September 10th, 2018 at 7:50 PM ^
Yeesh. The crowd has already been taken out of the ballgame.
September 10th, 2018 at 7:52 PM ^
The lions are doing lions things.
September 10th, 2018 at 7:58 PM ^
0/4 for 0 yards and a pick. Nowhere to go but up?
September 10th, 2018 at 8:01 PM ^
Jesus H...
Well at least Golloday destroyed him and recovered it.
September 10th, 2018 at 8:05 PM ^
Kerryon looks good.
Stafford does not. Pick it up frat king!
September 10th, 2018 at 8:06 PM ^
That's your 3rd down call...
September 10th, 2018 at 8:08 PM ^
The playcalling in this game is awful. Fire Harbaugh!!
Patricia is having some serious regrets about leaving the Belichick nest...
September 10th, 2018 at 8:16 PM ^
Jarrad Davis is getting burned. And hes calling this defense. No wonder we look so bad on defense
September 10th, 2018 at 8:16 PM ^
Bill Belichick is a genius. He teaches his coaches the Patriot way and then feeds them a mercury laced goodbye cake on their way out to render them stupid.
September 10th, 2018 at 8:47 PM ^
That was beautiful and true
September 10th, 2018 at 8:17 PM ^
I am shocked that the Lions are terrible! Shocked I tell ya! This is definitely a new and disturbing trend for the franchise.
September 10th, 2018 at 8:20 PM ^
Ugly football game called by boring announcers. They ought to put those Tigers guys in the booth for round 2, at least make something interesting.
September 10th, 2018 at 8:30 PM ^
Stafford is single handingly blowing this game
September 10th, 2018 at 9:27 PM ^
Lion D may be bigger problem
September 10th, 2018 at 8:32 PM ^
Ha ha ha Lions might go 0-16
i hate so much that I am a fan
September 10th, 2018 at 8:34 PM ^
Can't blame the safety on that TD. He was in position.
It kinda looks like the Lions have our OL...
September 10th, 2018 at 8:36 PM ^
Marvin jones has dropped two TD passes
September 10th, 2018 at 8:48 PM ^
Maybe Matt could give him something other than dead sprint full extended diving contested opportunities
September 10th, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
maybe he could hang on to balls that hit both his hands.
September 10th, 2018 at 8:47 PM ^
Darnold had outplayed Stafford after that first pick. Ugh.
September 10th, 2018 at 8:48 PM ^
Stafford is looking like Larry Holmes.
September 10th, 2018 at 8:50 PM ^
These comments make me glad I'm not watching, although I have seen some of it. How the hell could the Lions offense be that bad? I mean, they have decent talent, so WTF???
September 10th, 2018 at 8:51 PM ^
For the 10th consecutive season a Stafford offense looks way better in the two minute drill. You'd think Lions management would notice at some point.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^
We got a ball game!
September 10th, 2018 at 9:08 PM ^
Where the hell has that been all game? The lions just carved up the Jets secondary
September 10th, 2018 at 9:11 PM ^
Pryor with 2 straight catches..c'mon...fuck this
September 10th, 2018 at 9:11 PM ^
NFL = NBA. Unwatchable. No defense.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:13 PM ^
This defense is offensive.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:30 PM ^
This offense is offensive also.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:13 PM ^
Alright, the defense is shit so far. Worse than even I expected.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:14 PM ^
I thought Patricia was a defensive minded coach?
September 10th, 2018 at 9:16 PM ^
yeah yeah yeah. did you see how he wears his hat backwards? and keeps a pencil behind his ear?
September 10th, 2018 at 9:16 PM ^
Just a reminder: staff who have left NE for GM/HC jobs have never gone on to success.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:17 PM ^
Lions getting embarassed by one of the worst teams from last season, at home, by a rookie QB - who happens to be the the youngest rookie QB to start...oh.. btw...they are at home and its Monday Night Football.
Fucking Lions.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:19 PM ^
I hate everything that has ever existed. Everything.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:19 PM ^
Lol lions won't win a game this year.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:20 PM ^
You still torture yourself by watching the Lions? You masochists.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:21 PM ^
But lets give Stafford a huge contract. Dude looks like a twig.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:22 PM ^
Programming note: to watch the remainder of this game, please tune to Comedy Central. ESPN will now be televising the more compelling World Series of Cornhole.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:22 PM ^
That.....was a poor decision.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:23 PM ^
Pic six??
September 10th, 2018 at 9:24 PM ^
"Off night", says Mowins.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:27 PM ^
I no longer feel obligated to turn it back on. Thanks for the comments - you guys (girls?) saved me from poor football.
(LOL! Like I wouldn't have known I was tuning in poor football...)
September 10th, 2018 at 9:28 PM ^
Jake Rudddock to the res...
Oh wait...
September 10th, 2018 at 9:28 PM ^
My Lord what a fucking disaster
September 10th, 2018 at 9:29 PM ^
"If this wasn't artificial turf, I'd dig a hole and bury myself."
--Matt Patricia
September 10th, 2018 at 9:33 PM ^
I can't stop laughing, that was amazing.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:31 PM ^
Sorry guys. You are in for a long, long season I fear.
The Lions do not look good at all. And I'm a Browns fan so I know a thing or two about shitty football teams.
September 10th, 2018 at 9:31 PM ^
When do the Lions blow it up and start over?
Good thing I’m a birds fan
September 10th, 2018 at 9:32 PM ^
Guys, if you think this is bad, wait until the Pats visit in week 3.