Types of Rutgering pTomorrow
What types of creative Rutgering could we see tomorrow? We have the Rusing Rutger, Passing Rutger, etc, already defined
I would like to propose the Time-of-Possession Rutger (doubling opponent TOP, which we nearly did last week). Any new unofficial “Rutger” suggestions? What could we reasonably see tomorrow?
November 9th, 2018 at 5:22 PM ^
These are good jokes, especially the one about the Colonel suiting up. I agree that the program is a dumpster fire and Ash should be fired, etc. However, this is Veterans Day weekend and I'm sure the great minds of Ann Arbor can create some sort of witty Rutgers University burn without dishonoring this very distinguished veteran.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:29 PM ^
I think there's a disconnect here. I've never heard of anyone associating football trash talk with a university's founder. If someone said "Stanford sucks" I would not imagine they were disparaging Leland and Jane Stanford.
I can't speak for others, but my poking fun at the Rutgers football team has absolutely nothing to do with it's namesake (which I knew nothing about until a few minutes ago).
November 9th, 2018 at 5:42 PM ^
Yeah, definitely not dishonoring anything that has to do with the military/veterans. Just a school that has dumpster fires for athletics. There, I gave you the s on dumpster fires. Happy?
November 9th, 2018 at 5:58 PM ^
Keep digging this hole buddy. I'm sure one more post will make us take you seriously.
And if you are a really good boy, we'll all tell you that we did intend to insult Col. Rutgers by laughing at your laughable football team, and you can feel better about yourself...
Dickbag.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:19 PM ^
This one time, I got really disgusted, & I rutgered.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:26 PM ^
I'm going to asssume you mean well. I have respect for our men and women in uniform. I do not have respect for someone trying to correlate a college football team to a dead military person. If you are offended by rutger, buckle up, this blog may not be for you. I hope you have a great Veterans Day weekend.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:27 PM ^
Rusing Rutger....I can't wait to see that.
Otherwise - QB hit so hard he runs into own end zone like Forrest Gump. A Reverse Rutger.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:29 PM ^
i'd like a full reverse rutger where the defense has more points than the opposing offense has yards.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:31 PM ^
Fan Rutger = Michigan scores more points than Rutger has fans in the stands when the clock hits 0:00
November 9th, 2018 at 5:34 PM ^
According to timmaay this is all wrong
November 9th, 2018 at 9:01 PM ^
Most of it, yeah.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:37 PM ^
The Rutger rutger in which the opposing team has fewer first downs and/or passing completions than letters (6) in the word Rutger.
This also correlates highly with the traditional full Rutger.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:37 PM ^
Will Michigan have more points than net punting yards? Not really a "Rutger." But will they?
November 9th, 2018 at 5:46 PM ^
You think we're going to punt?
November 9th, 2018 at 6:12 PM ^
Hey man, Will Hart needs some scrimmage time too. And we want to pad those total punt yardage numbers.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:39 PM ^
Non-zero chance that the game gets out of hand early. Harbaugh puts the second and then third-string to prevent injuries and we end not getting a Rutger.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:47 PM ^
Have you no faith in our second and third stringers?
November 9th, 2018 at 5:54 PM ^
I’m going to say that we have more time of possession than they do passing yards.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:01 PM ^
Who else remembers October 4, 2014? You know, Rutgers first ever B1G football win ever. Let me help y'all out. You, Brady CHoke, and Big Blue Nation got RUTGERSed 26-24!!! Thanks for playing, and good luck in your eventual Harbaugh-ing of your CFP quest. I hear Columbus is beautiful in late November.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:26 PM ^
He's an angry little elf!
November 9th, 2018 at 7:41 PM ^
You were doing so well. Then this.
We remember 2014. We know Rutgers has a nonzero chance to win. It has a seemingly larger nonzero chance to rutger itself. Please come back and pout/gloat if either of those chances come to be. Actually, only come back if Rutgers doesn't rutger. If Rutgers were to win, this blog and the heads of every poster you might want to mock will probably go
before you can even log in.
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I used to be somebody else on here. F***ing password reset fail.
November 9th, 2018 at 10:29 PM ^
SLIM!
Are you an alter ego of Mean Joe?
Edit: Too intoxicated for Mgoblog - night all.
November 9th, 2018 at 11:10 PM ^
Nah, nobody famous, but around since the Haloscan days. Got so lost in the stellar guitar playing, I forgot about the whole "yeah, that other one was probably written by Dan Snyder" part. As a "giant megastar," can I call a mulligan on that?
November 9th, 2018 at 8:14 PM ^
That loss did a lot to move Hoke on. The same Hoke who beat Franklin!
Rutgers > James Franklin’s PSU
November 9th, 2018 at 10:25 PM ^
Sadly the effects of the overdose could not be reversed. The poor fellow is kept safely in a small quiet room on the edge of the estate. We send him sweet meats when his incoherent screaming reminds us of his presence.
November 9th, 2018 at 10:31 PM ^
this thread was great when I created it the first time 2 days ago
November 9th, 2018 at 10:34 PM ^
You over-reach
November 9th, 2018 at 11:34 PM ^
We’ll have more field goal attempts than they have yards (spoiler alert, both will be less than zero)
seriously, I could see a game with negative rushing yards. They might complete a pass or two, but there will be more sacks than touchdowns
November 9th, 2018 at 11:45 PM ^
How can we have less than zero FG attempts?
November 10th, 2018 at 2:13 AM ^
The Rutgers beat writers certainly don't think much of tomorrow's chances, and that's an understatement. Damn. Look at some of the score predictions from their guys.
https://www.app.com/story/sports/college/rutgers/2018/11/09/rutgers-rutgers-football-michigan-football/1920876002/
November 10th, 2018 at 11:33 AM ^
You've missed the rarest of the rare. The rutger rutger: One team has more rutgers than the other team has yards.
