OT: Bad Case of the Monday's

Submitted by Santa Clause on April 25th, 2016 at 5:38 AM

Anybody else have a case of the Monday's and a desire to not go to work today? The weekend flew by way to fast for me, and I know this week of work will go by slower than AL Borges on a treadmill.

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Winchester Wolverine

April 25th, 2016 at 8:33 AM ^

Because irony, my friend

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rob f

April 25th, 2016 at 8:33 AM ^

what you're selling. Totally lacking apostrophe's.

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JTrain

April 25th, 2016 at 6:18 AM ^

Suck it up Santa.
Got my lift in. 40 minutes of cardio. Monday is just the first step towards the next weekend. Have a shot of expression added to your coffee and you'll be fine.
#glasshalffull

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Sam1863

April 25th, 2016 at 7:04 AM ^

"Shot of expression?"

Wow - you can get anything at Starbucks these days!

"Excuse me - I'd like a half-caf latte with a shot of menacing scowl. It's gonna be one of those days."

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JTrain

April 25th, 2016 at 7:24 AM ^

Expresso!

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mrkid

April 25th, 2016 at 7:30 AM ^

My favorite.

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wolpherine2000

April 25th, 2016 at 7:34 AM ^

Not an X, except in Ohio. Welcome to Monday.

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DetroitBlue

April 25th, 2016 at 7:37 AM ^

Espresso?

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rob f

April 25th, 2016 at 9:38 PM ^

ax.

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Optimism Attache

April 25th, 2016 at 7:48 AM ^

It's the fast version of the espresso. Bypasses all the whining!

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TIMMMAAY

April 25th, 2016 at 8:20 AM ^

Try again?

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Everyone Murders

April 25th, 2016 at 8:27 AM ^

Better yet, quit while he's/she's behind?

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MotownGoBlue

April 25th, 2016 at 9:02 AM ^

"I'll have the Mike Dantoni please."

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Sam1863

April 25th, 2016 at 12:49 PM ^

Also known as the Disrespekt Special. That's the one that comes with a bag of chips, which you place on your own shoulder.

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Winchester Wolverine

April 25th, 2016 at 8:18 AM ^

I'm guessing you're That Guy.

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MotownGoBlue

April 25th, 2016 at 8:59 AM ^

My wife drank half. I spilled the other half while attempting to get a stick out of my dog's mouth. Damn the little things. Good thread.

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Ivan Karamazov

April 25th, 2016 at 9:24 AM ^

Well done sir, this made me smile.

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ijohnb

April 25th, 2016 at 10:26 AM ^

40 minutes?

Come Teddy Bro-sevelt, 40 minutes should just be a warm up.

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bacon

April 25th, 2016 at 6:22 AM ^

I'm going on a job interview today. Very excited.

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a different Jason

April 25th, 2016 at 6:56 AM ^

Do you care to flesh that out? Are you young, first job, moving up...? If not that's cool.

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bacon

April 25th, 2016 at 8:08 AM ^

Assistant professor job in the biomedical sciences. I'm not young (late 30s), but it's my first real independent position. I've been interviewing all academic year and the process takes about 6-7 months. This is the last place I'm interviewing.

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a different Jason

April 25th, 2016 at 8:21 AM ^

Thanks. Very interesting.

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mrkid

April 25th, 2016 at 7:30 AM ^

Good luck! Here's to the potential of bringing home more bacon!

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Eastside Maize

April 25th, 2016 at 6:22 AM ^

eggs and bakey

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Joseph_P_Freshwater

April 25th, 2016 at 6:22 AM ^

a negbang thread! YOU ALL SUCK! Mean Joe is a stupid ass marsupial.

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readerws6

April 25th, 2016 at 6:31 AM ^

I worked third shift all weekend and I'm off till Thursday. It's always weird being the opposite of most of society.

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a different Jason

April 25th, 2016 at 6:49 AM ^

I work 4 11-hour days, Mon-Thurs, 4pm-330am. Its great, I never want to change.

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Optimism Attache

April 25th, 2016 at 7:51 AM ^

What kind of work is it?

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olm_go_blue

April 25th, 2016 at 8:13 AM ^

Sounds like some sort of medical provider, NP, MD, something in ER.

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Everyone Murders

April 25th, 2016 at 8:30 AM ^

Either that, or a stripper.

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a different Jason

April 25th, 2016 at 8:39 AM ^

Thank you. I love complements. Chicks who love Dennis Franz also would dig me. Same hair and build.

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a different Jason

April 25th, 2016 at 8:35 AM ^

Wouldn't that be fun, helping people who urgently need it. No I am blue collar. I do work with drug addicts and a couple burnouts, if that counts. But I am their boss, not their medical provider.

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UMProud

April 25th, 2016 at 6:35 AM ^

You mean you're not jolly year round?

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pearlw

April 25th, 2016 at 6:37 AM ^

Seriously..why dont the mods ban people that start they useless threads?

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robbyt003

April 25th, 2016 at 7:06 AM ^

Well you'll be on the naughty list this year. Look who started the thread.

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Brown Bear

April 25th, 2016 at 7:18 AM ^

Tim Allen? F that guy.

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robbyt003

April 25th, 2016 at 8:49 AM ^

Pure Michigan

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mrkid

April 25th, 2016 at 7:31 AM ^

If it wasn't for this thread, we wouldn't have found that "Legitimate Writing Company" above.

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DreisbachToHayes

April 25th, 2016 at 6:38 AM ^

I just got in to work. Seems as though there were two birds that were flying around inside the office all weekend (and are still here). Bird shit everywhere. Top that.

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UM Fan from Sydney

April 25th, 2016 at 6:42 AM ^

Monday's what? What does Monday possess?

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Bodogblog

April 25th, 2016 at 6:46 AM ^

Look at it this way: today you still have all the same bad shit you had yesterday, but it's an opportunity for you to lose all the good shit (if any) too.* Cheers

*note that this can be reversed depending on age, life stage, current circumstance, and general desire to be a whiney-ass pansy

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Gulogulo37

April 25th, 2016 at 6:47 AM ^

Somebody call the whambulance.

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Stevedez

April 25th, 2016 at 7:08 AM ^

Do you know how to call the whambulance?? ... by dialing whine-1-1!

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a different Jason

April 25th, 2016 at 6:54 AM ^

I love Mondays. I get the family back into being productive and away from spending money. I really like my job, so there's that too. And the last few weeks have been crazy hectic also.

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