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It started on 4chan's pol

It started on 4chan's pol board like two or three years ago.

Brady Hoke doesn't read the

Brady Hoke doesn't read the Internet.

Not calling a timeout? Yeah.

Not calling a timeout? Yeah.

Larry Foote been gettin in

Larry Foote been gettin in his ear

Mendon going to shit all over

Mendon going to shit all over whoever they play tomorrow. Get fucked Schoolcraft.

KCP>THJ>Burke
Trey is easily

KCP>THJ>Burke

Trey is easily one of the worst starting guards in the NBA. And up to this point, THJ is a complete sieve on defense.

Whhhhhale, I thought we came

Whhhhhale, I thought we came out today with tremendous energy and passion to win the game.. We practiced so well this week, all week we've really stressed ball security from our receivers to our backs.. To pull off an overtime victory against a team like Rutgers, it says a lot about this football team and the toughness of this team. I told them after the game that the ultimate goal is still there, the goal of.. uhh
.. Big ten championship.

After thorough concussion

After thorough concussion testing, no doubt.

o i am laffin

Like a large portion of the

Like a large portion of the MGOBLOG fandom, I'm not going to watch or attend another game until this buffoon is gone. A negligent coach representing one of the finest academic institutions in the world with the vocabulary and speaking skills of a fourth grader is lying about his actions concerning the well-being of his player. 

I really can't put into words how angry I am. The losses sucked and I wanted Brandon and Hoke gone. But this is just too much. And they think we're fucking stupid.

Probably my favorite Brian post so far. It captures how we're all feeling. Except Magnus.

My avatar has never been more appropriate.

I am finding it more and more

I am finding it more and more difficult to support something that is run so poorly. The kids work hard, but I disliked the Hoke hire from day one. He's not the man for the job. He's inarticulate and has vastly underperformed. It's the same old stuff. I feel like I could write five paragraphs on how frustrated I am and what I don't like about Hoke. But it's all been said before. 

At least we have Beilein.

The brand, the brand, the

The brand, the brand, the brand. Fucking horrible.

Are you American or Japanese?

Are you American or Japanese?

Just another disappointment.

Just another disappointment.

Baby, I'm still committed to

Baby, I'm still committed to you, but I'm going to see if this bad bitch has more to offer.

Yeah, it's totally cool.

Yeah, it's totally cool. White people are better at not going to prison.

/s

Yeah. This is stupid.

Yeah. This is stupid. Perpetuating stereotypes is cool add long as Effie people are on the receiving end.

Something about having a

Something about having a coach who can barely speak English bugs me.

 

Wellll, uhhh...

Muh homerism.
Let's just sign

Muh homerism.

Let's just sign Manny Harris to a five year deal. And DeShawn Sims can play the 4. 

Chris Webber isn't 50 yet.

I'll be glad to see Robinson

I'll be glad to see Robinson gone. He's a mediocre three point shooter, terrible ball handler, and good athlete. That's all he's been in his two years here. Far too passive as a player. Poor lateral quickness. Zero handle.

Shook my head so much at his taking back to back pull up mid-range pull ups. The defender was just backing up, hoping he'd jack it up. And he did. Low basketball IQ.

Very happy with the season.

Very happy with the season. Kentucky was just too big. No more evident than in that game that Beilein needs to recruit a legitimate big. Horford is mediocre. McGary has at most one year left.

He's everything Hoke isn't.

He's everything Hoke isn't. Honest, articulate, underrated.

The thing holding Beilein

The thing holding Beilein back from national championships is big play. He needs legitimate big men. If only Mitch were healthy this year. At least there's a good chance we get him next year.

Walton/Albrecht

LeVert/3.5starfreshman

Irvin/Chatman

Robinson/Donnal

McGary/Horford

I couldn't disagree with you

I couldn't disagree with you more.

He has terrible handles, is very slow laterally, shoots a set, low, mechanical jump shot with little arc, and has a skinny, skinny base. There is literally nothing about GRIII's game that suggests he'll be anything more than what he is now because he hasn't improved since his freshman year. When he's not being spoonfed dunks by Burke or other point guards, he's throwing up bricks with his jumper and turning it over with his poor handle.

 

He is a solid roleplayer and nothing more. Don't let the fact that he can jump high cloud your judgment. Because jumping high is the only thing he does well.

Not a bad player. Just more of a glue guy, third option type. And he always will be.

Rape brunette girls.

Rape brunette girls.

Devin, Funchess, Green.

Devin, Funchess, Green.

