Shannon Sharpe & Rob Parker rant about M, predict 7-5 record
Not that anyone cares, but if you're looking to get fired up for the season and for the first game, look no further than the inane hot takes from Fox Sports Undisputed.
Shannon Sharpe and Rob Parker think Michigan is the most overrated program in college football. Also apparently Harbaugh will go 7-5 and be run out of town and go back to the NFL.
(Needless to say, Parker picked the Irish to win this Saturday. And Sharpe let out a "C'Mon Notre Dame!" in the middle of the debate.)
I've embedded the video clip at the bottom if you're interested in seeing the whole thing, if only for the lulz and eye rolls. If not, I transcribed some hot taeks from Rob Parker (who, btw, also thinks Tom Brady is overrated):
"Harbaugh is like a pizza delivery boy who doesn't deliver. And he makes too much dough."
"I think he'll QUIT his job and go to the NFL after it's all over! I do! I just think that that's where he'll wind up at when he realizes he can't get it done."
"Michigan is the most overrated college football program in the HISTORY of the UNITED STATES!!"
And here's a nugget from Shannon Sharpe:
"You know what, I'm gonna be NICE to ol' khaki pants. I'll say he'll go... 7-5."
Tell us how you really feel, guys. Clearly these two have an axe to grind, and it's actually kind of hilarious the lengths they'll go to shit on Michigan.
September 1st, 2018 at 9:19 AM ^
They aren’t paid to be right. Their job is to say outlandish nonsense as loud as possible, and keep doing it every day.
September 1st, 2018 at 9:40 AM ^
Hrmm. Sounds like my talents are being wasted in the banking industry.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:59 AM ^
Every word that comes out of Rob Parker's mouth can be disputed. He has been fired more than a cheap hand gun on the south side of Chicago.
September 1st, 2018 at 9:32 AM ^
Butt hurt NFL pundits who cannot get over Harbaugh realized the University of Michigan job is better for him than coaching in the NFL. What I find really contradictcting is all these guys talk like Harbaugh is a poor coach in college football but then almost always say he will go back to NFL (as a head coach). This logic makes no sense to me. He isn’t good enough to coach College Football but he is one of the hottest coaches for any NFL head coaching position.
September 1st, 2018 at 9:39 AM ^
That's a good point. It gets to the point where you realize these clowns and shows really have nothing better to report on or talk about than to keep rehashing the Harbaugh to the NFL idea. You'd think after the first 20 guys did it that it would be done with. Nope, just keep saying it and bringing up the same points over and over and over. Fucking losers!
September 1st, 2018 at 9:42 AM ^
Parker is uptight, hasn't getting a piece of ass and shlong in both ends.
September 1st, 2018 at 9:56 AM ^
Frickin dumb and dumber......whatever
September 1st, 2018 at 10:01 AM ^
People have strong opinions on Mike Valenti and earlier this week with a whole segment on how FS1 has a corporate Pro-Michigan agenda because Skip Bayless(!) and Cowherd said some nice things about us LOL.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:10 AM ^
Fuck them.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:14 AM ^
Shannon Sharpe? Never heard of her.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
So much hate from those clowns, wtf
September 1st, 2018 at 10:41 AM ^
Well now I'm convinced michigan Is going to the playoffs.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:42 AM ^
Rob Parker and Shannon Sharpe something stupid because it’s a day that ends in Y
Great Value Stephen A Smith and a guy who has been fired 3 times from Detroit radio, the Detroit News, and ESPN.
That’s a quality duo
September 1st, 2018 at 10:55 AM ^
Sharpe reminds me of Mr. Ed, a talking horse. So you have a horse and a jackass all in one show..
September 1st, 2018 at 11:30 AM ^
I have Michigan finishing at 8-4 but 7-5 would not surprise me. I think Harbaugh is better suited for the NFL.
September 1st, 2018 at 12:49 PM ^
Disagree - he’s better suited for the college game. Michigan will finish the season as Big10 champs.
September 1st, 2018 at 4:16 PM ^
Everyone loves to shot on Michigan ... it’s uncanny.