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11/24/2018 - 8:28am Never in my lifetime have I…

Never in my lifetime have I been more terrified of a Punt and Counterpunt prediction.

Never in my lifetime have I wanted both Punt or Counterpunt to be right.

Go Blue!

11/24/2018 - 12:58am Damn- you use your tongue…

Damn- you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore...



11/24/2018 - 12:46am Here's to hoping no rbs are…

Here's to hoping no rbs are chased from behind later today- only met head on behind the line of scrimmage. 

11/22/2018 - 9:32am Fantastic news!

No matter…

Fantastic news!

No matter the sport, The New Jersey Pipeline continues...

11/21/2018 - 9:55pm I'd love to attend, but my…

I'd love to attend, but my vaccinations are not up to date

11/20/2018 - 9:22pm Repeatedly slamming buckeye…

I've heard repeatedly slamming buckeye quarterbacks to the ground cures bruised ribs.

11/17/2018 - 7:04am Good call on the TOP.


Good call on the TOP.

It also works for a final score.

11/13/2018 - 4:39pm I have a lot of respect and…

I have a lot of respect and great memories for Frank Beckman- but it has been long enough.

The rightful heir to Bob Ufer's place in the broadcast booth is out there. The media department needs to find him (or her!) now!  A complete Michigan Man.  Completely eccentric.  No one gives a crap about fair and biased pbp for our beloved football team!  Turn on the TV to listen to lifeless boring calls of a game.  Find an unabashed homer.  It will be glorious.

Just as Bo had Ufer leading the propaganda machine- Harbaugh needs the same!


11/10/2018 - 3:32pm Currently it is 3:31 PM.


Currently it is 3:31 PM.

We are probably up by 21 points now...

11/04/2018 - 10:37am Edit- How do we go about…

Edit- How do we go about getting Patterson to The Game healthy?  How does the team make that happen?

11/04/2018 - 8:09am Very satisfying win.


Very satisfying win.

Stay healthy against Rutger and Indiana while taking care of business.

Finish the revenge tour in Columbus in merciless fashion.

Been a fun ride this season, and it keeps getting better!

11/02/2018 - 3:13pm Hoping Mason has been…

Hoping Mason has been keeping Ben Van Sumeren in some cage in a darkly-lit room, reading him The Art of War, tossing a full side of beef in there every now and then.

Both of them on the field together next year will be a bloodbath.

11/01/2018 - 9:02pm SI had articles chronicling…

SI had articles chronicling his choices for all-time offense and defense teams.  

It is incredible reading with amazing stories for each player.  

The players he chose for many of the positions are not players most writers or talking heads would choose.  He was able to see the game differently than most.


10/28/2018 - 9:19am 20 Michigans, 1 Michigam.

20 Michigans, 1 Michigam.

Good luck preparing for both.


2018 Revenge Tour rolls on...

10/27/2018 - 7:40am I like it.

Penn State 3 …

I like it.

Penn State 3  Michigan 45

10/24/2018 - 6:09pm Offsetting penalties…

Offsetting penalties frustratingly continue...

10/22/2018 - 3:59pm How about the "Marcus Hall…

How about the "Marcus Hall Epic Double Bird of the Week" being updated to the "Smirking Mork Behind A Wall of Deceit and Lies" with the picture of his shit-eating grin contradicting his bs.

10/21/2018 - 7:42pm Thanks for the working link…

Thanks for the working link.

Still not completely sure how to set them up successfully.  


10/20/2018 - 8:58am Amazing... thanks for…

Amazing... thanks for sharing!

10/19/2018 - 6:31pm Sadly, Michigan's effort,…

Sadly, Michigan's effort, heart, and emphasis on this game has recently been trumped by dumb luck.

Time to exorcise some demons tomorrow- Go Blue! 


10/16/2018 - 9:06pm Pretty sure in your title…

Pretty sure in your title you misspelled Dantonini….

10/14/2018 - 4:17pm This game scares me.  Wish I…

This game scares me.  Wish I could be more confident, but the last decade has made me shell-shocked.

The thought of another year of listening to spartan slappies is almost unbearable.

Winning this week would be a huge sigh of relief.



10/05/2018 - 4:58am "Crab cakes and football-…

"Crab cakes and football- what Maryland does best!" - Wedding Crashers

1 out of 2 correct.

09/21/2018 - 4:56am Sounds like a great father…

Sounds like a great father and son weekend.  Enjoy!


Where on the west coast are you flying from- Ludington?  Holland?  South Haven?  

Pure Michigan!

09/15/2018 - 7:38pm Don't remember hearing…

Don't remember hearing Hawkins name today- maybe I missed it- but did he get some PT?

09/14/2018 - 4:56am Hoping for a well-played win…

Hoping for a well-played win tomorrow.

Just to put my mind at ease, maybe a couple Nordin field goal makes would be good.

