Way OT- My orgasms are just fine, thanks.
So I got around to reading about the actor David Carradine, and his recent death in Thailand of autoerotic asphyxiation. The circumstances, besides being tragic, were lurid.
Dude was found in the closet, with rope leading from the ceiling tied around his wrists, neck, and genitals. He was wearing a wig and fishnet stockings, and women's lingerie was nearby. So apparently he became another sex accident due to guys needing to choke themselves in order to intensify the orgasm.
So, really? This is necessary? I don't know about anyone else, but every one of my orgasms have been just fine thanks. No need for choking, dressing up, natural fibers, a partner. or any other stimulus, other than a picture of Big Boutrus. Anyway, all sympathies to his family...
If Michigan could make a bowl game this year I'm sure the resulting climax would be most satisfying.
Have we fallen so far that we can use this analogy for just making a bowl? Come on, it's only been one bad year.
You liked staying home for Christmas and playing with yourself?
...an accidental death any more embarrassing than that one.
I couldn't help but notice this was your first post. This is an odd topic to gain that honor.
From what I've heard some people (maybe a lot [maybe all?]) write out a suicide note before trying it just in case...
One of the most blunt titles ever...
I rubbed one out to Tate's video, "Weapon of Choice" last night. Very satisfying.
He's very accurate.
Right on. Who needs fishnets around their neck when you can watch a Michigan QB actually LEAD a running back on a screen pass? Such a turn-on.
i'm pretty disturbed right now...i'm going to go put my wig on...
Put the lotion in the basket
lotion in the basket. It does this whenever it's told.
but just wait until you are an aging kung-fu master. Talk about desensitized... the man could probably grab a bullet with his scrot ffs. Can you really blame him?
orgasm every time we landed a 3* recruit
-or-
land a 3* recruit every time you orgasm?
scholarships do we have available again?
At least two a day.
Words to live by
or famous last words
dude
Have you ever choked out your woman whilst giving it to her?
Choking yourself is okay. Choking someone else is assault.
Way to cross the line.
Unless... she asked for it? Kinky.
Choking yourself is okay.
Hello unintentional double entendre.
Or... was it?
Depends on how much I've had to drink.
Threads like this will kill this blog. End of story.
But not as fast as David Carrdine killed himself! OMG LOL!
Seriously, Six Zero is correct. Once in a great while it's okay, but it's already feeling more 4chanish in here.
?????
Only if you've never been to 4chan.
If New Jersey is the armpit of America, 4chan (well, the random board, anyway) is the rotting asshole with boils of filth consisting of pus, maggots, and cockroaches of the deepest reaches of the Internet.
Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad, also known as the Greater Internet Theory.
You keep this place grounded...
**Rolls eyes, whilst miming the jerk-off motion**
Not me.