Who will score first Michigan TD?

Funchess, 45yder after smoking his man and soaring over the safety coming over to help.

in on a bootleg.

JMFR.

after Peppers blocks a punt :)

Pipkins with a monster sack, fumble recovery for a TD. I guarantee it.

I'm gonna go with a scramble that leads to him just waltzing up the middle of the field into the endzone!!!!!

Miller, fumblerooski. 

Deveon Smith will get it after a 30-40 yard gain courtesy of Mr. Funchess (my phone just suggested this spelling, score one for Apple) after which Mr. Smith will punch it in from the 5 yard line.

App State receives the opening kickoff. The return man gets the ball jarred loose and Delonte Hollowell returns it for a touchdown

Norfleet as he will be the first to actualy touch the ball on the kickoff return. WTF is with the two negative nellies down voting this post? 

DARBOH

On second play from scrimmage.

Blake Countess on a pick 6. 

scores on a skinny post ala Manningham's game winner vs. Penn St. I think Manningham was a freshman as well.

We kick exclusively field goals on the golden legs (yes, both of them) of Matt Wile, whose sniper accuracy and 95-yard range proves all other offensive plays inefficient. Michigan averages 63 points a game in non-conference play, only to see that number drop 9 points to 54 during the B10 season. Michigan's only loss comes to Rutgers when a small October hurricane sits almost directly on top of High Point Solutions Stadium for four unfortunately-timed hours, causing Wile to miss the 59 yard game-winner. Final score: 49-48 Rutgers, led by Nova's 6 TD passes and one 84 yard scamper TD. 

 

So to answer your question, no one. No one scores a touchdown. Wile wins Heisman though, so that's cool. 

Justice Hayes on a 3rd down screen pass.

I think we score first on a DG scramble.

AJ Williams check-down on a broken play at the goal line

Funch

on an 80-yard fly route, first possession. 

and either Jabrill INT or 3 and out and Jabrill PR

Punt return

To not answer the question, I think Michigan's first points are a field goal by Wile.  Get the ball first and stall in the red zone.  Then maybe Funchess touchdown on the next drive to go up 10-0.

Jake Ryan catches a ball tipped by Frank Clark at the LOS and runs it in for a TD. Orrrrrrrrrr The Funchise on a slant from 7 yards out.

To Funchesd

Kerridge on a 1/2 yard carry up the gut.

Everyone doubted me when I said Joe Reynolds would score our first td last year...