09/11/2018 - 6:57pm This is great, and may all…

This is great, and may all under his coaching take it to heart.

Been a rough day, so here's my reaction to this list:

1. You don't need a pat on the back or a thank you for a job well done- 

But crisp hundred dollar bills will do.

2. Your role is a single piece of a much bigger unit-

I wish my unit was much bigger to get a piece

3. Mistakes are inevitable, it's how you respond to them in the moments that follow that truly matter-

That wasn't my fault, it was Melvin the intern's fault!

4. You learn to love and embrace the work that others don't necessarily enjoy-

Thanks to lunch breaks with Jack Daniel's and Mr. Brownstone

5. You learn to adjust quickly, an immediately apply feedback to the current situation-

Survey the disaster in front of you, look to everyone else and say "Good luck with this" and walk away.

6. Internally, you take a tremendous amount of pride in what you do-

Especially when it's your Mom


I feel better already.  Thanks Warinner!

09/01/2018 - 11:52pm Any idea what those numbers…

Any idea what those numbers were for the first half?


A second half where ND only needed to make the smart conservative plays factor in to the numbers.

D was only average or a bit above average tonight, not elite unfortunately.

09/01/2018 - 11:27pm Really hate to lose hope for…

Really hate to lose hope for a whole season after just one game- but I feel awful (probably worse) just like most of the games last season.

Very disheartening.

09/01/2018 - 10:53am Great week of content, Mgo…

Great week of content, Mgo overlords.


"Atta-boys" for all.

09/01/2018 - 9:32am Welcome, Mr. Vashi- and nice…

Welcome, Mr. Vashi- and nice job!


Coming out swinging with a 32-point Michigan win- I like it!

08/31/2018 - 8:55am Wish I could find the image…

Wish I could find the image of the "Figthing Irish"

08/31/2018 - 8:47am You can run- but you can't…

 You can run- but you can't hide...

Come to think of it- he won't be able to run either!

08/30/2018 - 3:20pm Wasn't he verbally committed…

Wasn't he verbally committed to Michigan back in the day?

08/30/2018 - 2:56pm Agreed.


Sadly for him…



Sadly for him and his family, they will now need to enter witness protection.

08/30/2018 - 12:07am In the 16th century,…

In the 16th century, Nostradamus was referred to as "THE_KNOWLEDGE" of his time.

08/28/2018 - 9:01pm Wimbush will be wearing…

Wimbush will be wearing chunks of sod all night, so green jerseys will be just fine.

08/24/2018 - 7:43am I really hate to see Meyer…

I really hate to see Meyer and Smith suffering so much.

The humane thing to do is to put them out of their misery.

08/24/2018 - 7:36am Looking forward to the game,…

Looking forward to the game, the site content leading up to the game, and the beginning of college football.

On vacation today until 9/4.  

Life is good!

Go Blue!

08/20/2018 - 3:55pm Number 77 greats:


Number 77 greats:

Jon Jansen

Jake Long

Taylor Lewan

Grant Newsome- Yup.  He belongs among them.  Sometimes it's about more than just what happens on the field.

08/19/2018 - 3:42pm A few years ago, I can…

A few years ago, I can totally see Dave Brandon patrolling the sidelines wearing this helmet the entire game.

08/19/2018 - 12:06pm Agreed- tough to watch.


Agreed- tough to watch.


Hearing man bun admit he was a ND grad at the end sealed it for me- I hate him now.

08/13/2018 - 7:00pm Urban was probably in the…

Urban was probably in the passenger seat next to Smith, and AD Gene Smith in the back seat when this arrest happened.  If that was the case - how could Urban or Gene Smith possibly remember this incident or know what was happening at the time???  


08/06/2018 - 7:09pm Shea

LT winner



LT winner




08/06/2018 - 5:15pm Appreciate this point of…

Appreciate this point of view, MGO.


07/28/2018 - 10:52am Fantastic news!

This a huge…

Fantastic news!

This a huge deal in many ways- especially for Mel to continue to build on last season's momentum.

07/18/2018 - 9:10pm I believe this is how this…

I believe this is how this equation works:


Member of the OSU football program + the state of Ohio + actual major felonies =

trespassing violation

07/14/2018 - 10:45pm 1.  Weber charcoal kettle…

1.  Weber charcoal kettle grill

2.  Meat freezer in garage (with occasional meat in it!)

3.  Flagpole- properly lighted for US flag, with Michigan block M flag flying below US flag 

07/14/2018 - 10:28pm …Hang on, hang on, hang on!!…

…Hang on, hang on, hang on!!!


So many times drunk with friends singing this in a bar.

07/14/2018 - 10:24pm Friends in from out of town,…

Friends in from out of town, celebrating with:

Short's Soft Parade

Founder's KBS

Right Brain Concrete Dinosaur


Great summer evening.