I was wondering how UM fans could welcome back Justin Boren Sat.
Maybe the marching band could play something for him...but what?
I got an idea when reading once more some old news that's always nice to hear again. It was about Detroit news sources that “all but called Boren a pussy, who bailed on Rodriguez’s demanding new training regimen, a change from whatever Jazzercise Michigan was doing before. …”
They indicated that Boren, after the first spring practice, said the first workout was “grueling” and had the OL “constantly running back to the line of scrimmage in the no-huddle offense.”
The article continued:
“The only thing missing would be a key editorial decision to place an ad for tampon coupons right next to Boren’s head. “
So, I thought, maybe the band could play some Springstein, like
"Boren to Run."
Other suggestions welcomed.