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Like Pepperidge Farm, this…

Like Pepperidge Farm, this buckeye-flaired redditor remembers.

I like to think that he’s…

I like to think that he’s talking about a championship banner.

 

I also like to picture my Jesus wearing a diaper, infant, but already omnipotent.

Hello, Buddy the Elf, what’s…

Hello, Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?

I logged in just to upvote…

I logged in just to upvote your Big Lebowski reference.

I think he is looking for…

I think he is looking for this: https://www.mden.com/product/Jordan_University_of_Michigan_Football_Head_Coachs_Fitted_Hat?NIC1633+1503

CJK5H?

CJK5H?

How about monogrammed flasks?

Delete

I yes that one will be up…

I yes that one will be up promptly.

Idiocracy, it seems…

Idiocracy, it seems prophetic.

After a milksteak, boiled…

After a milksteak, boiled over hard...with a side of jellybeans, raw.

Too Shorts The Ghetto song

Came to mind when I read that name...

You can parody it with his last name...

Andri-ghetto.....

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This rhetoric reminds me of a

This rhetoric reminds me of a Stern show staff prank call to a pizza place. Sal and Richard taking turns ordering stuff and then saying "pepperoni pizza, hold the pepperoni...cheese, sauce and dough."

eBay.

eBay.

Wow, those are the stellar

Wow, those are the stellar results WITH cheating.

Coworker/friends, it's a

Coworker/friends, it's an inside joke....I usually don't fraternize with coworkers, or many others outside of my house for that matter; as such I've been dubbed as "friend-ish".

My friend-ish coworker told

My friend-ish coworker told me that Netflix is now available which is cool. I'd like to be able to watch any content this way, making the headset an IMAX sized screen in your face.

A friend-ish person I know

A friend-ish person I know got the google pixel and their vr headset. It seemed cool but also limited because the app ecosystem needs to grow.

At least this wasn't branded

At least this wasn't branded as a "gate".

I'm happy for Coach O. With

I'm happy for Coach O.

With him being the D Coord. at USC, they fire their coach, appoint him interim then they hired someone else and he got let go. Fast forward to LSU, if after they fire Miles and appoint him interim and then hire someone else...he gets the stigma of a head coach killer and folks might be skeptical about adding him to their staff. He'd look like Eddie Mush from A Bronx Tale....you'd just tear up your betting slips when you found out he bet on your horse.

Leave me it at home.

Leave me it at home.

That's a two player swing

That's a two player swing Cotton!

Ok, new policy, no more FG's,

Ok, new policy, no more FG's, just PAT's.

I leave about 5 hours early

I leave about 5 hours early but I'm coming from Columbus :)

That would be grindr.

That would be grindr.

I didn't know ESPN was into

I didn't know ESPN was into pegging.

Add Louisville and you got

Add Louisville and you got yourself shod damned deal!

We've names our cars for

We've names our cars for years...
Lacreasha (Chevy cobalt)
Lafawnduh (Ford Fusion)
Charles Benson III (Ford Focus)
Betty White (Ford Escape)
Burt Reynolds (Ford Escape)
Harrison Ford (Ford Focus)
Ford Escape (Katy Holmes)

My first car was a

My first car was a 1980-something "imported by dodge" colt. I bought it in 1994 for $100, it was a total piece. After owning this beauty for about 6 months and sold it to a friend for the same price I paid. About a month later the friend was turning into a side street and the driver side lug bolts snapped, the wheel flew off and he just left the car blocking the intersection.

Glad you see it our way!

Glad you see it our way!

I think that he'd say "Please

I think that he'd say "Please stop fucking" if he were typing Yoda-ese.

If you're fortunate enough to

If you're fortunate enough to get paternity time, take it all. Help your wife with everything you can. Another poster mentioned nursing. There are health benefits and maternal bonding that occurs in this time but your wife may grow weary of feeding all hours of the day. We went through a few brands and models of pumps before we found the right one. It was the Medela Freestyle pump that seemed to be the one my wife liked best.

Enjoy the ride! The milestones are so awesome, the first teeth, the first time they crawl, stand, step, ride a bike....

My wife found the website/app

My wife found the website/app "the bump" to be super helpful. Go to the appointments, every time you hear their heartbeat or see the imagery from the sonography you'll know why this was worth it.

I disagree, the changing

I disagree, the changing table is used multiple times a day. However the diaper genie is a take it or leave it. Make sure your baby registry includes tons of diapers. Get a good swing, and or glider those help a lot. Do all your home projects now. You'll be on a 3-4 hour diaper/food/baby time/sleep schedule. You won't want to disrupt the house with the noise and chaos of renovation. Get a baby monitor with video and don't let your kid sleep with you or there will be hell trying to break that later on. If you have pets make sure you bring home something with your baby's scent before you bring that baby home, make sure they learn right away that this new stranger is above them in the household hierarchy from moment one.

This was too long to be a

This was too long to be a meme :)

Moist.

Moist.

His text should say "let's

His text should say "let's wreck this team together"

While climate change is

While climate change is happening, the temp differences we are seeing are a combination of El Niño and Arctic Oscillation. El Niño warms the Pacific which causes a warmer drift in the jet stream and the Arctic Oscillation is keeping the cold air further North. This may change very quickly and seems unlikely to be related to climate change. That would result in a 1 or 2 degree difference. Not 10-20+ degrees that we are seeing.

'Merica

I believe those two will be

I believe those two will be using MGoGrindr.

Boiled hard with a side of

Boiled hard with a side of Jelly beans, raw.

I'm sensing that you'd like

I'm sensing that you'd like UM to be the Oregon of the Midwest.

Drip brew of Panera Hazelnut

Drip brew of Panera Hazelnut Cream with Vanilla Caramel creamer.

47

47

While in line at a store once

While in line at a store once near Christmas, a woman was with her son, placing toys on the belt to be rung up, then looking at her money, adding the next toy, until she hit what she could afford. My wife and I handed her the cash in our wallet outside of the store. I don't recall the amount, it was just heartbreaking to watch someone so close to broke spending their last of their money on their children's Christmas.

You are sadly

You are sadly mistaken.....hoodie.

Considering how terrible

Considering how terrible their colors are this could be a lot worse.

I bought a pair of season

I bought a pair of season tickets through the site sheet also.

4 months isn't long for

4 months isn't long for getting stabby. I know an individual who caught 5 years for that.

To rip your own cd's and

To rip your own cd's and dvd's is not illegal. To share them or download content you don't own, is illegal.

I think you meant "for" their

I think you meant "for" their disposal.