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09/20/2018 - 8:59am Personally, I am expecting…

Personally, I am expecting ND to weasel out of the return date. In another 4-5 years we'll schedule them again, and again, the game will be in South Bend.

09/16/2018 - 8:44am The most obvious lesson: don…

The most obvious lesson: don't have a -3 TO margin. OSU's defense scored 2 TD's. TCU would have probably won that game if the TO's had been even.

09/16/2018 - 8:42am How the FUCK is this troll…

How the FUCK is this troll still posting under the same screen name? At the very least, ban this account so he has to come up with a new alias to troll with.

09/01/2018 - 6:51pm With THEEEE Ohio State…

With THEEEE Ohio State University running a close second.

08/26/2018 - 6:30pm That's not going to be good…

That's not going to be good for anybody.

(Yet another scandal in the Big Ten East. Yay!)

08/25/2018 - 2:14pm Why are you still here? 

Why are you still here? 

Urban got away with it. Please go away.

08/23/2018 - 8:21am Well, they probably figured…

Well, they probably figured Urban wouldn't be able to remember anyway, what with his meds and all.

08/23/2018 - 7:35am Ehh...but does OSU/Meyer…

Ehh...but does OSU/Meyer really get kids to the league or does OSU just get kids who are almost certainly going to end up in the league anyway because they are already really good at playing football?

UM has done a better job of getting 3* types into the league (especially on the defensive line) recently than OSU and the few elite players UM has gotten (Peppers, Gary) have had no trouble getting into the league, either.

08/23/2018 - 7:27am UM beat OSU in 2016. The…

UM beat OSU in 2016. The homer officials just didn't like that outcome and decided otherwise.

08/20/2018 - 11:27am One could make the case that…

One could make the case that Meyer shouldn't have any National titles at OSU.

The year they went on to win it all was the year that they were gifted the win at PSU: remember the interception that obviously wasn't an interception to everyone but the replay official deep in PSU territory that gave the Bucks an undeserved TD or the FG that wasn't snapped for nearly two full seconds after the playclock expired without the officials calling delay of game? That was ten points that OSU should not have had in regulation in a game that ended up being decided in OT. That loss would have given OSU two regular season losses and they would not have gone to the CFP that year.

That game reminds me a lot of the 2016 OSU-UM game. The officials decided the winner, not the players on the field.

08/20/2018 - 6:31am Kinda like, oh say, Tressel…

Kinda like, oh say, Tressel and Meyer, right?

08/03/2018 - 5:19pm So..."I failed in my words"…

So..."I failed in my words" is the new euphemism for "I lied"?

Gotta remember that one.

07/31/2018 - 7:33am Well, let me state it this…

Well, let me state it this way: I like his film more than I did Kareem Walker's or Derrick Green's. Not exactly a ringing endorsement given the way their careers with Michigan went but still.

07/30/2018 - 8:50pm His film appears to have…

His film appears to have been sped up but he still looks to have quick feet and above average speed. 

I wonder why he was so lightly recruited?

07/28/2018 - 7:56am If the officials hadn't…

If the officials hadn't royally screwed UM repeatedly in the the 2016 version of The Game, UM would have made the playoffs even with Speight at QB.

07/14/2018 - 9:05am I like where your head is at…

I like where your head is at. Seinfeld is the greatest television show of all time IMO.


My (abbreviated) List...


  • George Costanza
  • Frank Costanza
  • Newman
  • Cosmo Kramer
  • Morty Seinfeld
  • Jay Peterman

News Radio

  • Jimmy James
  • Bill McNeal

Game of Thrones

  • Littlefinger
  • Varys
  • Sir Davos
  • The Hound


  • Selina Meyer
  • Gary Walsh


  • Butters!
  • Cartman
  • Big Gay Al

The Simpsons

  • Charles Montgomery Burns
  • Smithers
  • Lionel Hutz

Curb Your Enthusiasm

  • Larry David

Magnum P.I.

