Open Thread: Wild Speculation Invited
If there's one thing we've learned from the Mattison hire it's that good things happen when you speculate wildly and start rumors. I see no other way this could have been pulled off.
Since today has been so effing positive I want to see some EFFING SWEET speculation!
Please refrain from negging one another so as to foster/encourage said wild speculation - also because it's officially late night.
WOOO!!!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:05 AM ^
I heard we will land 5-star defensive end Ray Drew! YAY!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:12 AM ^
there is legitimate speculation about Drew. don't know if you stated that knowingly or just made that up on the spot.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:21 AM ^
Wait... Really?
January 19th, 2011 at 12:12 AM ^
Dee Hart is currently wearing Michigan Boxers!!!!!
January 19th, 2011 at 8:25 AM ^
I heard Jake Long and Woodley have one more year of eligibility left and are contemplating putting the winged helmet on one more year!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:05 AM ^
POS BANG party 4 threads down!!! OR we can carry it on over here, has that been done before???? woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:10 AM ^
that's the beauty of it! You can do whatever you want because we got Mattison!!!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:17 AM ^
One of us is seriously slap-happy right now, and it isn't me :-)
January 19th, 2011 at 12:06 AM ^
This thread will have between 125-130 replies within one hour.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:08 AM ^
I heard Mattison already has an silent commit from Jadavian Clowney after sending him this:
January 19th, 2011 at 12:09 AM ^
I've heard the same news about Trey DePreist and Curtis Grant.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:27 AM ^
Trey DePriest is already enrolled at Alabama.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:20 AM ^
Mattison's committing violations already?
January 19th, 2011 at 12:09 AM ^
Speculation is that Michigan Robot will decommit. He will be taking another visit this weekend, this one to UCLA, in order to be closer to the other Transformers/Robots:
January 19th, 2011 at 12:12 AM ^
After Hoke and Mattison get done with Campbell, Michigan Robot will probably request to transfer anyway since he wouldn't be seeing any playing time.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:12 AM ^
Sick and tired of the looming threat that is losing his scholarship, Dee Hart will transfer to Michigan. He will do this by handing the ball to Mike Martin (who runs in for a touchdown, of course) and marching over to Michigan's sideline to don a winged helmet during the third quarter of the "Rumble in JerryLand". After a Michigan W Brady Hoke, and the rest of the team, will walk out to midfield and give Saban a big fat one-fingered victory salute.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:17 AM ^
so you got the NCAA granting Mike Martin a 5th year in 2012 because he's Mike Martin! I like it.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:23 AM ^
Yes, he was granted an unprecedented medical redshirt despite competing in all 14 of Michigan's games in 2011. His injury was "we only went to the Rose Bowl" and the affidavit from a physician was a picture of Mike Martin flexing.
January 19th, 2011 at 1:21 AM ^
In response to this inquiry, Denard just tweeted the following after returning from the future (after a harmless game of tag with his little cousins caused an accidental time warp):
"What happened was is that Mike Martin became so enormous that they actually counted him as two people. Since such an event was unprecedented in NCAA history, they decided that Martin's 2nd self could not legally be declared ineligible."
January 19th, 2011 at 1:30 PM ^
That's assuming that in the future resets can be more that 150 characters haha
January 19th, 2011 at 1:31 PM ^
Tweets instead stupid iPhone
January 19th, 2011 at 12:11 AM ^
Word on the street is that Charles Woodson will retire and become Michigan's Defensive Backs coach. On whether or not he would retire mid-way through the Packer's playoff run, Woodson had this to say:
"If coach Hoke offered me the position, I would take it in a heartbeat. No questions asked. Money wouldn't even be an issue, because, after all, i'm Charles Woodson."
January 19th, 2011 at 12:12 AM ^
wild what?!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:14 AM ^
I do not see what you did there. but +1 anyway/
January 19th, 2011 at 12:23 AM ^
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speculum_(medical)
You're welcome, and I'm sorry. Innocence never lasts anyway.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:18 AM ^
As a medical student, I get gynecology humor. +1
January 19th, 2011 at 12:49 AM ^
just no free time.
nor sunlight.
and likely no chicks.
ah, how i miss the sweet, sweet smells of cadaver lab in the morn, and cdiff in the afternoon. yummy!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:22 AM ^
It's some sort of sick mechanical bird that eats ovaries for breakfast, right?
Well, if it'll help us beat OSU, I'm down.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:12 AM ^
Little Boren will transfer from tOSU and say they have lost ........their family values.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:13 AM ^
Jernigan to Michigan.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:14 AM ^
I heard that I will be proclaimed "His Holiness BlueDragon I" and rule with an iron fist over the central Ohio region. I also heard that my first action will be selling tSIO campus to the Chinese to make Nike jerseys at low, low costs to the consumer.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:13 AM ^
Wayne Lyons said that he wants to be the next Ed Reed and is a silent commit to Michigan
Kris Frost finally figured out that LB is his best position and wants to go to Michigan
Ray Drew wants to be the next Suggs and is a silent commit to Michigan
Tim Jernigan said why the fuck not and is a silent commit to Michigan
Lawrence Thomas gave a big FUCK you to MSU and is a silent commit to Michigan
Doran Grant wants to be the next Woodson so he's a silent commit to Michigan,
oh, Vance Bedford's coming back too
speculationzzzz!1!!!!!!1!11
January 19th, 2011 at 12:14 AM ^
Krist Frost just gave Chizik the pimp hand is currently walking to Ann Arbor to play for the Wolverines.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:13 AM ^
Mattison snake oils Ha-Ha, who brings Dee Hart with him.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:15 AM ^
I heard that Rich Rod was coming back to Michigan for another year...
HOWEVER
not to coach, but to play safety or even linebacker!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:16 AM ^
By the middle of next season, the defense will be playing up to full Mattison expectations. After the severe beatings they put on OSU and then in our bowl game, Alabama will try to forfeit our 2012 game (albeit unsuccessfully).
January 19th, 2011 at 12:17 AM ^
"Super Fans." (a/k/a "Da Bears"; Robert Smygiel, George Wendt, Mike Meyers and Chris Farley)
And Brady Hoke is "Ditka."
January 19th, 2011 at 12:19 AM ^
I had the Polish Sausage for breakfast.
January 19th, 2011 at 1:33 AM ^
Who would win in a fight? Mattison or a Hurricane?
Oh come on that's easy! Mattison.
Wait but the hurricane... is Hurricane... Mattison.
January 19th, 2011 at 8:00 AM ^
I don't know man... have you seen the Hurricane?
January 19th, 2011 at 12:17 AM ^
is petitioning the NCAA to return for his senior year.
January 19th, 2011 at 1:47 AM ^
And while we're on the subject, you know what really grinds my gears? She's totally against nudity. Ya know? I mean, c'mon, who doesn't like boobs? Kate Austen - that's who. I mean, even a little sideboob, out of the question. And that people, is what grinds my gears.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:23 AM ^
Weis to take over the bucks.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:20 AM ^
the NCAA just approved charles woodson for 1 more year of eligibility, hoke said he would be starting at DB, WR, and kicker!
January 19th, 2011 at 12:21 AM ^
Man, being excited like this for M football feels so much better than the DOOM experience. I've missed it.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:21 AM ^
and soon to verbal.