Hoping for a dream second week
January 18th, 2011 at 3:46 AM ^
5. Receive hour long massage with happy ending.
January 18th, 2011 at 4:55 AM ^
1. Fly to asia.
2. Bring lots of cash
3.???
4. Profits!
January 18th, 2011 at 12:38 PM ^
No need to venture all the way to Asia for a happy ending.
January 18th, 2011 at 3:13 PM ^
Heck, there are billboards advertising them on I-94.
January 18th, 2011 at 3:19 PM ^
I'm getting one right now.
January 18th, 2011 at 4:05 AM ^
6. Get dome while blown ...... TGOD
January 18th, 2011 at 4:10 AM ^
Yup, definitely. A blumpkin would be exquisite.
January 18th, 2011 at 4:21 AM ^
8. win a large sum of money that i can live off of for the rest of my life
January 18th, 2011 at 4:44 AM ^
9.Kill the Turtles finally.
January 18th, 2011 at 9:19 AM ^
I like Turtles!!
(and zombies)
January 18th, 2011 at 10:16 AM ^
I was going to be pissed, until I saw your name/avatar.
The Shredder will never win, you might as well give up.
January 18th, 2011 at 5:11 AM ^
January 18th, 2011 at 6:01 AM ^
January 18th, 2011 at 6:10 AM ^
Yea I know thats number 7, so what?!
January 18th, 2011 at 6:29 AM ^
... or some good recruits...
January 18th, 2011 at 6:47 AM ^
you typed "Hoking" wrong in your subject
January 18th, 2011 at 7:36 AM ^
14. NCAA finally brings down the hammer on OSU
January 18th, 2011 at 7:39 AM ^
Buy some more Tim Tebow jerseys...
January 18th, 2011 at 8:21 AM ^
We learn that Mike Tyson still wants to eat Lennox Lewis's children.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:31 AM ^
17. Ménage à trois with these Michigan faithful...
January 18th, 2011 at 8:41 AM ^
...French will correct me, but wouldn't that be a ménage à huit?
January 18th, 2011 at 3:20 PM ^
Ladies are awesome. Who's with me?
January 18th, 2011 at 10:15 AM ^
I'll take the one on the far left (from our vantage point). She's giving me the eye anyhow.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:39 AM ^
18. Not freak out anymore about shit we can't control.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:43 AM ^
Stop checking threads that are meaningless
January 18th, 2011 at 8:47 AM ^
get out of this damn sarlacc!
January 18th, 2011 at 9:27 AM ^
You do escape. Why do I have to know that...
January 18th, 2011 at 8:55 AM ^
21. Stop being a douche bag and controlling the other members of Coon and Friends
January 18th, 2011 at 9:08 AM ^
My dream week as far as recruiting:
1-DT's
2-OL
3-Kicker
4-Quarterback
5-LB
I am really of the opinion that our DB recruiting is fine. We have a ton of young guys on the roster that should pan out given another year. We need to make sure both sides of the line stay strong, and linemen almost always need a redshirt year, so getting them now is important. Kicker is self explanatory. We do need a quarterback now that Tate is taking a hiatus. Who will be our number 3 if both Denard and Devin go down? I've heard Jake Ryan is stepping it up at LB, and Demens has impressed, but we also need to develop depth there.
January 18th, 2011 at 9:34 AM ^
Wake up from my Michigan sports nightmare.
January 18th, 2011 at 9:38 AM ^
23. Solve that f-ing cube.
January 18th, 2011 at 9:59 AM ^
You shouldn't drink iso-propyl alcohol.
January 18th, 2011 at 10:13 AM ^
close office window. Only three floors but still deadly enough.
January 18th, 2011 at 10:15 AM ^
Agreed. Glad someones feelin optimistic.
January 18th, 2011 at 11:16 AM ^
Stop glaring back and forth between the bottle of xanax and the pack of cigarettes.
January 18th, 2011 at 11:37 AM ^
To never Urban Dictionary the word "Blumpkin" and remain in my 40-something ignorance and bliss.
January 18th, 2011 at 12:19 PM ^
Thanks for the warning shot...I was just heading there!
January 18th, 2011 at 1:42 PM ^
Too late...and I'm not even 40 yet.
January 18th, 2011 at 11:39 AM ^
Learn how to ride a bike.
January 18th, 2011 at 3:21 PM ^
28. Become invisible.