Valentine's Day Thread

Submitted by Trump on
What is everybody doing with their significant others tonight? I am at the Outer Banks with the wife, enjoying some brews with an Atlantic view.

Omniscient One

February 14th, 2015 at 7:55 PM ^

My longtime girlfriend has been bugging me to have a child for a while now, so I've made a deal with her.

Tonight we're having sex one time with no condom. If we conceive, great. If not, she has to stop bugging me about it.

Badkitty

February 15th, 2015 at 2:21 AM ^

Unless she's having her period now or you've had yourself fixed there's always a chance one of your little guys is going to hit the jackpot.  One of my children was conceived while my wife was on birth control pills, probably the most effective means of birth control short of celibacy or getting a vasectomy.  It was kind of a shocker for the both of us, but we wanted kids anyway, just not right after getting married.  You sound like you don't.  Hope you're prepared in case against all odds she gets pregnant.