Harbaugh up your Halloween
OMG he's the best:
Harbaugh's advice is to get two costumes, run between houses, go home, change into your second costume, and hit the neighborhood again for twice as much candy.
"Hustling at all times."
He's the best.
October 26th, 2015 at 7:52 PM ^
The dude is the most competitive human being I have ever heard of.
October 27th, 2015 at 12:07 AM ^
How bout trick
October 27th, 2015 at 3:41 PM ^
Not cool, man...
October 26th, 2015 at 7:53 PM ^
JH: I've tried to advise them [his kids] to get TWO costumes... to be go-getters. You can hit the neighborhood in one costume, and it's better to run and to jog from house to house, then you can get more candy than anybody else. Then come home and make a quick change into a second costume, go hit those same houses again.
Q: Is that what you did?
JH: I did, yeah. Hustle, constant hustle. Hustling at all times.
October 26th, 2015 at 7:55 PM ^
To me this is a great example of just how competitive this man is. Ridiculous.
October 26th, 2015 at 7:57 PM ^
exactly what we did as kids- except, we'd skip the houses with crappy candy/apples/pennies and just get the good stuff the second time around
October 26th, 2015 at 9:55 PM ^
Pennies for Halloween? What was it 1920 or something, when a nickel could get you a 28oz porterhouse and a cool glass of sarsaparilla? What kind of cheap shit is that?
October 27th, 2015 at 7:37 AM ^
It's that damn UNICEF's fault.
October 27th, 2015 at 10:40 AM ^
If that's your attitude then you won't be invited to my next hootenanny.
October 26th, 2015 at 11:56 PM ^
Start early and continue til not one house has a porch light on. Bring home a whole pillow case of candy. Of course yellow 6 shrinks your penis so avoid that
October 26th, 2015 at 8:12 PM ^
When I was a kid at that late elementary school age where you can trick or treat by yourself (way back when, parents let their kids do things by themselves because the world wasn't such a fucked up place)...my best friend and I would meet up at my house, get our costumes and pillow cases (trick or treat bags)...and hit the neighborhood.
Then we'd go to his house. Switch costumes. Grab pillow cases and do it all over again.
Call it cheating...but we never once took all the candy from the bowl of the lazy fuckers who'd just set the bowl outside on the porch.
A man gotta have a code.
October 26th, 2015 at 7:59 PM ^
Why only two?!?
October 26th, 2015 at 8:46 PM ^
...also the Great Pumpkin.
I will be waiting up on Saturday night to see him.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:57 PM ^
Linus Braun?
October 26th, 2015 at 11:30 PM ^
because if you push it too much, you run out of candy eating time.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:05 PM ^
We're so lucky to have him as our leader. It was worth being shitty the last 7 years.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:10 PM ^
Hoke hit the houses three times. I just like Jim because he's a great football coach.
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October 27th, 2015 at 3:39 PM ^
Hoke had a slice of thick-assed, half baked pizza and also half baked gameplan in his greasy hands
October 26th, 2015 at 9:18 PM ^
Second that.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:10 PM ^
This is amazing. It's like an Onion article every time he talks, but it's real life.
October 26th, 2015 at 9:27 PM ^
Some Onion writer is pissed as their drafted article titled "Jim Harbaugh buys two costumes to maximize halloween spoils" is now worthless
October 26th, 2015 at 8:22 PM ^
Is bae material.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:23 PM ^
LOL!! Used to do this! People totally new because I lived in a pretty small neiborhood but everyone thought it was funny and gave us candy anyway.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:31 PM ^
If you don't follow this advice, you're a communist.
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October 26th, 2015 at 8:43 PM ^
or go home. You know he was angrier than any of us after you know what on October you know when.
October 26th, 2015 at 8:44 PM ^
At some point we will be turning kids away to play for this man!
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October 27th, 2015 at 3:36 PM ^
He is genuine, down to earth, and motivated beyond belief. Kids can tell who's real and who just gives "coach speak".
October 26th, 2015 at 8:52 PM ^
aren't the kids referring to that as the "Chris Clark" costume this year? Too soon?
October 26th, 2015 at 9:01 PM ^
Urban Meyer has to go to the convenience store to get more than Jimmy
October 26th, 2015 at 9:13 PM ^
You know, my kids were actually disappointed with last year's haul - part of that was that the weather was absolutely shitty where we were, but also we were encumbered by being part of a larger group. Now, I shall employ this strategy, and yes, it is my wife's fault that she bought multiple costumes to account for Halloween parties and the like. The opportunities for candy are now only limited by the actual start of the Michigan game, and even then, I shall make sure my wife is aware of the game plan.
October 26th, 2015 at 9:15 PM ^
My daughter wears rollerblades.
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October 26th, 2015 at 9:27 PM ^
has training wheels.
/s
October 26th, 2015 at 10:07 PM ^
Your momma wears combat boots.
October 26th, 2015 at 9:20 PM ^
Great idea. My son loves the idea and my wife hates Harbaugh.
October 26th, 2015 at 9:29 PM ^
Time to get a new wife!
October 26th, 2015 at 11:56 PM ^
So does mine, but she's from a Sparty family, so there's that.
October 27th, 2015 at 12:05 AM ^
Mine too.
October 27th, 2015 at 7:45 AM ^
I suggested to my wife that she go as "sexy Harbaugh" this weekend.
October 26th, 2015 at 9:29 PM ^
I know it's funny and all, but he is representing this university. Do we really want recruits and incoming freshman that we encourage STEALING??! I mean, cmon. He might be better than Hoke, but at least he ran a spotless program.
/s
October 26th, 2015 at 9:42 PM ^
I still wish there was video of Will Campbell's hood slide
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October 26th, 2015 at 9:30 PM ^
And here I thought he didn't observe major holidays
October 26th, 2015 at 9:47 PM ^
Harbaughs such a G
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October 26th, 2015 at 10:30 PM ^
We actually used to do this when I was younger - first time around was to scout out the best houses and second time around we only hit the best houses.
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October 27th, 2015 at 3:33 PM ^
Exactly how I felt watching that. This guy is amazing, so f'ing happy he's here. IT HAPPENED, YA'LL!
October 27th, 2015 at 12:24 AM ^
My son and his friend would wear rollerblades, take two masks each and rake in a lot of candy.