November 21st, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^

I bet you if Dantonio says that he is going to announce his decision about their OC sometime during the game, their fans will show up. 

Other than that I don't know what you can do to make this attractive. Last game of the season and honoring seniors should be good enough but they couldn't fill their seats for best games over the years. 

Or try couch burning ceremony 

The Fugitive

November 21st, 2018 at 9:10 PM ^

Realistically, how much would someone have to pay you to attend? 

I think I would need at least $2,000.00.

Side note, Ol' Mork is conjuring up the rain to slow down mighty Rutger.  That is going to be a miserable game.  There will have been more people at the Michigan / Utah game in 2014 after the rain delay than this dumpster fire.


November 21st, 2018 at 10:01 PM ^

"...I do believe that this year will still be a success."

-Mork D'Giornio, Head Volleyball Coach


*Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, please, please, please let Rutgers somehow win this game, so the new metric of "success" for MSU football is losing to a tire fire of a football team but salvaging an invite to the Little Motor City Pizza Bowl.


November 21st, 2018 at 10:51 PM ^

Even though there’s zero chance this happens, do u know how entertaining 97.1 will be if Rutgers pulls off the upset!! Valentines will have a second rant