OT - Cheesiest Movie Lines

Submitted by Tauro on
So the other topic about great movie lines had me thinking about the cheesiest lines ever uttered from a actor/actress' mouth. These are the ones that made you groan in disdain, with the worse offenders being remembered as potential great lines.. For me, two such lines are: "You had me at hello." Jerry Maguire "No one puts Baby in a corner." Dirty Dancing Others? Come on - bring on the cheese!
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Tim Waymen

January 18th, 2010 at 3:21 PM ^

"Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them." It's really a parody of cheesy lines, but it's so hilarious. I love Team America. The Rock: "Your "best"? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!" "Carla was the prom queen." "Rocket Man? It's you!" "This may sound a little bit corny, but I feel like I’ve already won." - American Pie "Thanks for the kiss of life" and just about every other line in Die Another Day, especially anything said by Halle Berry. The World Is Not Enough was also pretty awful. "I see you." Kind of cheesy in Avatar

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willywill9

January 18th, 2010 at 3:35 PM ^

"you know you're not supposed to use the senior's bathroom, get out! And leave that towel here..." "Fine, but if you wanted to see a perfect pair..., all you had to do was ask." Yeah... I saw that movie...

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M-Wolverine

January 18th, 2010 at 6:01 PM ^

Is that the "You're a disease, I'm the cure" line? Up there with his "I'm your worst nightmare" from Rambo 3. Sometimes I think screenwriters write lines just so critics can make fun of the actors.

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Jim Harbaugh S…

January 18th, 2010 at 4:39 PM ^

but two of the worst lines ever: Storm in X-Men: Do you know what happens to a Toad when it gets struck by lightning?" "The same thing that happens to everything else..." J-Lo in Gigli: "It's turkey time." Ben Affleck: "Huh?" J-Lo - "Gobble Gobble"

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M-Wolverine

January 18th, 2010 at 5:21 PM ^

But if you're going for Gigli, and that's a great one, don't get me wrong, you have the great Chris Walken speech, delivered as only he can, about licking a pie with ice cream or something off his face and head...I can't find the exact quote, but it's surreal. As was Pacino's performance in that movie... And pretty much every performance he's had has been layered in cheese in the last 20 years.

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Tha Stunna

January 18th, 2010 at 5:39 PM ^

"Let's kick some ice!" -Arnold, from Batman & Robin Also, it wasn't a movie, but Starfox 64 had dialogue that was essentially a series of interconnected cliches: "Don't ever give up my son." -Fox Sr. "Father?" - Fox Jr. "If I go down, I'm taking you with me!" -Andross "Never give up. Trust your instincts." -Peppy Man, that game was awesome.

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Ernis

January 18th, 2010 at 6:56 PM ^

The movie Akira has a mountain of crap dialogue. The best (worst) recurring line... "SO MUCH POWER!!!!" also... Pat Bateman: "I have to return some videotapes." also also... Silver Dragon Ninja! I figure most of you won't know this so here's the final line, delivered with expertise:

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