Seen him play in person. Has

Seen him play in person. Has a sloppy handle, no right hand, and forces up a lot of garbage inside the arc. Must have gotten swatted by a guy shorter than him about five times. Just a shooter.

Don't worry, Michigan

Don't worry, Michigan faithful! Next year is our year! Hoke is Saban in a fat suit and pretending English is his second language.

Difficult to support anything that's run so vastly differently than you, even as a fan, think it should be run. I hate this coaching staff so much. But there is nothing I can do about it.

It's a given that Beilein

It's a given that Beilein >>>>> Hoke/Borges.

Muh high vertical. Robinson

Muh high vertical. Robinson is a mediocre shooter with a less than mediocre handle. He's going to have a bad year now that Burke isn't spoonfeeding him.

I would have done the same if

I would have done the same if I were him. This coaching staff is pathetic.

In we need to execute better

In we need to execute better I trust.

In well, uhhh... I trust.

Of course you can. I agree

Of course you can. I agree with you. Most any offense will work.

Pro style, spread, air raid--these things are all independent of pace and playcalling. Hoke's teams huddle, don't have a wide audible base, and Borges' formations tip the call. I wouldn't care if we ran the flexbone as long as the offense was set with twenty seconds left on the play clock instead of five.

Here's the difference:
Hoke

Here's the difference:

Hoke is losing games against less talented teams.

Beilein won games against more talented teams.

I'd love to have a word with

I'd love to have a word with you, but you're not wearing a headset and there's only three seconds left on the playclock.

Basketball, more than

Basketball, more than anything else, is about talent. 15 guys. Beilein also has a great reputation as an X's and O's coach. Hoke does not.

 

Borges is inept and Hoke has shown nothing but unwavering trust (not that he shouldn't. You don't shit on your assistant in the middle of the season) to the most failure-ridden portion of the team. He also doesn't wear a headset. When does he? When the team is trying to mount a late fourth quarter comeback. Shouldn't he treat the entire game with that kind of urgency? Have you seen our two minute offense?

Hoke is a bumbling company man with a product that sells itself. He's also a proponent of dinosaur offense.

Please hire someone from Oregon.

The game has changed.

>we haven't been more

>we haven't been more successful from out of the gun than under center

 

Is Hoke coaching the games I'm watching or is it still 1997?

I don't know why Funchess

I don't know why Funchess hasn't been moved outside. He's got enough speed, the frame and size to just pluck balls out of the air. As already pointed out, he's a terrible blocker.

We need to check our number

We need to check our number one winning percentage privilege.

/s

Oh, and I forgot to mention

Oh, and I forgot to mention that I intensely dislike the punt coverage and punt returns. Muh stone age special teams.  And Al Borges.

Just pathetic. That's all

Just pathetic. That's all there really is to say. Borges hasn't changed. One game against Notre Dame doesn't change that. Gardner no longer trusts himself. The O-line is terrible. Toussaint still dances in the backfield.

The under-center plays, much

The under-center plays, much like dinosaur punt coverage (did anyone see that constant line shifting to confuse blocking assignments on UCONN's punt, which hasn't ever worked, only to have all but two of those shifting guys starting getting back to block for the returner? They were blocking air. Absolutely pathetic) simply don't work.

It's like Borges just doesn't get it. Nothing's changed. We've averaged about two yards a play from under-center.

Blitz on first down.

Blitz on first down.

Cogent Argument

Fuck Nebraska. Fuck corn.

It's very clear that some of

It's very clear that some of you know less about basketball than you do football. KCP compares favorably to Klay Thompson. An excellent rebounder and defensive player. This just means the Pistons front office was either not excited about Burke, which is understandable, or believe Knight can become a better lead guard under Cheeks.

I am not at all excited about

I am not at all excited about Kennard. I saw him play earlier this year during a visit to my girlfriend's family and came away unimpressed.

 

He is slow laterally, has short arms, has a shoddy right-hand dribble, and doesn't have a frame that can pack on a whole lot of weight (skinny shoulders). However, he can shoot it. He's not a bad recruit. He's just not the type of recruit Beilein has to settle for anymore. I'm surprised he's rated so highly.

Trey Burke is underrated

Trey Burke is underrated athletically, but comparing him to Kevin Johnson is a noooope. Not even close.

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Lol at Iowa and VCU being

Lol at Iowa and VCU being ranked higher than Michigan.

"They don't ruch much [in the

"They don't ruch much [in the way of plays and sets]." 

Oh boy, better give this guy a ten year extension!

/s

Wait, what?