VIDEO: Al Borges Reads 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Banana Boat, Norfleet Position Switch
Attn: Heiko.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVtMo9cbmy8
There's also Large Men on a Banana Boat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COmHrusGrqo
...and OMG NORFLEET SWITCHED FROM CB TO MIDDLE HITTER:
December 25th, 2012 at 7:57 PM ^
Can anyone make out what Devin says at the end?
December 25th, 2012 at 9:19 PM ^
"What's the thistle?"
December 25th, 2012 at 8:17 PM ^
Good lord, I didn't know Denard could jump that high.
December 25th, 2012 at 8:28 PM ^
Good lord, why are you not paying attention to which hand he hit that with (his throwing hand), Mr. Spurrier.
December 25th, 2012 at 8:28 PM ^
Not a recruit was stirring, not even Mary Sue Coleman's blouse;
The letters of intent were hung in Brady Hoke's office with care,
In hopes that Derrick Green soon would be there;
The GBW mods were nestled all snug in their beds,
... While visions of Derrick Green danc'd in their heads,
And RoJo's Mama in her 'kerchief, and Treadwell's dad in his cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long soap-opera that was whack,
When out on Tom Beaver's postings there arose such a clatter,
The Recruiting HQ went on their computers to see what was the matter.
Away to his I-Phone, Steven Brown flew like a flash,
Tore through the Rivals message board, and threw up all over his rash.
The moon on the breast gave Mike Farrell in the know,
Gave the lustre of swearing to Ty Issac below;
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But a Derrick Green verbal commitment to Michigan! and along came the HQ members celebrating with a beer!
December 25th, 2012 at 9:58 PM ^
Twas the Game against Ohio State,
And during the 2nd half,
I called Power Runs up the gut,
Despite protest from the staff.
December 25th, 2012 at 9:20 PM ^
Borges would make a terrific Santa.
December 25th, 2012 at 10:45 PM ^
that I kept expecting one of the players to sneak in behind Borges with a Santa cap and beard.
December 25th, 2012 at 9:23 PM ^
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December 25th, 2012 at 10:26 PM ^
Even better: Make a GIF of BWC failing the banana boat challenge, over and over
December 26th, 2012 at 12:25 AM ^
It's hard out here. I done fought two sharks, wrassled a sting ray, ate two crabs--had butter out there. It's hard out here but you know how we do it, I'm from Detroit. You know, it was nothing. Two great whites, punched a whale in the face... easy day. Go blue.
December 26th, 2012 at 9:35 AM ^
But there is SOOO much winning in that quote that it cannot be denied.
Easy day. Go Blue.
December 25th, 2012 at 11:19 PM ^
Gotta love BWC.
December 25th, 2012 at 11:48 PM ^
Was the Women's Volleyball casually sipping on an adult beverage on camera. I wonder how many sheets to the wind whe was at that point. I'm guessing about 1.5 sheets.
December 26th, 2012 at 1:13 AM ^
December 26th, 2012 at 12:37 AM ^
Clearly someone is trying to make al borges very likable. I'm still pissed about that Ohio State game Al, but I'm a little less pissed after watching that. Go and win this bowl game with that offense from the first half of the Ohio game and you'll be back on (most of our) good sides.
Will Campbell has a future in acting if the NFL doesn't work out.
December 26th, 2012 at 1:22 AM ^
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December 26th, 2012 at 10:32 PM ^
I assume it's because her husband is on the Strength & Conditioning staff.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:10 PM ^
we are not competing in banana boat races.