  • Jonathan Quail Higgins

Star Trek

  • Spock

Star Trek: The Next Generation

  • Data
  • Q
06/07/2018 - 6:17pm This qualifies as an…

This qualifies as an unpopular opinion?


I consider it to be more of a universal axiom.

06/07/2018 - 6:15pm I'll see your gun ban and…

I'll see your gun ban and raise you: We should also ban tobacco products and alcohol. None of these things will ever happen but we would all be better off if they did.

06/07/2018 - 6:06pm Which season were you trying…

Which season were you trying to watch? Seinfeld didn't really find its legs until the third season IMO and this is coming from a HUGE Seinfeld fan.

06/07/2018 - 7:52am So...that pretty much…

So...that pretty much excludes anyone associated with Michigan State athletics.

05/26/2018 - 3:57pm The TAMU @ Bama and Nebraska

The TAMU @ Bama and Nebraska at Wisco lines look...interesting.

Both TAMU and Nebraska have new head coaches who have been pretty good at their previous stops; I'm surprised that their new teams are such huge dogs with this book. If I were still a betting man, I'd drop some money on those two games for the dogs.

05/25/2018 - 7:54am Mike Zordich would like a

Mike Zordich would like a word with you...

I still find it hilarious how negative he was on the CB situation which turned out to be pretty darned good. Master motivational tactic, perhaps?

03/31/2018 - 6:37am I've been to Laramie. I can

I've been to Laramie. I can only imagine how badly Speight must want to start...anywhere...if he is seriously considering transfering to Wyoming.

<shudder />

03/31/2018 - 6:33am Auto upvote for young Pammy

Auto upvote for young Pammy avatar.


03/28/2018 - 12:14pm Has anyone ever seen Umbig11

Has anyone ever seen Umbig11 and Sam Webb typing up a post at the same? Think about, people! 

03/12/2018 - 5:05pm Wow, a fellow alum of our

Wow, a fellow alum of our tiny university on MGoBlog all this time and I never knew it. (David) Lipscomb University alum class of 1994, here.

03/12/2018 - 2:58pm Don't worry about UNC in the

Don't worry about UNC in the Sweet 16. I'm a Lipscomb alum and we'll take 'em down, no problem.

After all, if there is anything that Hollywood has taught me over the years it is that the plucky underdog always wins in the end in super dramatic fashion. Just to make sure that LU "shocks the world", I will be humming the theme song to "Hoosiers" during the entire game. That should pretty much seal the deal, right?

01/12/2018 - 3:05pm Auto upvote for any use of a

Auto upvote for any use of a Welsh Corgi.

We had one when I was a kid and darned if he wasn't the cutest little bugger ever!

01/05/2018 - 2:53pm <whisper>Enchantress</whisper


Is it sad that I have watched Suicide Squad several times simply because Margot Robbie is the hottest woman on the planet?

01/05/2018 - 2:50pm Would that qualify as "Intent

Would that qualify as "Intent to Decieve"?


01/05/2018 - 2:47pm Since we are specifically

Since we are specifically talking about WTKA in this thread, I will ask what I have always wondered:

Are you "Don from Ann Arbor" who alwasy calls in to The MGoBlog Roundtable?


12/31/2017 - 5:13pm Agreed.
I think the 2018 team


I think the 2018 team will be better than this year's squad but the end results won't be much better. 8-4 or 9-3 looks like the most likely outcome against that schedule.

Just wait until <year +1>, though...

12/31/2017 - 7:50am I'm blanking on who PSU's

I'm blanking on who PSU's returning "Heisman frontrunner" is going to be. Has Saquon Barkley announced he will return? Hinton can't be referring to McSorely, can he?

12/30/2017 - 7:19am NTTAWTT


12/30/2017 - 7:11am South Carolina's offense is

South Carolina's offense is worse than Michigan's.

Let that sink in for a moment.

12/30/2017 - 7:01am Insert "I see what you did

Insert "I see what you did there" gif.

Well played.

