Harbaugh up your Halloween
OMG he's the best:
Harbaugh's advice is to get two costumes, run between houses, go home, change into your second costume, and hit the neighborhood again for twice as much candy.
"Hustling at all times."
He's the best.
October 26th, 2015 at 7:52 PM ^
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October 26th, 2015 at 7:53 PM ^
JH: I've tried to advise them [his kids] to get TWO costumes... to be go-getters. You can hit the neighborhood in one costume, and it's better to run and to jog from house to house, then you can get more candy than anybody else. Then come home and make a quick change into a second costume, go hit those same houses again.
Q: Is that what you did?
JH: I did, yeah. Hustle, constant hustle. Hustling at all times.
October 26th, 2015 at 7:55 PM ^
October 26th, 2015 at 7:57 PM ^
exactly what we did as kids- except, we'd skip the houses with crappy candy/apples/pennies and just get the good stuff the second time around
October 26th, 2015 at 9:55 PM ^
Pennies for Halloween? What was it 1920 or something, when a nickel could get you a 28oz porterhouse and a cool glass of sarsaparilla? What kind of cheap shit is that?
October 27th, 2015 at 7:37 AM ^
It's that damn UNICEF's fault.
October 27th, 2015 at 10:40 AM ^
If that's your attitude then you won't be invited to my next hootenanny.
October 26th, 2015 at 11:56 PM ^
October 26th, 2015 at 8:12 PM ^
When I was a kid at that late elementary school age where you can trick or treat by yourself (way back when, parents let their kids do things by themselves because the world wasn't such a fucked up place)...my best friend and I would meet up at my house, get our costumes and pillow cases (trick or treat bags)...and hit the neighborhood.
Then we'd go to his house. Switch costumes. Grab pillow cases and do it all over again.
Call it cheating...but we never once took all the candy from the bowl of the lazy fuckers who'd just set the bowl outside on the porch.
A man gotta have a code.
October 26th, 2015 at 7:59 PM ^
Why only two?!?
October 26th, 2015 at 8:46 PM ^
...also the Great Pumpkin.
I will be waiting up on Saturday night to see him.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:57 PM ^
Linus Braun?
October 26th, 2015 at 11:30 PM ^
because if you push it too much, you run out of candy eating time.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:05 PM ^
We're so lucky to have him as our leader. It was worth being shitty the last 7 years.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:10 PM ^
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October 27th, 2015 at 3:39 PM ^
October 26th, 2015 at 9:18 PM ^
Second that.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:10 PM ^
This is amazing. It's like an Onion article every time he talks, but it's real life.
October 26th, 2015 at 9:27 PM ^
Some Onion writer is pissed as their drafted article titled "Jim Harbaugh buys two costumes to maximize halloween spoils" is now worthless
October 26th, 2015 at 8:22 PM ^
Is bae material.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:23 PM ^
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October 26th, 2015 at 8:43 PM ^
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October 27th, 2015 at 3:36 PM ^
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October 26th, 2015 at 9:01 PM ^
Urban Meyer has to go to the convenience store to get more than Jimmy
October 26th, 2015 at 9:13 PM ^
You know, my kids were actually disappointed with last year's haul - part of that was that the weather was absolutely shitty where we were, but also we were encumbered by being part of a larger group. Now, I shall employ this strategy, and yes, it is my wife's fault that she bought multiple costumes to account for Halloween parties and the like. The opportunities for candy are now only limited by the actual start of the Michigan game, and even then, I shall make sure my wife is aware of the game plan.
October 26th, 2015 at 9:15 PM ^
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October 26th, 2015 at 9:27 PM ^
has training wheels.
/s
October 26th, 2015 at 10:07 PM ^
October 26th, 2015 at 9:20 PM ^
Great idea. My son loves the idea and my wife hates Harbaugh.
October 26th, 2015 at 9:29 PM ^
October 26th, 2015 at 11:56 PM ^
So does mine, but she's from a Sparty family, so there's that.
October 27th, 2015 at 12:05 AM ^
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October 26th, 2015 at 9:30 PM ^
And here I thought he didn't observe major holidays
October 26th, 2015 at 9:47 PM ^
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