October 16th, 2019 at 12:58 PM ^
Thundergun Express
October 16th, 2019 at 1:31 PM ^
I thundergunned the shit out of them
October 16th, 2019 at 2:12 PM ^
#SaveTheDong
October 16th, 2019 at 2:18 PM ^
I like dantonia's new look.
October 16th, 2019 at 12:58 PM ^
I would advise everyone against putting anything stupid in writing here!
October 16th, 2019 at 1:11 PM ^
At the risk of sounding stupid...
When my oldest was in high school, a classmate called in a bomb threat because he wanted a day off. The high school was very close to the middle school - close enough that the middle school kids could see all the high school kids in the football stadium stands. They quickly learned why.
THE NEXT DAY... a middle school kid called in a bomb threat so he could get the day off.
My son and his friends thought this was a good way to get the day off.
"It's all about me... and my friends"
October 16th, 2019 at 1:01 PM ^
The gene pool needs chlorine...
October 16th, 2019 at 1:03 PM ^
Seems that gene pool in 'bama ALREADY had the chlorine.
October 16th, 2019 at 2:21 PM ^
shoulda gone with something stronger
October 16th, 2019 at 3:04 PM ^
“Some” say mens half of the gene pool already smells like chlorine.
October 16th, 2019 at 3:25 PM ^
Jesus Christ buddy why'd you need to articulate that thought?
October 16th, 2019 at 1:02 PM ^
This should be OT (unless you are suggesting this as a strategy for an upcoming UM game, which....
would be a very illegal yet very interesting notion if the game was near the end of regulation. Other games have been called to an early end due to weather - would a bomb threat get equivalent consideration?)
October 16th, 2019 at 1:54 PM ^
Yeahhhh freedom of speech and all, but this is the kind of thought you should delete because it’s not outside the realm of possibility, and if it happens I’m sending the FBI to your house.
October 16th, 2019 at 2:02 PM ^
Snark aside - it is a legitimate question of how the postponement of a game due to bomb threat (or other type of human-induced external game stoppage) would be treated. Do they address it on a case-by-case basis or uniformly refuse to allow a game to end from a security threat (to prevent encouraging repeat events)?
October 16th, 2019 at 2:47 PM ^
I doubt they would stop the game for a bomb threat unless the authorities found it to be very credible--which most bomb threats are not.
The bomb-threat-to-bomb ratio over the last 40 years in this country is probably several tens of thousands to zero. Yes, people have set off pipe bombs and there is that famous Michigan alumnus who mailed a bunch of them, but as far as I know there was no specific bomb threat associated with them.
October 16th, 2019 at 7:16 PM ^
Pretty sure you mean "infamous"
October 16th, 2019 at 2:40 PM ^
Why should a story about a bomb threat to a college football game involving college kids be OT on a college sports blog?
October 16th, 2019 at 2:49 PM ^
https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/mgoboard-faq
Officially it's listed under Gray Area. Helpful, I know.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:03 PM ^
Friends don't let friends lose big bets???
October 16th, 2019 at 1:05 PM ^
Or dial drunk.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:43 PM ^
are you kidding? you let your friend drunk dial his Ex then record it then show it to him when he is Sobor.
October 16th, 2019 at 2:03 PM ^
I was on my way to Sobor once but Aragorn told me Gondor was a better choice.
October 16th, 2019 at 9:22 PM ^
He was just trying to send more business that way - word is that's he's got some of family connection to the people that run the place.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:05 PM ^
So his "friend" was losing a big bet, hmmm.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:07 PM ^
That is a bad-ass friend. Anyone willing to go to prison on what could potentially be considered "terrorism" charges to help a buddy is one loyal (if dumber than dumb) MFer.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:25 PM ^
Or he’s just really desperate to make friends.
October 17th, 2019 at 7:27 AM ^
We now know where Kip Drordy ended up.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:07 PM ^
University student or not, criminals are stupid.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:21 PM ^
While technically true, I'm not sure that term applies to Bama students.
October 16th, 2019 at 2:57 PM ^
Some Hillbilly wisdom right there.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:09 PM ^
sounds like a plot for Michael Scarn to solve!
October 16th, 2019 at 1:10 PM ^
They are going to make a big fat example out of this kid.
October 16th, 2019 at 2:41 PM ^
As they should. I'm not quite sure what is appropriate, but I would think multiple years in jail. You absolutely cannot have people calling in bomb threats to try to affect betting positions. Gotta make a big time example of this dolt
October 16th, 2019 at 3:46 PM ^
+1,000,000
Should be treated as domestic terrorism, and prosecuted to the fullest. I mean... holy fuck, 20yrs ago when I was in school, no one thought of stupid shit like this!
October 17th, 2019 at 12:48 AM ^
Why the fuck not???
This goes way beyond a silly prank.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:10 PM ^
"a multi-agency investigation, which led to the suspect being identified within minutes and arrested soon thereafter". This would imply that they called in the bomb threat from their own phone which is next level stupid.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:13 PM ^
The amount of stoopiduty in the world is truly staggering!
October 16th, 2019 at 1:18 PM ^
I'm pretty sure the Dollar Store sells burners. Think!
October 16th, 2019 at 1:36 PM ^
That's why I always use my wife's phone for these type calls. Bama still has rotary dial I think anyway.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:11 PM ^
So I'm guessing his "friend" bet the under?
October 16th, 2019 at 1:12 PM ^
Depends on the friend. . .
October 16th, 2019 at 2:21 PM ^
If she's a 10 and believes in being friends with benefits, yes.
October 16th, 2019 at 2:59 PM ^
And doesn't mind conjugal visits.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:22 PM ^
Lower entrance requirement.
October 16th, 2019 at 1:26 PM ^
Am I just old and crotchety, or is this a crap post? ....Ok, ok, embrace the healing power of "and", right?