12/21/2017 - 6:42am I'm also old. Whenever I see

I'm also old. Whenever I see the name "Otis", I think of Otis the brother of the NPC Ranger, Elmo ("My brudder Otis gibbed it to me!") from the classic D&D module, T1 Village of Hommlet.

12/21/2017 - 6:31am I laughed...and then I cried.

I laughed...and then I cried.

12/20/2017 - 9:42am NEVER leave a paper

NEVER leave a paper trail.


Jim "Have a happy Easter!" Tressel

12/14/2017 - 8:44am Somewhere, Magnus (aka

Somewhere, Magnus (aka Thunder) just fainted.

(I kid, Magnus, I kid.)

12/03/2017 - 11:02pm I want to reiterate that I am

I want to reiterate that I am very happy with the production UM got from Higdon/Evans/Isaac. I was not making the point that UM needed Dillon this season but that it would have been nice to have a (now) proven RB on the roster for the future.

This was not an attempt to "call out" UM's staff for a recruiting "blunder" nor to disparage UM's current RB group. I guess I should have made that clear in the OP.

12/03/2017 - 9:11pm  

Can’t wait to see Brandon


Can’t wait to see Brandon sling it against a good SEC team.

You might have missed it, but UM will be playing South Carolina; so you are going to have to wait a little while longer.



12/03/2017 - 12:01pm OSU fans shouldn't want any

OSU fans shouldn't want any part of Georgia either. So, Clemson is gonna whoop them, Oklahoma is gonna whoop them and Georgia is gonna whoop them.

Recap: If OSU gets in, they gonna get whooped.

(NOTE: Unless they have B1G officials handling the games, in which case, the Golden Vagina trophy is all but assured.)

12/02/2017 - 9:31am How would your dust pan feel

How would your dust pan feel about the OC gig at UM?

Asking for a friend.

12/01/2017 - 6:13pm I don't follow recruiting too

I don't follow recruiting too closely anymore but I've seen his film and it is...impressive.

Do want. 


Sidenote: I hope UM can find a way to sign Michael Johnson Jr., the 2019 QB who is the son of the WR coach Harbaugh was going to hire which caused Dickhead Finebaum to lose his shit until Johnson's father went to Oregon and everything was A-OK. 

Also do want.

12/01/2017 - 10:02am "Former Texas Tech

"Former Texas Tech coach..."

Was that supposed to be a dig at Washington State or was Newy Scruggs (Newy?!?) completely unaware that Leach has, you know, been coaching at WSU for a few years now?

11/30/2017 - 11:09am The B1G is the best

The B1G is the best conference? Based on what, exactly?

The B1G has the worst ratio of bowl eligible teams to conference members of any of the Power 5 conferences:

B1G -- 8/14

ACC -- 10/14 (I am including FSU as I assume they will beat Louisiana Monroe)

B12 -- 8/10

Pac12 -- 9/12

SEC -- 10/14

I think one can make a strong case that the B1G was the worst Power 5 conference this season.

11/30/2017 - 10:58am Yeah, I think OSU is

Yeah, I think OSU is overrated this season. They destroyed the crappy teams on their schedule and were in competitive games (Penn St. and Michigan) or lost (Oklahoma and Iowa) to everyone with a pulse except MSU.

Add in the fact that Alabama is in exactly the same situation that OSU was in last year: a single loss to a team playing in its conference championship. Bama should get in before OSU. Honestly, I think Oklahoma should get in before OSU even if they lose to TCU. They would have 2 losses, beat OSU head-to-head and their loss to a mediocre opponent (Iowa St) was at least competitive.

11/30/2017 - 10:51am Immaculate conception 2.0?

Immaculate conception 2.0?

11/29/2017 - 11:47pm Man, how far has Tennessee

Man, how far has Tennessee fallen that they are getting turned down for a guy to stay at Purdue?


Having gone to college in Nashville, TN and been surrounded by asshat UT fans for four years, I am absolutely loving this but this is pretty sad for a once elite program.