Tough break for Kenny Demens [ED-April Fools Day Sucks]
his tweet says it all
Kenny Demens@kdemens25
Out for the season with a hand injury. Hope all uofm still support the maize & blue. http://pic.twitter.com/WFX8poQm
[ED:BISB - No insider information, but it was posted at like 12:10 a.m. on April 1st. Unless additional confirmation comes, everyone can come back off the ledge.
Also, expect more pranks. At some point the words "Denard" and either "broken," "torn," or "arrested" will be used together. GIANT GRAINS OF SALT PLEASE.]
please consult your calendar.
I saw him playing basketball the other day...Good April Fools!
SEEMS LEGIT
I believe it when i see it. When the season starts in 6 months, thats plenty of time to heal. And at a position like linebacker, you can put a cast on it and play. He won't get any INT's but he can still tackle and run...
also, if you watch the video from practice today. he was practicing with a cast on. Probabl yjust a joke...
Lmao. I read the Koger tweet about Roundtree and logged in to start a new thread about it. Reading this thread and realizing that they're all April fools jokes.
Stefon Diggs is transferring from Maryland and is reportedly coming to Michigan!!!
/aprilfool'd
God. This is literally my least favorite day of the year.
“@KogerNotKroger: @TreezyUM12 just informed me he is going to transfer.... Good luck to my guy wherever he ends up” Good luck boy #michman
well that's disturbing
About the only "hand injury" that would knock a LB out for the year would be an amputation and even then they'd probably play through it.
It's also rumored that Urlacher went to the doctor that year...
"Doctor, my ding-a-ling is orange."
"That can't be. I've never come across that condition."
Urlacher pulled down his pants, and sure enough, it was orange.
"Are you a chemist?" asked the doctor.
"No."
"Well, do you work around chemicals then?"
"No."
"Well, what do you do for a living."
"I play in the NFL. Which gives me a lot of free time. Which I usually occupy by watching porn and eating Cheetos."
Well played...
What the hell does "hope all of uofm support the maize & blue" mean??
Don't feel bad. This is probably the first place they'll look to see if they got anyone. So just look at it as you boosting team morale. They need it after having Hopkins be the first player in history to have bad weight when spring practice starts.
I just heard that Denard is broken torn arrested
/s
Yeah and Denard cut off his dreads...
April fools
That would be the end of the world as we know it.
I swear, SWEAR I am not lying. NOT an April Fool's joke.
I was just walking home less than an hour ago and Demens walked right in front of me to cross the street to Ricks. His hand was in a cast. Literally too weird. Didn't want to post anything before it got confirmation. I guess this is it.
EDIT: Guess it was an April Fool's Joke. Thank God.
Just watching the scrimmage video from March 31 and Demens definitely has a cast on his wrist. He's also definitely playing. I'm guessing it's an April Fools joke, but he has enough evidence (the cast) to scare people.
The cast can clearly be seen around the :21 or :22 second mark of this video:
Well, on the bright side... this gives some of the young guys a chance to step up in camp and get more snaps.
So what you're really saying is our linebackers will suck to Bolivia this year. GREAT!