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|2 days 17 hours ago||70% of the time, it works||
70% of the time, it works every time.
|4 days 15 hours ago||It would take all the heat||
It would take all the heat leaving Hell for Beilein's seat to get warm.
So, when Hell freezes over.
|5 days 8 hours ago||The OP was ridiculous.||
The OP was ridiculous. Sorry, but it feels like HarbaughWatch has been going on for years.
The tune would be "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
|5 days 8 hours ago||Fair fight or prison rules?||
Fair fight or prison rules?
|5 days 14 hours ago||Please consider doing||
Please consider doing something with the "Malkovich, Malkovich" scene from Being John Malkovich. It would take years to replace everything Malkovich with everything Harbaugh, but it would be awesome.
|1 week 14 hours ago||CC: Goolius Boozler||
Might be a good Plan B.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Sometimes you Har the Baugh,||
Sometimes you Har the Baugh, and sometimes the Har Baughs you.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Totally agree about Spike.||
Totally agree about Spike. This is especially since this guy is not likely to leave early for the NBA*, so he can bring stability to a team along with his other qualities.
*Not a dig on Albrecht. The NBA looks for size and speed, even if those guys are sometimes total meatheads.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||All the Baughs are belong to||
All the Baughs are belong to us.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||Pretty sure that has happened||
Pretty sure that has happened to Norfleet each of the last three years.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||I agree. It's better that||
I agree. It's better that Hackett handles this sooner instead of having the permanent AD handle it later.
|5 weeks 2 days ago||That was awesome.||
That was awesome.
|6 weeks 5 days ago||I just imagine Fred Jackson||
I just imagine Fred Jackson as being kind of like Farmer Fran from "The Waterboy." He just runs around, flapping his arms, spouting homespun gibberish, and occassionally playing with his nipples on a good play.
|6 weeks 6 days ago||I would have been fine with||
I would have been fine with your prognostication if you had been wrong about the Brandon email. Instead, I'm just a little more bummed than before. Thanks, man.
|7 weeks 6 days ago||Wishful thinking on my part,||
Wishful thinking on my part, but maybe the coaching staff might actually perform a little better not having that jackass looking over their shoulders.
|7 weeks 6 days ago||I don't know why, but I think||
I don't know why, but I think Brandon getting COBRA is hilarious. Maybe because it's what you get WHEN YOU ARE FIRED! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Brandon got canned! The world is still a beautiful place!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
|8 weeks 1 day ago||Well, good for Florida for||
Well, good for Florida for givng you the opportunity.
|8 weeks 2 days ago||I apologize if this was posted already||
[Self-edit]: Dang I'm slow. Well, here. This shows how big a deal this really is:
|8 weeks 6 days ago||I guess she likes an "O"||
I guess she likes an "O" before she even gets to "hi".
|9 weeks 15 hours ago||I think I just got a||
I think I just got a probable, mild erection.
|9 weeks 15 hours ago||Boss||
|9 weeks 2 days ago||I really don't have a problem||
I really don't have a problem with people talking about policy here, since the University is a public entity, so you sort of have to. You think the State should fund the University more? That's policy. You think the University should stop cutting faculty while hiring more admin? That's policy. You don't think someone with a probable head injury of unknown severity should play football? Again, policy.
We don't have to let the partisan think-nothings ruin things by prohibiting anything that might remotely be deemed politics; we can just downvote these idiots 'til the cows come home.
|10 weeks 6 days ago||What does Hoke mean by||
What does Hoke mean by "looking great" in practice? Maybe he just means their hair is shiny, their teeth are white, and their uniforms are clean.
|11 weeks 4 days ago||That is a brilliant||
That is a brilliant reference. Someone hire Nigel Tufnel as the Special Teams Coordinator.
|11 weeks 4 days ago||I agree somewhat. Borges||
I agree somewhat. Borges focused too much on new tricks and switching things up, but without those tricks, the poor fundamentals become a lot more obvious.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||"Let's get one thing straight between us."||
And I will tell you, it has NEVER worked for me. Ever.
My wife's line is way better: "I can tell by your breath that you're a smoker," except when the target is not a smoker, then it's just really hurtful.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||Huh. After hanging out with||
Huh. After hanging out with Sparty friends, I figured you might want a breather from gang bangs.
I'm just kidding!
|11 weeks 6 days ago||What would a Blimpy's||
What would a Blimpy's Posburger look like?
|12 weeks 4 hours ago||Dave Brandon . . .||
. . . totally drinks your soy milk right from the carton, and then blames that anemic kid Mike in 419, even though that guy is, like, allergic to all soy products.
And it's not like Dave Brandon can't afford his own fucking soy milk.
Dave Brandon . . . what a dick.
|12 weeks 4 hours ago||Long live the Halfass||