January 18th, 2011 at 8:25 PM ^
that I drank so much during the season and days after that I already forgot who GERG was.
January 18th, 2011 at 9:43 PM ^
Lucky.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:27 PM ^
We finally got the right Greg.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:30 PM ^
MERG!
No?....I'll run with it.
January 18th, 2011 at 9:41 PM ^
You're probably going to get a +1 from me everytime I see you post just for that line in your signature. Can't wait for Archer to be on again.
Oh, and on topic, I wonder what GERG and his fantastic hair/inability to coach a defense will be up to next season...
January 18th, 2011 at 8:32 PM ^
Greg "mothafuckin' gatling gun" Mattison
January 18th, 2011 at 9:02 PM ^
Greg "Mothafuckin' gatling gun" Mattison holding a gatling gun, to symbolize how we are about to be mowing down offenses. Bitches. A gif would be ideal, but I'm not picky.
January 19th, 2011 at 6:13 PM ^
I'm considering an animated .gif series out of this.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:32 PM ^
I'll call him GOD if he gets us in the top 50 in scoring defense.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:33 PM ^
Still need a D-line coach, right? And a QB coach?
January 18th, 2011 at 8:34 PM ^
Type carefully my friends.
January 18th, 2011 at 9:37 PM ^
January 18th, 2011 at 11:35 PM ^
I'm definitely thanking God for this hire for sure.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:34 PM ^
I may be in the minority but I hope the GERG nickname stays and GREG adopts it. GERG just adds a laugh into everyones day.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:48 PM ^
apparently not
January 18th, 2011 at 8:56 PM ^
Guess I am in the minority. I am a fearless rebellion though GERG will live on.
January 18th, 2011 at 9:51 PM ^
January 19th, 2011 at 5:53 PM ^
The GERG nickname can live on - if it's in reference to Greg Robinson. Not the current Greg who is DC.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:34 PM ^
He's all business!
January 18th, 2011 at 8:38 PM ^
You got my vote
January 18th, 2011 at 8:44 PM ^
That is it!
January 18th, 2011 at 8:35 PM ^
how about just "G."
no explanation needed.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:41 PM ^
We need to say, "Look at that GD defense!"
Then everyone could get rattled because of the possible flagrant cussing...with that said...ain't nothin but a g thang baby.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:35 PM ^
Coach the Ravens?
NEVERMORE.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:37 PM ^
big difference
January 18th, 2011 at 8:38 PM ^
So I'm relatively new to the site...can someone please fill me in on how the name GERG originated?
January 18th, 2011 at 8:58 PM ^
Back when he was at Syracuse, the blog EDSBS wrote an article on him and accidentally typed "Gerg" instead of "Greg," then decided it seemed somehow appropriate for him. I forgot how it ended up in all caps.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:39 PM ^
anagrams to "Megaton Grits".
I'm sold.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:43 PM ^
From now on, I shall call him this.
January 18th, 2011 at 10:59 PM ^
I LIKE it.
January 19th, 2011 at 4:30 PM ^
Megatron Stig
As a fan of both Transformers and Top Gear, I need no further proof that Coach Mattison is our guy.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:39 PM ^
The top-5 OSU teams that were largely shut down by his defenses in '95 and '96 would agree.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:40 PM ^
His nickname should be "GMAT".......because he's all business.
Edit: Fuck, I'm not quite as uniquely clever as I thought.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:41 PM ^
Beat by Undefeated Dream Season 1992 by a few minutes. That doesn't mean I don't still love it.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:42 PM ^
I'm so excited about this new defensive staff... With Hoke and Mattison maybe there's hope to resurrect Big Will... I mean come on, the guy is 6'5 300 pounds
January 18th, 2011 at 8:42 PM ^
I will sure miss his hair. Somebody should photoshop his hair on Mattison.
January 19th, 2011 at 12:09 AM ^
That is epic. +1 to you sir.
January 19th, 2011 at 8:16 AM ^
GMAT this rug asap. I don't know, but he just looks distinguished in that hair. I'm talking the President of the United States distinguished (almost as prestigeous a position as the DC of the UM Wolverines, but not quite).
January 18th, 2011 at 8:43 PM ^
I just checked Greg's wikipedia page, and it already says he's our DC. Wow people are quick to that sort of thing.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:56 PM ^
he no longer has a page on the Ravens website
January 18th, 2011 at 8:52 PM ^
May GERG RIP. Onward and upward. No more amazingly uncovered receivers multiple times per game on the same play. No more stuffed beaver petting. No more "I have no idea what to do" looks by the DC. No more switching players around just to try something different. And no more 3-3-5.
God Bless America and M Football!
Welcome GMAT!
January 18th, 2011 at 9:07 PM ^
No more picking your nose on the sidelines.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:57 PM ^
Let's pray that he dosn't bring a stuffed raven with him.