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11/30/2018 - 10:16am I came here to say this…

I came here to say this. This might be the best recruiting class we've had with Beilein, but he's definitely comparing our class to the traditional powers in BBall. Duke had 4 players in the top 10 or something stupid like that.

11/29/2018 - 1:03pm The turnover chain before it…

The turnover chain before it was cool and then wasn't cool again.

11/28/2018 - 7:21pm If you're referring to the…

If you're referring to the criticism after the ND game, I don't think an apology is necessary. I wasn't vocal about it, but he did not have a good game and he acknowledges that. Having said that, Jon is a shining example of what the late pop star Aaliyah sang about many years ago. 

If at first you don't succeed (first you don't succeed)

You can dust it off and try again

You can dust it off and try again...try again......try again.

11/28/2018 - 10:09am I am not on the "FIRE PEP"…

I am not on the "FIRE PEP" train at all, but I do have complaints about how he operates when down multiple scores. We saw it in both losses:

Running out of time down multiple scores? Let's just run it up the middle with Higdon on first down.

Sure that didn't work, but it'll work on second down with Evans. 

Shit, it's third and 10.....oooh lets run a long developing play with only two routes. That'll surely do the trick. 

Darn. Welp, next time we're in third and 10 I'll be sure to call a 5 yard out route. #FoolProof

I'm overall happy with the offense this year, and 39 points is usually enough in this rivalry, but there's little-to-no adapting the game plan in the middle of the game with this offense.  

11/22/2018 - 1:51am Don't say it.

Don't say it…

Don't say it.

Don't say it.

Don't say it.

Don't say it.

Don't say it.

Don't say it.

La Fleur

11/20/2018 - 1:44pm Relative to what?

Relative to what?

11/20/2018 - 12:38pm His is the only RB high…

His is the only RB high school tape that I really liked since Toussaint, and I like Zach's even better.

  • Deveon Smith had good film, but I could tell that he wasn't a game breaker speed-wise.
  • Derrick Green's tape wasn't good. He was just a big dude who could run kind of fast.
  • Ty Isaak had decent tape, but he played terrible competition and was hardly touched. 
  • O'Maury Samuels' tape was really good, but again, he's playing against a bunch of nobodies. 
  • Kareem Walkers was good, but it didn't stand out like a 5-star/high 4-star should.

Jarbrill's film would have qualified as tape I really liked, but obviously he wasn't recruited as a RB.

11/20/2018 - 10:01am I hate to say it, but you're…

I hate to say it, but you're letting this whole board down. 

11/20/2018 - 9:56am Eh, fuck numbers. How do you…

Eh, fuck numbers. How do you feel going into the game, BlueLikeJazz? (Don't respond here, create another thread please.) 

11/20/2018 - 9:55am Okay we have a thread about…

Okay we have a thread about anxiety/nervousness and a thread about optimism. Who's going to do the pessimistic thread? ak47? You on that one, bud?

11/20/2018 - 9:51am OSU relied on one play to go…

OSU relied on one play to go their way, and they apparently did enough to win the game. Just because it's a close game doesn't mean you have no right to complain about biased refs.

11/19/2018 - 11:03am I'm a little lost. 

I'm a little lost. 

11/17/2018 - 6:46pm Yes. Someone stab #72.

Yes. Someone stab #72.

11/17/2018 - 12:29pm Search reddit cfb streams 

Search reddit cfb streams 

11/17/2018 - 11:50am Did they say they're…

Did they say they're expected to play today, or just in general? This is an important distinction.

11/17/2018 - 11:32am Peace be with you

Peace be with you

11/16/2018 - 3:05pm Tate Martell kind of looks…

Tate Martell kind of looks like a much smaller, much douchier version of Ivan Drago


11/15/2018 - 2:53pm Up. Come on up. 

Up. Come on up. 

11/15/2018 - 10:14am ....I get it....

....I get it....

11/13/2018 - 12:02pm The players coming out don't…

The players coming out don't necessarily have to fight for playing time though. I'll wait to see where this story goes before I develop an opinion on it. 

11/09/2018 - 1:42pm That's not the one, but I…

That's not the one, but I enjoyed every second!

11/09/2018 - 11:05am There's another video of him…

There's another video of him mic'd up as the 49ers head coach that I can no longer find. It shows him during practice and during games. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen of him. The 49ers took it off their website, so I have no idea where to look for it.

11/08/2018 - 9:46am It made me aggressively fefn…

It made me aggressively fefn™. That is to Forcefully Exhale From Nose. I created this to remove LOL from my vocabulary in an attempt to more accurately describe my reactions. I hardly ever LOL in a texting situation. 

