast.
42-7
October 12th, 2012 at 12:06 PM ^
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Scheelhaase's rotary engine shall be no match for Dilithium
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Michigan 48, Illinois 10
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yes
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October 12th, 2012 at 12:09 PM ^
and claimed "they've been thinking about this for a while".. what bs..are you not even going to call them out on this??
October 12th, 2012 at 12:11 PM ^
41-15, Michigan. That's right.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:12 PM ^
42-14 MICHIGAN FERGODSAKES
October 12th, 2012 at 12:27 PM ^
Michigan 44-17
October 12th, 2012 at 12:28 PM ^
October 12th, 2012 at 12:28 PM ^
Mich - 40
Illinois - 17
I love you knowledge, but running the table seems slightly unprobable. OSU at the shoe will not be easy
October 12th, 2012 at 12:35 PM ^
31-0
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yes.
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October 12th, 2012 at 4:18 PM ^
I also predict 51-9.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:39 PM ^
38-16 Michigan
October 12th, 2012 at 12:44 PM ^
35-13 Michigan
October 12th, 2012 at 12:46 PM ^
Michigan 21
Ilinois 3
Game is called at halftime because of thunder.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:55 PM ^
UM 48 Ill 7
October 12th, 2012 at 12:59 PM ^
35 - 9 michigan
October 12th, 2012 at 1:00 PM ^
It will rain heavily
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yes
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UM 34 - ILL 17
October 12th, 2012 at 1:05 PM ^
Michigan by 31
yes
October 12th, 2012 at 1:19 PM ^
UM - 41
Ill - 13
Denard doesn't see the fourth quarter.
October 12th, 2012 at 1:20 PM ^
41-20
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Bellomy will throw a pass
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it will hit the turf
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yes
October 12th, 2012 at 1:28 PM ^
Michigan 45 Illinois 20
October 13th, 2012 at 8:09 PM ^
Beano did us the courtesy of departing gracefully.
45-0
October 13th, 2012 at 10:57 PM ^
good call, matey!!!
EDIT: my ability to judge whether or not that was a prediction or statement of fact was piss-poor.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:01 PM ^
^ BOOOH THAT MAN
October 12th, 2012 at 11:15 PM ^
Look here buddy, the Knowledge is the fuckin' man! By far my favorite poster on this site!
I predict
Uof M 58
Illinois 10
October 12th, 2012 at 1:35 PM ^
UM 38-9.
Funchess w/ 2 scores.
October 12th, 2012 at 1:38 PM ^
if it rains
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Michigan 24 - Illinois 3
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if it does not rain
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Michigan 38 - Illinois 6
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yes
October 12th, 2012 at 1:55 PM ^
UM 51
ILL 10
October 12th, 2012 at 1:58 PM ^
M - 38
I - 6
In the rain
That "I" is illinois, not me playing the Wolverines all by myself. That score would be more lopsided.
October 12th, 2012 at 1:58 PM ^
56 - 23
Go Blue
October 12th, 2012 at 2:09 PM ^
38-13.
October 12th, 2012 at 2:12 PM ^
59-13 Michigan
October 12th, 2012 at 2:27 PM ^
Mich-48
Illini-3
October 15th, 2012 at 8:43 PM ^
good estimate by you.
October 12th, 2012 at 2:45 PM ^
65-63 3ot
October 12th, 2012 at 4:56 PM ^
Too soon.
October 12th, 2012 at 2:49 PM ^
October 12th, 2012 at 3:05 PM ^
Michigan - 36
Illinois - 2
October 12th, 2012 at 3:20 PM ^
Bad snap on only punt-goes through end zone
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