Things that shouldn't make you cry...but they do...

Submitted by 1989 UM GRAD on

So, in the month between the end of school and going off to camp, my 12 year old daughter has been binge-watching "Glee."  

She shared with me how the current season she's watching has had her in tears. Apparently, there have been a lot of relationship break-ups and other dramatic nonsense.

I was teasing her for crying, and then she reminded me that I teared up during Jim Harbaugh's introductory press conference.  Touche, 2026 UM Grad.  Touche, indeed.

In addition to freshly-cut onions and dust, there are some other things that make me get a little misty-eyed..."The Natural"..."Joy Luck Club"...certain episodes of "The Wonder Years."  

Anyone else willing to come clean and share what makes you cry?  

(Of course, I'm not referring to truly sad situations like the death of a loved one, a job loss, divorce, etc.)

(EDIT:  Of course, I did a search of MGoBlog after I posted this, only to find that a similar topic had been posted about three months ago.  Seems, though, like that's enough time in between posts...)

JeepinBen

July 1st, 2016 at 4:31 PM ^

However, Brock leading the team out of the tunnel got me pretty good.

A few years ago watching the Chicago Marathon on my block there were these two guys from a central american country (I don't remember which one, let's say Columbia) with a flag. Whenever they saw a runner (maybe 5-10 times while I was watching) wearing something with the Columbian flag on it they absolutely flipped their shit. "VAMOS COLUMBIA!!!!" the utter joy that these two strangers brought to these runners was awesome. It got dusty.

Finally, this book. https://www.amazon.com/Dogs-Purpose-W-Bruce-Cameron/dp/0765326264/ref=bseries_primary_1_0765326264 "A Dog's Purpose" by Bruce Cameron. As I said, I think that these two memories are the only times I've cried in the last 10 years or so. Besides this book. I was in tears after chapter 1. I cried 4 times reading the book. My dog was sick at the time (She pulled through! Maize turns 7 this weekend!) and this book hit home so damn hard. It was wonderful, but again, cried 4 times.

NRK

July 1st, 2016 at 10:20 PM ^

This game was on BTN Classic a few weeks ago. I sent my friend a picture of Lloyd looking upset and asked him to name the game. His response "damn Crable hit". Still a very suspect call in 2006. Now they call that all day.

Happy Gilmore

July 1st, 2016 at 4:39 PM ^

I was back in the big house for my sisters graduation, 4 years after my own, and suddenly found myself overcome with nostalgia and this crazy sense of "home"; I got a little teary-eyed (but obviously no drips), and sunglasses were expertly in place so I didn't get caught...but I'll never forget that feeling.

Doc Brown

July 1st, 2016 at 4:46 PM ^

When MIke Illitch named the new arena Little Caesar's Arena or when free agency opens for the Wings and Ken Holland signs an aging, middle of the road forward/D-Man or gives Jimmy Howard a long ass contract. 

MotownGoBlue

July 1st, 2016 at 5:16 PM ^

The first Michigan game of the year gets me a little teary..the intro leading up to The Game as well. The entire damn RR and Hoke eras. Actually, I don't tear up over losses, injuries, etc... They just kind of piss me off. I'm more sentimental over big wins, rivalries, great individual performances etc... Sometimes get teary over a really good song I haven't heard in awhile. Some movies, extremely sad (if a child or animal dies) and triumphant parts. GoT has brought a couple recent tears out. Shit, that's a lot of stuff. Maybe I need my test/estrogen levels checked.

FrankMurphy

July 1st, 2016 at 5:27 PM ^

This is one of those things that I would only admit on an anonymous online message board, but here goes... There's a scene in 'Twins' where Danny DeVito's character, a scumbag con-artist who had just met his long-lost twin brother (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger), was about to take off with $5 million in cash and leave his unarmed brother alone with a hitman who was threatening to kill him. Though he barely knew his brother and had only looked out for himself his entire life, he couldn't bring himself to leave him there, and he went back and offered up the money to the hitman if he would let his brother go. I cried like a baby after that scene. 

Dix

July 1st, 2016 at 5:28 PM ^

Sometimes athlete's retirement announcement press conferences get me. Yzerman got me. I think Elway did too even though I wasn't much of a fan.



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Bane of Gargamel

July 1st, 2016 at 5:32 PM ^

Now that I have kids, pretty much anything (movies, commercials, etc) that preys on those paternal feelings can get me. But, even before the kids, there is a scene in the movie Backdraft that gets me every time. Mortally wounded Kurt Russell is watching his screw up little brother step up heroically and he says, "Look at him. That's my brother, god damn it!" Chokes me up every time.

User -not THAT user

July 2nd, 2016 at 7:09 PM ^

...that flick is LOOOOOOOADED with tear jerking moments. At the beginning, when little dude holds his dad's helmet after he was killed by n the fire, the ambulance ride "home", the entire funeral scene...honestly, Ron Howard had is all the moment he chose to cast Kurt Russell as the older brother.

Go Blue in NC

July 1st, 2016 at 5:36 PM ^

I always lose it when they have the surprise reunions at sporting events for vets and their families after a deployment. My dad served for 30+ years so I think that's why it especially hits close to home. ESPN made a six minute long compilation of them a few years back and to this day, it still gets me whenever they show it.

Kick Out The Jams

July 1st, 2016 at 5:54 PM ^

This part:

 

Dragons live forever but not so little boys.

Painted wings and giant strings make way for other toys.

One sad night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more

And Puff that might dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

 

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,

Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.

Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave,

So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave.

 

I started thinking about it when my kids got older and suddenly weren't that interested in going to play at grandpa's (my father's home) anymore.

weasel3216

July 1st, 2016 at 5:57 PM ^

The movie Marley and Me. I hate that damn movie, seriously why would someone make that movie. When my sister and I danced at her wedding, not sure why I cried but I lost my shit. Probably knowing she isn't my little sister anymore and all grown up.

LSAClassOf2000

July 1st, 2016 at 6:01 PM ^

I don't know why, in the countless times that I have seen the episode, that STTNG's "The Offspring" gets me to sob, but when that dude comes out and says Data's child android will not last very long, I start the waterworks.

ElBictors

July 1st, 2016 at 6:04 PM ^

Hoosiers .. The Miracle on Ice (the replays of Al Michaels call) Natural been interesting to see my son become old enough to watch some of these classics

scanner blue

July 1st, 2016 at 6:21 PM ^

 I was on stage at Hill Aud ready to sing Mozart's Requiem listening to Schlissel and A2's mayor introducing the show and I just lost it. 50 people died for what - - it could have been 50 plumbers or 50  senior citizens ... but it was one of my best nights of singing, tears or not..

Zoltanrules

July 1st, 2016 at 6:24 PM ^

The last scene is so freaking sappy and I cry every time!

Pride of the Yankees too when Lou Gerhrig delivers his "luckiest man" speech.

Worst was on a first date (many years ago) I saw Terms of Endearment. I was awkwardly trying to be real cool. The scene where Debra Winger is dying of cancer and telling her kids to be nice to each other after she is gone, produced a river of sobs, against my will. I knew almost as little about women then as I do now. Anyway, much to my amazement, this turned out to be a real turn on to my date. Who knew?