11/07/2018 - 3:56pm KURT COBAIN WAS MURDERED


11/07/2018 - 11:58am Yes....squid pro row.

Yes....squid pro row.

11/06/2018 - 11:05am He had a big run on us last…

He had a big run on us last year. I'm not exactly worried about him running, but I wouldn't go as far to say that he provides "zero run threat."

11/06/2018 - 10:34am Relative to other highlight…

Relative to other highlight tape music, it is great. That's not saying much, but it's something.

11/06/2018 - 10:23am SACK TIME!


11/05/2018 - 3:35pm I like the stickers a lot, I…

I like the stickers a lot, I just wish they were a little bit smaller. I don't know exactly what gets a player a sticker, so I can't really add to that. 

11/05/2018 - 11:47am But like...Are you Adam…

But like...are you Adam Biggers?

11/05/2018 - 11:05am I felt it in my plums. They…

I can feel it in my plums. They got a little blueish hue to 'em. Gettin' ready to take 'em to market.

11/03/2018 - 2:04pm Zach Harrison. I can feel it…

Zach Harrison. I can feel it in my plums. 

11/02/2018 - 12:52pm I can't remember who, but…

I can't remember who, but one of our players told the media that Tarik Black was back at full speed. Also we're likely to see Gary back this week or the next. 

11/01/2018 - 12:11pm People keep saying the…

People keep saying the committee will allow a 1-loss non-conference champ (Alabama) in over a 1-loss B1G conference champ, but I don't see it. They got in last year because OSU had 2 losses. OSU got in two years ago because PSU had 2 losses. We have no reason to believe any 1-loss non-conference champ will get in over a 1-loss conference champ.

Win out and we are golden. 

10/30/2018 - 12:11pm Hey man! Shoot me your…

Hey man! Shoot me your address so I can get you a keyboard with a shift button. That might make it easier for me to take your comments seriously. 

10/30/2018 - 12:06pm LSU's only statement win was…

LSU's only statement win was against Georgia. The Miami and Auburn wins look less impressive now, similar to our win against Wisconsin. MSU seems to be a fringe top 25 team, which is what they were when we played them, so that win hasn't really diminished. 

I say Michigan is 5, which is where they should be ranked. We have handled our business outside of the ND game (which is the best loss among the 1-loss teams) and our strength of schedule is among the best in the AP top 10. LSU should be ahead of us because of that Georgia win (quality win > quality loss).

10/30/2018 - 10:41am 100% this. I love Harbaugh…

100% this. I love Harbaugh in so many ways and I wouldn't want anyone else as Michigan's head coach, but I wish he attacked his pressers with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind. There is a way to do this without giving away information to the opposing team. 

10/29/2018 - 1:13pm Pretty sure it's in Evanston…

Pretty sure it's in Evanston. Not a very intimidating place to play in theory, but a lot of weird shit goes on there.

10/28/2018 - 10:39am More importantly the time of…

More importantly the time of possession. That Bama offense wasn’t the most explosive unit, but they did know how to run and control the ball.

10/27/2018 - 7:37pm Don’t forget ND vs. Navy

Don’t forget ND vs. Navy

10/23/2018 - 11:08pm Absolutely wonderful. 

Absolutely wonderful. 

10/21/2018 - 11:32pm I love how they lie and make…

I love how they lie and make up an injury, and then say “but we’re not using that as an excuse.” 

Seasoned liars in this bunch.

10/21/2018 - 11:30pm I almost mentioned that, but…

I almost mentioned that, but after rewinding it I think he meant it as “Coach has already touched on this, but I guess I’ll say it again”

10/20/2018 - 3:04pm I wouldn't call the play…

I wouldn't call the play calls in 2017 "cautious and conservative." They kept throwing in a monsoon and threw a bunch of INT's. 

10/19/2018 - 1:22pm BUT WILL IT RAIN???


10/18/2018 - 2:55pm He was like...projectile…

He was like...projectile crying after the loss.

10/18/2018 - 11:27am I am having the same…

I am having the same experience on my laptop. Very annoying.

10/18/2018 - 9:58am As a dummy, I do not approve…

As a dummy, I do not approve. 

10/16/2018 - 10:57am PICK'EM UP! PUT'EM DOWN!…



(throws up in mouth)

10/14/2018 - 3:05pm I doubt those fades happen…

I doubt those fades happen if the game is in question. It’s annoying that the stats don’t look as good, but I wouldn’t call it an issue.